It's Friday afternoon and you're not doing any work so why not write our advertising for us?
We're talking to potential sponsors about the Word podcast. Obviously it would be asking too much to get them to listen to it. And anyway, they might not *get* it. What we need are testimonials from satisfied customers - pithy one-liners that sum up the place it takes in your lives. For the last year we've been using "one of the few things you really need in life" but you may be able to do even better than that. We'll read out the best ones on the 'cast.
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"Its my favourite
waste of time"
Owen Paul
Would want royalties....
Owen... Paul...??
I'm sure he would but Marshall Crenshaw would have something to say about that, given he wrote the song
"A pleasantly annoying itch
that I have to keep scratching..."
slogans
Where "Mission Statements " come to die !
or
Music and Lyrics clash and neither give way !
The Word podcast...
...talking bollocks so you don't have to.
Also
Even your granny would like it
Remember the Whistle Test?
In their more lucid moments, so do its former presenters.
Sponsors
I guess you're speaking to the likes of Gillette? Perhaps this explains all the beardy covers.
Age appropriate
Surely given the demographics Scholl should be the sponsor of choice ?
Essential listening for
the £50 Amazon man.
and furthermore
get Amazon or Play or CDWow to sponsor (and amend tagline to suit of course).
Right back to my day job.
"If Carlsberg published magazines...
they'd probably look like this."
If Carlsberg published magazines
They'd probably look more like this:
http://www.heatworld.com/
50 quid?
these days it's more like 50p at the local jumble sale.
"The Word.
The right time of the month."
Bigger longer and erm Uncut
It's one of the few places that music is discussed as if it wasn't invented last week but were new stuff is enthused about as much as some jug band tune from 1923. I genuinely enjoy listening to the cast on my way home from work on a friday and miss it when they are on holiday.
Can we get back to slagging off coldplay now
The Word Podcast
is like eavesdropping in the world's best snug.
Don't you wish...
...YOUR pub conversations were like this?
Its like finally
having funny and cool friends....
It's Infectious...
Like TB
The Word Podcast
We do the talking while you do the walking
some others
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem to lightly
( I think this stella's strapline)
Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
A am a great friend of public amusements, they keep people from vice.
or
Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind.
In these days of confusion and intrusion
Here's some aural distraction for your delectation and relaxation.
comteplation and elucidation...
or is this sounding like the theme song to record Breakers.
The Podcast
Plectrumming the twangy Strat of Life.
"Aural Sex"
On the other hand, maybe not. That might attract Russell Brand listeners.
I never knew I had a podcast shaped hole in my life
until I heard my first HORA
Each podcast paints a thousand mental pictures
And I, for one, will never get the image of a score of naked parachutists being pounced on as they land by the excited guests of an Elton John dinner party out of my mind...
The Word podcast
Makes even the M25 at 6.30 on Wednesday morning something to look forward to.
If it was any groovier you could dance to it!
The podcast for the head, heart and hips ....
The podcast is a bit like the tardis
You never know what worlds or eras await you when you open the doors.
Short
Nonsensically essential
The Word Podcast
Stopping middle aged men from contributing to lists and moaning about how it was all better in them olden days for about 45 minutes once a fortnight.
it's
the Hotel Algonquin for culture cognescenti of a certain age.
Making uncomfortable public transport journeys bearable since 2007
The
Word: for discerning people who like to poke a stick at Van Morrison.
The Word: Best use of anal cleft. Ever. (Ummm, mebbe not)
The sound of aging Islington?
It's a podcast not a plodcast!
Better than 6music, Radio 1 and Radio 2 combined!
A bunch of middle aged geezers yakking about stuff but not being boring?
Hoary Old Rock Andecotalists...
I'm not sure I have a facility for this. I may return to moaning about dumb stuff in entertainment....
Better than a good shit!
I dare you...................
Retro,
surely effective advertising needs to be at least vaguely believable?
Word podcast:
Redefining the pleasure principle
The only company worth keeping
There's no better way to banter
A holiday for the ears
Cramped into a leaky one-man tent
I'm not suggesting a new tagline until I finally receive the cheque for the old one ("one of the few things you really need in life").
The Word Podcast:
1. Putting the world to rights so you don't have to.
2. One of life's certainties.
3. At last: something to hear.
Pods
I subscribe to a few podcasts, but the Word one is the only one I actually make the effort to listen too;Usually on a Sunday night into Monday morning, it helps take away those back to work blues after the weekend. A few one liners:
"Like some Bob Dylan albums, worth perservering with"
"Has matured gracefully into something quite special, always interesting always inspiring, presented by nice sounding people who sound like they're having a ball every week"
"Sometimes gives you a warm glow, like a fisherman tucking into a beef hot pot, after a chilling wind swept night on the North Sea"
"Keep the criminal fraternity of young Islington off the streets, tell them to tune into the Word Podcast every week"
"The best podcast never to have been on the radio"
"Some of it's delightful nonsense, but should be made available on perscription to tinnitus sufferers the world over"
The sound of...
The sound of old Islington.
Other podcasts are available...but they`re rubbish.
Making DIY bearable every week.
erm
Crack open a bottle of red and settle in for a great night of music related chat at the kitchen table with your mates.... and you dont even have to sling em out afterwards. The Word Podcast you know it makes sense.
Ahem...
'The Word podcast... erudition and ephemera in equal measure.'
The Word Podcast:
A Word in your ear
Ellen and Hepworth,
the Chas n' Dave of music publishing, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit...
Hepworth, Ellen, Harrison & Hall
Auditors for your ears.
1/ It's the inner-ear infection..
..you don't mind having.
2/ Geezers chatting..it's the new rock n' roll.
3/ Unbelievably, it's unscripted!
4/ Life has few certainties, but Mark E. WILL mention an obscure prog band (usually Public Foot The Roman)
No.3...
is very good.
No.4
It was Spooky Tooth this week!
borrowing from The Clash
The Last Blog in Town
and
The Only Blog that Matters
My efforts
1. The most fun you can have with your ears
2. Music to your ears
and a few from me
quite literally rock'n'roll therapy
your antidote to the working week
a natural tonic for the grown-ups
Escape to planet rock'n'roll
Your kids wouldn't like it...
Another...
The Word podcast - bridging the gap between high culture and total bollocks.
Well Done
Patrick, a touch of genius
My go
The podcast with the odd cast
First thing that popped into my head...
"It's not shit."
Second thing...
"We'll listen to anything... even your adverts."
Third (and final) thing...
Nothing else makes me laugh like a hyena to tales of quadrophonic stereos whilst my wife looks on baffled.
Hmm...
Might need a bit of work that one...
If this is for the benefit of potential sponsors
"The listeners have promised to consider buying your product/service in exchange for guaranteeing it continuing."
I listened to the latest podcast and the 2 recent Backstage ones last night and it was the best possible entertainment available to me. I feel so grateful to have access to it - guaranteed to make me laugh out loud and provoke thoughts.
My nose needs a good clean after this
Like the greatest conversation you think you remember once having in the pub, although of course in reality the podcast is much better than that
So much of TV and radio is laboured over far more and yet is nothing like as enjoyable as the Word podcast
Most Podcasts...
I listen to most Podcasts whilst doing household tasks (washing up etc), whilst I sit down without distraction to enjoy a Podcast from The Word.
Essentially true.
The Word:
Synchronising yesterday's sounds for tomorrow today.
The Word Podcast: Entertaining and fun.....seriously.
........
The Word Podcast:
Full of fifteen minute one-liners
Want to know
Where Van Morrison's harmonicas have been?
How James Brown made love?
What Burke Shelley kept in a shoebox?
You need The Word Podcast.
Now with added fidelity - you can actually hear the old buggers.
Sorry. Missed the 'pithy one liners' bit
Imagine it as one line.
Listening to the podcast gives me a reason to walk the dog
or do the housework.
Believe it or not, there are podcasts that don't suck.
Same point
" The Word Pocast ". The Dog Don´t Get No Walk Without It
What about...
... "Its so good I listen twice"?
Hmm...
The Word podcast - full of more good cheer than Van Morrison filling out his tax return.
The
Word - more topics to debate now that the Wire's ended
The Pub conversation
you would like to have with your mates.
Except at Van Morrissons pub.....
As much fun as the Pogues with teeth?
Yet another...
The Word podcast - cheerfully chipping away at the coalface of culture.
Might as well face it
I'm addicted to Word
Another one
"Our podcast is as good as our Word".
a late entry...
somewhere between school dinners and meals on wheels
c'mon...