Its all rock n' roll to me

In a shameless steal from Radcliffe and Maconie, can the Word massive come up with the most unlikely subjects to preface with the phrase "rock n' roll" and possibly include in the lyrics of an unreconstructed hard rockin' song e.g.

I've got a rock n' roll cheese iron,
That's gonna take a plug outta you,
Rock n' roll cheese iron,
Samplin' Stilton and Cheddar all day through.

I can't do any better than this.....

(And there's a tune)

F Bb C F

"Hey, what's that out there in the park?

Well, I'll tell you what that is, I think it's this

F
In the park, nearly dark

what do I now hear, hark hark
Bb
Is it really leprechauns,
C
and have they come back to rock 'n' roll?
F
Yes, it's them there on the lawn

it's been so long since they've been gone
Bb C F
But Mother Nature's leprechauns have come back to rock 'n' roll

F
A-dadda-dum-da-da-da-da-da-la-da

Hum-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-la
Bb
Hum-da-da-da-da-da-la
C F
They've come back to rock 'n' roll

F
A-dadda-dum-da-da-da-da-da-la-da

Hum-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-la
Bb
Hum-da-da-da-da-da-la
C F
They've come back to rock 'n' roll

Bb F
See them rockin' and a-rollin', they're wobblin' and a-wiggling'
Bb C
And they're fumblin' and a-gigglin', well they're here to rock 'n' roll

F
F
Bb C
F
F
Bb C F

Bb F
Well, they're a-rockin' and a-rollin', and they're wobblin' and a wigglin'
Bb C
Well, they're rockin' and a-gigglin', oh they're here to rock 'n' roll

F
Well, they're sorta bein a sideways, get no slid

They're plain to see and they're hardly hid
Bb
Well, they don't act now like they used to did
C
And they done come back to rock 'n' roll

F
Well, how they doin' and how they been?

Glad to see them all back again
Bb
Well, they're Mother Nature's leprekins
C F
and they done come back to rock 'n' roll

F
Hum-dadda-dum-da-da-da-da-da-la-da

Hum-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-la
Bb
Hum-da-da-da-da-da-la
C F
They've come back to rock 'n' roll

F
Hum-dadda-dum-da-da-da-da-da-la-da

Hum-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-la
Bb
Hum-da-da-da-da-da-la
C F
They've come back to rock 'n' roll"

By the great great Jonathan Richman. I wish I could have included one of the best/worst saxophone solos of all time, which features in the middle 8.

Retropath2 | 26 September 2008 - 3:23pm

Ahem...

Rock n' roll radish
Made muh piss turn red
Rock n' roll radish
Thought muh joystick had bled

Patrick Crowther | 26 September 2008 - 6:36pm