...I can get clearance on "Righteous Software, Righteous Price" by Bruce Pendelton. Let me know.

I've already got backing for 'I have a Business Venture' by Daniel Mboki and the Shantytown Bankers

Jenny Poe - 80% Of Women Are Unhappy
Leland J. Farmer - Trust This Wonder Medicine
Bettie I. Daley - We Can Give You What You Want
Carloyn T. Cook - Ordinary Men Have Ordinary Sex
Jeanie Egan - Always Ready
Mrs Hannah Jack Williams - My Inheritance
Florence Pettit - The Superficial Emptiness
Danny P. Terry - Stick To Your Date
Orval W. Clemons - Give Her a Satisfying Smile
Vincent Granger - Onion Treadmill Sex Signature Bomb Chisel Teeth

I know the last one doesn't sound like a country song - it's more a Butthole Surfers album title - but it's too good to leave out.

Arline L. Ogden: "Can You Tell Me What's Wrong and How To Fix It"

Well done Skirky, this one's a winner. I wish I'd known, I deleted 850 last night... From this morning alone;

Celina N.Reagan - If Your Sick Of The Girls Leaving, Enlarge Your Pole
Guadaloupe McCarthy - The Selling Is Over, It's Time For A Squeeze
Susie - Angel Shemale From Brazil (to Girl From Ipanema?)
Rachael Tidwell - A Massive Meat In Her Backdoor (trad arr. J Steinman)
The Royal Bank Of Scotland - Your Online Account with us
Hanno Lobodics - netbarum
Odell E. Hickman -Does Your Mr Winkie Need Upgrading? (on the bedpost overnight)

Someone tell me - just how do they generate the names?

Caroline Needluv - 'Help! It Always Pops Out'

Abagail Atwood - No Pumps No Surgery No Exercises
Lisa Smith - Your Life Will Change
Elizabeth Merill - Gay Boys At Home
Belinda Authur - Dont be Shy Over Your Size
Blanca Black - Amaze women - they will keep calling

...anyone wanting to presage the next album tracklisting by The Fall is more than welcome to chip in...

Temmy Sweden Kong Model - Hi Friend
Ava Clinton - Can You Imagine That You Are Healthy?
Frankie Wilcox - Say Goodbye (to extra pounds)

Graham Hutchinson - Surly Short Order Cook
LJ Schmonsees - She Might Be Tight (When You Reach Your New Size)
Riina Obie - Never Have Bad Sex Again
Santiago Brock - Simple Application
Sherman Malotke - When Was The Last Time?
Vanessa- Same Day Pay Day Loans (definitely Country, that one)
John Diggs - Your Girlfriend Will Love Your New Size
Kapus Gaucher - Nahe Ziele, Sie stXren Einem Nicht Den Schlaf

Blowzed by Condrea Jun

Annabelle G. Caron - Don't Be Afraid To Take Off Your Pants In Her Bedroom.
Today's best (so far). Possibly a Willie Nelson tune.

First try:

So You Think You're A Mack Daddy - Lindsey Racette

Do You Believe In Wonders? - Riley D. Horn

Your Check Is Waiting - Jennifer P.

I'm still waiting for "Don't Come Home A-Googlin' With Searchin' On Your Mind"...

Letitia David - Separate yourself from other men

Harvey G Hart - If you treat your filly like a godess, why not become a God in her bedroom?

Isn't that an early George Jones track? ;)

Only a mini-album as I purge these regularly;

Kendrick Houston - Plenty is No Plague
Roseann Addison - It is the First Step that Costs
Wilbur McClain - Easy
Tanisha Hairston - Freakin' Cheap
Miriam Rushing - Feel Yourself In Deep
Rogelio Kidd - Did You Forget to Take Your Meds?

Nannie Coulter - Unleash The Man In You

I had a few crackers this morning:

Jared A. Cunningham -- True masculinity is impossible without a substantial volume of male meat

Bettie Burke -- Be a hero!

Drew W. Francis -- If you treat your filly as a goddess, why not become a God in her bedroom?

However, I have also spotted a trend that might worry Sigur Ros: heres some Scandiwegian-style nonsense:

Krystina Litt -- febleb"u
Alison Lund -- oeminoem
LJiljana Mowatt -- levalley

Here are some images that could be used on the album cover: Spam One-liners - a photoset on Flickr.

Mel Travis - Be A Hero
First line: Ever dream of being Hercules in bed.
I just do NOT believe it!

Tom Rush - Here It Is.

Always wondered what became of Tom Rush. So now he's a Viagra salesman.

Here are my spam album titles for this week :

Elliot English - "Powerful Legal Buds"
Velma McNair - "Navy"
Ryan W. Turner - "Quicky Dates"
Bobby H. Williams - "Local Gal Pal"
Marvin S. Clark - "Your Date Is Here"
Celia Rowland - "Balloon"
Charles Melendez - "Marriage Break Up? Take A Look Downstairs"
Tyson Sykes - "Attract More Ladies With A Huge Trouser Snake"
Rachelle Richter - "Get The Recogntion You Deserve"
Leonard L. Ward - "Dates In A Jiffy"
Chance Putnam - "Get The Size You Want"
Heinrik Michael - "A Penis Bigger Than The Sun".

Sorry - I've come to this thread late but had this waiting for me last night.

Anina Prescott - Thumping Shlong For Katie

Albert Jeffries - "Learn To Look Rich"
Cheri Wallace - "Drugs For Prescot"
Linda McNeill - "She Will Always Want It Now"
Carlene Rose - "Become The Ultimate Pleasure Machine"
Jenny Burke - "Paris Hilton Likes Them Big"
Dylan Hull - "Well I Guess You Can Call It A Dick"
Judson Moss - "Medications That You Need"
Brady Garner - "Shana's Capacious Member"
Damion Vernon - "Smoke Up The Bud"

I thought this was worth mentioning:

That's What All Women Love by Morrie Presley

I reckon they've cottoned on and are writing them just for Word readers now.