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Is there something you saw once on the TV and have never seen since?
Once you saw things on the TV with your full concentration because you knew there would be no second chances. This used to be the standard TV-viewing experience. It was like being the witness to a crime or an accident. If you saw anything memorable you spent years re-running the incident in your mental cinema. It's an experience that was made rare by DVD and almost extinct by YouTube.
And yet there is the odd thing that you might have seen once and have never seen again. I remember a very striking TV play starring a young Georgina Hale (left) as a memorably sexy secretary who was taking dictation from some bloke. Don't remember a thing about him, funnily enough.
Anyway, this is certainly thirty years ago and yet I can close my eyes and I can hear her voice and see her in the office. I don't expect that anyone can turn up evidence of this production but I wondered whether anyone else has TV memories that they can replay on their mental VHS but not anywhere else.
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One Summer
It was on Channel 4 in 1983. Far as I know never been seen again. Now on DVD, which means I'm going to have to buy it...
P’Tang Yang Kipperbang
Very early Channel 4. On DVD though probably. I loved it but sort of don’t really want to see it again in case it’s not as good as I remembered. I think there’s something to be said for watching something once, enjoying it and just leaving it at that.
In case you change your
In case you change your mind, it's all on Youtube...
I remember this being fantastic too, but also haven't seen it since.
According to the info on the Youtube clip, it was narrated by John Arlott, and the cricket-obsessed main character was called Alan Duckworth -- nn in-joke I get only now, thanks to Messrs Walsh and Hannon.
I've got it on video
It's just as good as you remember it! Great lines and great performances. In some of the more touching scenes, it's as if Jack Rosenthal is speaking down through the years to some girl he knew at school whom he hasn't ever gotten over.
"He went to the wicket a boy and came back a man!"
Beautiful!
Oh that was brilliant.....
Icky. Let's go to Rhyl. They gorra fair at Rhyl.
In the same vein - Scully on C4. Don't think it was ever repeated but remember Elvis Costello putting in a turn as Scully's brother who was obsessed with trains!
Prospects - comedy drama on ITV with Gary Olsen (RIP). Cockernee knees up that preceded Guy Ritchie's entire output by some 20 years.
Both P'TYK and Scully
are available to download from http://www.thebox.bz
Scully
came out on DVD a year or so ago.
Top cast - Andrew Schofield, Cathy Tyson, a McGann brother, David Ross and of course, Kenny Dalglish n other Liverpool pigskin kickers
Andrew Schofield did a very funny turn as the MC on Costello's Spinning Songbook tour in Liverpool in 1986 which was cvaptured on a boot video and even joined in playing guitar on 'Money (Thats What I Want)'
Andrew Schofield
Don't know if you know or not but there is a brill new film starring Andrew Schofield thats set in Liverpool. Its called Under The Mud and its really funny! Schofield is the best in that!
Scully
Elvis Costello, sang the theme tune - "Turning the Town Red" and played the geeky brother iirc
And wasn't that Costello gig in Liverpool the one where he had the big spinning wheel with all the songs on and people came out of the audience to spin the wheel to see which song was next, two nights at the Royal Court iirc. I was at both nights
Yeah
Schofield took the piss out of them as they came up to spin the wheel. The audience shot film of the 9th Dec is pretty good. Elvis comes on at the start singing 'You're My World' whilst twirling an umbrella. The opening acoustic slot where he talks about the songs is like a little 'Storytellers' session
I'm hoping that as a part of the Live series they are running they will do a collection of stuff from that Spinning Songbook tour as there were plenty of special guests and MC's. There was a great gig when the Bangles showed up and did Yes It Is and If she Knew What She Wants with EC and Tom Waits was the MC on one occassion.
PYK on C4
Jesus Jones, five postings in and you characters have all bases covered - mentions in dispatches for all!
First up, Film 4 showed P'tang Yang Kipperbang on the 28th of August this year - I should know cos its sitting on my PVR waiting to be watched - so I daresay that it'll come up again on there forthwith.
One Summer was heartbreaking - and I'm pretty sure that "Hello to" David Morrisey was in it as it might have been mentioned during an interview he did with Mayo a week or two hence.
Gary Olsen from Prospects is dead? Disturbing intelligence indeed ..... .
As for my remembered programme, it'd have to be "The Hacker", a one-off scifi prog starring Duran Duran's John Taylor as some kind of narrator over a dystopian scifi story about a daft-as-a-brush building AI, about an hour long. Anyone else recall said telly?
BR
Freaky
This is why I love this website
That's one for the Santa list.(One Summer that is)
Remember being glued to the box each Sunday evening (I think) to watch this. Fantastic series - David Morrissey went on to greater things, but whatever happened to the other lad? Who can forget him feeding the birds his Mars Bar.
remember it well
watched it the summer before moving to Liverpool to 'study' - hadn't realised it was David Morrissey in it - of course it was - I see it now.
One Summer
Thanks, Rob. This show broke my heart. Having just fallen in love on a summer holiday (it ended, inevitably, when the holiday ended) I was so utterly seduced by this show as if it was made for me and me only.
Did anyone else "get something in their eye".....
when Icky drives the car off at the end???
For all your "One Summer" information..
http://one-summer.tv83.net/index.htm
find out what happened to the guy who took the role of Icky...
Bonded
I saw one episode of a British made futuristic sci-fi/thriller on BBC2 in 1989 called "Bonded"; Liza Tarbuck being the only recognisable cast member. It involved a group of survivors (of what I have no idea) trying to reach the earth's surface and getting systematically bumped off in the process, by some unknown electrical force. The music involved some beautiful minimalist electric guitar, not too dissimilar from a Vincent Gallo movie.
20 years later and it's still making my brain itch. I've contacted the BBC on a few occasions and they have no idea what it is. Was it a pilot? Was it part of a series? Was it all a dream?
Ask James Blast
Brother Blast is Lisa's No 1 fan and I'm sure he will know as an aficionado of all things Lisa-ular.
Hideaway
A mini series from the mid 80s with Claire Higgins. It was a great story that stuck with me ever since.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420409/
The first series of Murder One with Stanley Tucci stays in my head too, but I'm sure I can pick that up on DVD or something now.
Murder One
seconded-we were gripped throughout
Murder One
Stanley Tucci as Richard Cross, Teddy the ferocious bald lawyer and Justine the ambitious but scheming young associate - genius!
Without it there would be no 24
And now there is Sky+ we will not see its like again!
Available on DVD, as well as Season 2, which frankly no one can remember but which stars a young Anthony DiPaglia (sp?) and does away with the fantastic "it's one case" concept
Buzzy Linhart
A film of Buzzy Linhart singing "You Gotta Have Friends" on The Old Grey Whistle Test. I remember it being a very ott performance. I loved it. Never seen it since. It may have been in black and white, or maybe that's my memory of it. Or our telly.
Channel 4
In it's very early days. It was quite late and I can't remember what programme was on. However in the advert break there was this ad for Chinese bamboo steamers. There were two Chinese guys, one in drag the other in a suit and they were pretending to be Fanny and Johnny Craddock. My mate Rob and I watched in disbelief as it seemed to go on for at least twice the length of other ads as the extolled the wonderousness of the steamer (maybe it was normal length, I don't know) and then we both collapsed in fits of uncontrollable laughter when it ended.
We looked out for it night after night after that, but never saw it again. Nor could we find anyone else who had seen it too. Hallucogenic drugs were NOT involved.
"The Flip Side of Dominic Hyde" (sp?)
followed by "Another Flip For Dominic" were on 'Play for Today' way back when and I still remember them with tremendous fondness, even though I've only ever seen them the once. There was also a song on one of the soundtracks with the refrain "Are there somewhere islands?" which I think was by Sad Cafe but I've never been able to track it down. Ahhh, nostalgia!
Available on DVD
I think they came out a couple of years ago
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Flipside-Dominick-Hide-Another-Flip/dp/B0006GVKA...
Thanks for the tip
You should get a commission from Amazon because I've now purchased it!
I hope
It lives up to the memories. I loved it at the time. I remember a scene where the girl asks him his name in a pub and he says "Gilbey" as he sees it on a bottle behind the bar.
Richard Herring has been blogging about this recently
Apparently it stars Harry from Spooks...?
For the older members of the massive
It stars Scooper from Double Deckers!
Middling
Surely it's that weirdo from Equuus?
If I remember righty...
... and sadly, I probably do...
the song was "Better believe it Babe", by Meal Ticket. Meal Ticket being a certain Rick Jones, who used to present Play School and Fingerbobs, back in the day...
Two People
...about a couple of young lovers who ran away together. Shown late 70s perhaps. Rather racy and I only saw it becuase mum and dad were out.
Also those trade test transmission films they used to show in the day before daytime TV. About mixing colours and modern buildings. They are but a hazy memory.
Two ITV kids dramas: The Kids From 47A and A Bunch Of Fives.
I remember the Kids From 47A
Belinda Gathecole, aka "Binny" - I used to love that.
She wore glasses!
Hence, Binny. I'd completely forgotten that. The older sister was in charge and she shouted - a lot.
Picture This
A documentary thread on BBC2 in the early 90s. Just followed some kids from a very ordinary estate in Lancashire around for a few days, with no voice over, no discernible purpose. It just showed kids doing kid stuff.I remember a wonderful scene of a kid walking home from school swinging his bag around his body clockwise then anti-clockwise singing the line 'Birds eye potato waffles' over and over again. It was a great half hour and I would love to see it again.
Was it this one?
Hi David
There was a 1973 Play for today episode that may well be what sticks in your mind.
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0070482/
Rough Plot according to imdb
Playwright Christopher Hudson finds his medical problem hinders his writing. He employs secretary Sandra George and dictates his new play to her, but tensions soon develop between the two. As Hudson creates, scenes from his play are dramatized and interpolated.
Could well be
It being Dennis Potter, I'm surprised it's not available.
More Channel 4
Again in C4's early days they ran a late night series called Our Lives. I think it was part of their original community programming (or whatever it was called) remit.
It was (surprisingly) about the lives of ordinary people living in the East End of London. Results were mixed from week to week, but generally pretty interesteing. The two that stick in the memory are the ones about glue sniffers and the one about a gang of lads on "The Knock" selling dodgy kitchen goods from door to door.
I'm sure it's never been repeated and I can't find any sign of it being compiled for DVD.
The Point
An animated film, something to do with Harry Nillson I think. Intrigued by it when i saw it on telly some time in the early ’70s when I was about 10. Haven’t seen it since, though I suppose it’ll be on DVD/the interweb. Might have a root round.
Pointless
I recall The Point. Wasn't the point of The Point that there was no point?
I think the narrator was Dustin Hoffman and didn't Harry sing a song about a dog called Shadow? The song was I think "Me and my Shadow".
The Point
I *think* it's narrated by Nilsson himself...
The dog is Arrow - I remember seeing the film in the 70s, many years later I bought a copy of the soundtrack which is really good.
I caught up with The Knock
via Bob Mills post pub pisstake
If I remember rightly they did a 'where are they now' follow up show a few years back.
Now you remind me
I think I saw it. Weren't they gathering around a swimming pool, one of them had installed in his back garden, for a summer barbecue?
They didn't do a follow up for the gluesniffers, but I don't suppose cemetery headstones make great TV. Am I being too cruel and callous there?
Yes
one of em was a 'Loadsamoney' builder n plasterer who had made a pile in the 80's\90's and had his chunky jewellery, flash motor, snooker room with bar and swimming pool etc
Might have mentioned this before
but in a rare exception to the Spartan regime that ruled our home I was allowed a day off school ill. While watching our black and white portable with my headphones on (the front room and colour telly verboten ill people are in bed otherwise the classroom beckoned!)
Anyway daytime TV was sparse in 80's and I was watching the lunch time Calendar Yorkshire TV news when they did a piece on the Mod revival and showed Secret Affair playing live (?).
The next day back at school (Leonidas had returned and was annoyed at the lax rule in his kingdom!) I had been the only person to see this wondrous artifact and for few brief hours was the "ace face of the 3rd year". This elevation in status culminated with lads from older years asking me about it in great details without hitting me once. It didn't last but it was good while it lasted.
Tony Wilson breaks the news of Bill Shankly’s resignation
The sudden, completely unexpected, resignation of Bill Shankly in 1974 was obviously a big deal in Liverpool so Granada sent a roving reporter to the city centre to do vox pop street interviews with shell-shocked fans. It was the days before news was on tap 24 hours a day so most people were hearing it for the first time. The reporter: a heavily sideburned Tony Wilson. Not on youtube (but I have seen a video clip of it somewhere).
I imagine
It was something like this.
Fraser
you obviously didn't the Newsroom southeast footage of the aftermath of Busted splitting.
Now, that is devotion
Remarkable clip
The clip is
on the video Shankly - The Story Of A Soccer Legend, narrated, from memory by Clive Tyldesley. You get a copy of the vhs on Amazon for a whole penny.
Is it the clip
where the journalist (Wilson?)is attempting to get people opinions on the matter, mainly from children, but nobody seems to believe him when he says Shankly has resigned?
Thats the one
Here it is:-
Shankly Resigns
Uploaded by redhalfofmerseyside. - More professional, college and classic sports videos.
Staying On
or Staying Behind, a tale of 3 wee guys in Greenock late 70s, I can find no trace of it. I did manage to find another favourite Just a Boy's Game and Just Another Saturday in the Peter MacDougal boxset a snip at £10. They were IIRC all shown on BBC2 of a Sunday night.
I think you might mean
I think you might mean "Leaving". It's very good.
http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/5830766/Leaving/Product.html
Guv'nor!
yer a gent and no mistake. Now how did my mind get the title so horribly wrong?
Staying On
is the most excellent Trevor Howard / Celia Johnstone 1980 TV play based on Paul Scott's novel of two old India hands who remain in India after Partition. Well worth watching, very affecting.
Alternative 3 - ITV's Orson Welles moment
A spoof conspiracy/investigative documentary threading together: moon landings, NASA hoaxes, the energy crises and the academic 'brain drain'. Originally sheduled for April 1st 1977, but, became delayed and ran late several months later - terrifiying anyone under twelve that saw it (me and my best mate basically). I've only met one other person who caught it at the time
It's viewable on Youtube and features a theme tune from Brian Eno..
It fooled some people...
... at least one woman from our street who came round immediately after the programme finished, wondering why the government hadn't done anything about the Russians stealthily populating the dark side of the moon behind everyone's backs...
Yep I remember that
I clearly remember the mocked up film of the 'secret real Mars landing' - with a startled amphibian beast flapping off through red mud. What scuppered it though was that the programme makers used pretty well known actors, not least the US astronaut spilling the beans who was a fixture in the 70's and even appeared in a James Bond movie as Bond's CIA sidekick.
A good example of my pet obsession though - seventies 'dread' (copyright CS Murray)
Wow....
... glad I read the thread, as this would have been my contribution - it scared the crap out of me at a tender age, and I haven't seen it since. Thanks Dave C!
Doggin' Around
Around 1994... Elliott Gould in a BBC play about a has-been jazz-master on a low-rent tour of the British Isles. Absolutely brilliant.
Can't remember the name of
Can't remember the name of that one but it was definitely written by Alan Plater. I think Geraldine James co-starred.
BBC1, early 80s...
... I think. "Threads" was its name, about a nuclear attack on Sheffield. It scared the bejaysus out of me, but ironically my most vivid memory is a picture of a dazed traffic warden on the cover of the Radio Times.
Even if it is available on DVD, I'm not sure I would want to watch it again.
My favourite
It's on DVD. I watch it at least 3 times a year. The sense of creeping menace is great. It's so topical. Still terrifying.
And supposedly changed UK government policy
The end is too harrowing to watch or even think about
Remember the Radio Times cover vividly
His top half of his face was bandaged and he was carrying an SLR..scared the crap out of me.
In the same vein, there was a dramatization of "Z for Zachariah" which is another post-apocalypse scenario with Anthony Andrews (I think) and a very pretty girl.She's in a valley which has survived due to its geographical isolation and he turns up in a suit carrying a respirator?
There was something called "Dead Head" with Denis Lawson - very sexy indeed...for an impressionable teen.
There was also something starring Richard Briers and Ade Edmondson called "If you see God, tell him". Very black. Briers was a pensioner who believed everything he saw on TV? Anyone?
Anyone?
if you see god...
My wife and I, plus a couple of mates used to watch this every Thursday before venturing out to a dodgy Glasgow "alternative" club. Utterly brilliant: dark, dark humour albeit laugh-out-loud funny while at the same time capable of being quite poignant.
And thank you Grant for confirming our collective sanity - after 15-odd years of being met with blank expressions and scornful disbelief when describing this series to others, we had started to 1)question its existence and 2)ponder the hallucinagenic properties of our pre-club cheapo wine.
A Pleasure
..and also a bit of a relief too! I had exactly the same problem as you and wondered if I'd imagined the entire series.
It's on DVD
but good luck finding it.
If you see God....
I watched this too - brilliant. They pulled an episode in the wake of the James Bulger case, though. I do remember that.
Rabies in the UK
I seem to remember a drama series in the early 80s about rabies coming to the UK. I was very young and my parents didn't really want me to watch it, but I caught an episode I think - I vaguely remember someone catching it from a lovebite and frothing at the mouth.
Dead scary and made me terrified of the concept of the channel tunnel. I wonder if I'd be scared now?
The Rage
rings a bell, but I'm hopeless with names
Could it be...
... "The Mad Death"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Death
That's it!
Thank you very much. I feel I need to see it now. Complete synopsis here: http://www.startrader.co.uk/Action%20TV/guide80s/maddeath.htm
Trilogy of Terror
Karen Black's made for TV anthology horror - the first two stories are average, it's the final tale 'Amelia' that will put the frighteners on you. Featuring a possesed Zuni hunter doll chasing it's victim around her flat, it's a rarely repeated but never forgotten obscurity.
Fondly remembered...
...classic serials on the BBC in the '60s - Sartre's Roads to Freedom, Huxley's Chrome Yellow and Zola's Germinal and Nana. Never seen again and, as far as I know, unavailable anywhere.
Mind you, though but, funny thing, memory - I recently rented recently re-released DVDs of Robbie Coltrane's Tutti Frutti and it's, er, not very good, actually
HELP - NAME OF US FILM FOR TV
Watching mid-eighties afternoon tv as a student we were absolutely gripped by what initially appeared to be a live TV news break-in from the USA, covering an unfolding nuclear disaster as live. The disguise was excellent and we only twigged it was a made for TV film about an hour in.
Never seen any references to it since and now haven't got a clue what it was called and anything else about it.?
The Day After?
If so, it's the US version of Threads. Though it's unlikely to have been on in the afternoon.
afternoon tv as a student
Isn't that everyone else's late night TV ..?
Gangsters
Mid-70s crime thing set in Birmingham - loved it, never thought of it since until now. Fascinating interplay between Brit and Asian characters. It had a theme tune by Dave Greenslade that burned itself into my brain. Turns out the whole thing is now available as a box set!
the pilot promised more
than the series delivered but the theme is on the Greenslade album "Time & Tide" cunningly called Gangsters
anyone remember one about some English kids seeing copper boiler or something big and floaty off a ship and spending the day chasing it downriver hoping to capture it and sell it - I know it doesn't sound great but I remember it fondly and I think it was called "Easy Go"?
then again, you've already witnessed my accuracy with titles above :(
Sparks
I think this may have been on the summer replacement for Saturday Scene around 1974/5. Sparks were in the studio making Ice Cream sundaes and a lot of mess. The host was Micheal Wale. I'm sure it's not been shown again and it was pre VCR so it's unlikely there are copies knocking around.
i think i got the audio to that
or maybe a discussion about it on either Kimono... or Propaganda, both of which I downloaded from Amazon.
'80s Comedy on TV
Must have been sometime in the '80s in (I think) ITV's Sunday night comedy slot. One was 'Hot Metal' about a newspaper which had a theme sung by Alan Price and the other was 'Whoops Apocalypse'. Timothy West may have been in one of them. Both seemed hilarious at the time, not sure if I would still think so.
I'm currently working through series of Watching which I don't think has evert been repeated since first shown. Its not as funny as I remember (is anything ?) but is so '80s its fascinating - and Liza Tarbuck always puts in a good turn !
P'Tang Yang Kipperbang - gets repeated on TV every now and again.
Janice...
... your mention of Timothy West has just reminded me of 'Brass.' That were proper entertainment, like.
"By the eck woman"
"the tyres on this wheelchair are red hot!"
I agree !
All 3 series currently available on DVD. Though you could happily forget the 3rd one...
Hot Metal
was the story of a tabloid newspaper owned by, not-at-all like Murdoch or Maxwell, Twiggy Rathbone, played by Robert Hardy. In the first series, his put-upon editor was Geoffrey Palmer, who was later replaced by Richard Wilson. I remember it being OK, but praying for the new series of Spitting Image to start.
Whoops Apocalypse was great and was basically a cavalcade of famous faces, including Barry (Space 1999) Morse as the POTUS and Peter Cook somewhere about. It also gave rise to a film version, which wasn't as good.
My once only was Weird Al Yankovic's UHF, which I only saw on TV the once and killed myself laughing at. So much so that I ordered it from Mr Amazon for the princely sum of 2.98 last night. Hurrah!
ITV had an 80's knack of producing crap comedy that only ever made one series. Anyone remember Stratford Johns in Union Castle, or Andrew Sachs in Dead Ernest (about a man caled Ernest, who was dead. Crikey)? Or even Robin Askwith in Bottle Boys? Oh dearie me...
Watching - favourite ever TV comedy and no-one remembers it
"Watching" - and the wondrous and much-missed Emma Wray in particular - was my total obsession in the 80s. Thinking about it now, it had just the same kind of virtues as Gavin and Stacey - a fantastic ensemble cast, Jim Hitchmough's brilliant script, a heartwarming emotional core and characters you could really care about ... but no-one saw it because of moronic ITV scheduling against big-hitting BBC Sunday costume dramas. It was unfairly panned at the time (I think) because Liverpool-set sitcoms were always in the shadow of Carla Lane's Liver Birds and the contemporary and immensely overrated "Bread" - but anyone who drew those lazy comparisons was not really paying attention.
As a result of this thread I've only just discovered that all seven series of "Watching" came out on DVD on 9 November - so I'm getting myself an early Christmas present! Thanks guys!
It was good, wasn't it?
I watched them all at the time and thought it was great. I hadn't realised that it wasn't watched by others. I'm surprised it ran to 7 series, I think that might have been a couple too many. One thing that it did that is always a bit unusual for a character based (as opposed to situation based) sitcom is that it hit the ground running and didn't spend the first couple of episodes introducing us to the characters.
A guilty pleasure
All 7 series now available on DVD (relatively inexpensive as well).
Liza Tarbuck and Hot Metal
mmmmm a thing of my dreams...
anyway, the thing I remember about Hot Metal is the "I don't believe it" man as the editor whose face didn't fit with the new regime, and his desk/office ending up in an elevator
God lives in Cracker's jockstrap.
A TV play, not Play for Today, from c.1970. Featured Cracker, a PE master, and two lads doing detention. Featured graffiti headlined above, and a hand cranked generator/urination denoument. That's all I can recall. Doesn't stop the phrase swimming through my head regularly.
Years before Blair Witch: Ghostwatch!
Does anyone remember this? It foreshadowed The Blair Witch Project in many ways; even though I knew it wasn't "real", I remember finding it very effective - and downright scary. Sarah Greene's acting performance, especially at the end, was very impressive.
Very much so
Came down to watch it with my folks. Brilliant, unsettling tv, very realistic. It's on DVD (have a look on Amazon) and thought a bit dated, it is still blimmin' scary in parts.
Ghostwatch
Was going to be my vote. We didn't spot the "drama" notice so it was a long way in before we twigged - very effective, I thought. Wouldn't have the same impact watching it again.
memories of these:
I remember one of those BBC2 theme nights that had a piece of film about a child prodigy guitarist - he was called Thomas McLaughlin and was about 7 or 8, there was a bit of him playing on the back of a truck to massed open-mouthed metallers. No idea what became of him but he doesn't seem to be a guitarist now.
Also a play about a teenager on an exchange visit falling for a foreign girl which featured Cream's Badge quite heavily and I think starred a young Jesse Birdsall unless I am mixing it up with something else.
Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire - that has the young Phil Daniels in it. I don't remember a great deal about it and have never seen it since.
The one featuring Badge was called
Good And Bad At Games, if I recall correctly
Wasn't the teenager thing called Annika?
She comes over to England, he then follows her back to Sweden? She was pretty hot and there was naughtiness.
in the same vein
as the tv classic "Dutch Girls"!
Dutch girls were a bit of a theme
I still remember Michael Palin's East of Ipswich, set in the fifties where a teenage boy goes on a dreary family holiday to Suffolk and meets two girls. One a nice, pretty English girl, and her exchange trip Dutch friend, who is sulky and irritating. The surprise is that after pursuing the English girl, who clearly fancies him, the boy, er, gets off, with the Dutch girl.
Billy The Kid and The Green Baize Vampire
That was a feature film and a really, really terrible one. I had to go and review it.
Heavy Metal Arena
I remember this young guitarist too. Always wondered what became of him. As I recall (I still have this on video somewhere) the programme featured a disturbingly hairy Bruce Dickinson on an exercise bike and elsewhere showing off his prowess as a fencer.
Other vague memories:
Johnny Jarvis - can still remember the (flute?) theme tune to this day, Grim urban drama, but great.
Early 80s revival of 'Take Three Girls'.
Mr Axelford's Angel - another Play for Today (?), it was Julia Foster having an affair with her boss. Don't remember much else, but a scene set in an Indian restaurant (and the flock wallpaper) sticks in the brain.
Children's prog set in the jungle with Christopher Biggins and Gillian Taylforth as his side-kick. Best bit was when the contestants had to wade through a sticky bog.
FSD - music prog circa 1987 featuring Indie groups, inc the Rickenbacker-toting Primal Scream and others. Fantastic.
School TV: The Boy From Space (?) - I'd hold the hand of a friend as we sat 'petrified' on the big orange carpet watching in my school's music room...
On Safari with Christopher Biggins
with the 'once heard never able to sake off the bloody thing' catchphrase 'Safari, so goodee'
and a young......
Gillian Taylforth......
Well before EastEnders and incidents involving layby's on the A1
Johnny Jarvis
was truly excellent. As a newly qualified Secondary School Teacher at the time, working with kids just like Lipton & Jarvis, this was good stock to discuss with 5th formers, themselves about to emerge from the Comprehensive Education System into the Comprehensive Unemployment System. Little bit of politics there.
Mark Farmer - Johnny Jarvis
Memorable performance in JJ but don't recall seeing him in much of note since. Shame.
Minder
I remember he turned up as a would-be young Arthur Daley called Justin James in a couple of episodes. Other than that... nothing.
Mark Farmer
Somewhere else I mentioned an 80's sitcom called Perfect Strangers on C4, that had Matthew Kelly's Fitz meeting up with the son he'd never seen. The son was played by one Mark Farmer. He wasn't bad actually and the show was sort of OK, though that was not down to the writing but the quality of the acting.
Mark Farmer had, of course, spent many years
as the leader of Grand Funk Railroad - Homer Simpson's favourite ever band.
(err... are you SURE about this, Ed)
Heavy kettle Arena
You can watch that in all its glory on Google video. It's one of the all-time greatest docs on 'the' metal. The star of the show is not pesky Thomas McRocklin, but surely Mitch "Waa dugga dugga dugga..." Hale and girlfriend Penny "I have been known to go down to Motorhead" Rushin
Napalm Death looking into their garden from the back bedroom of a 3-bed semi comes close.
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=4689920637100527225#docid=-757...
Whilst you're at it, be sure to watch 'Decline of Western Civilisation Part 2 - The Metal Years'.
\,,/ Rock!
The Decline OWC Pt II
is a laugh riot.
- Ozzy making breakfast and pouring orange juice with teh shakes,
- Lemmy's quips
- Gene Simmons interviewed in a lingerie store
- that bloke from WASP drinking bottles of vodka on an inflatable chair in his swimming pool while his mum sits nearby
The director went on to do 'Waynes World' and this was good training
If I remember rightly that Heavy metal season was presented by the vampish Elvira
The Long Chase, in 1972,
a 13 part children's drama series on the BBC about a lad looking for his Dad up and down the length of the country, and being chased for some reason by a bad guy called Kessler. I can't remember the denoument, which makes it even more sad that it's not, to my knowledge, been reissued on DVD. It was filmed on location, which made it very distinctive for the time. Plus the lad in question was accompanied by a girl played by Jan Francis. I had a massive crush on her at the time. Sigh.
Oh, I loved that!
Didn't one cliffhanger ending involve an assassination by a sniper and a terrifying freeze frame of a Chinese dragon that was dancing in a parade? That image is burned in my mind.
That's my very same memory of it
Sunday afternoons wasn't it?
Blimey
I'd forgotten this! Seem to remember finding it all rather disturbing...
I think you're right
I keep waiting for it to show on DVD, but I can't imagine there's much of a market for it (though they've brought out The Flockton Flyer, so anything's possible).
@ Em - Thomas McRoklin
I posted it before but the 'search' can't find it
Steve Vai
took him under his wing for a while. He is the young Steve in the video for The Audience Is Listening
Quality stuff!
This sounded familiar
but actually the series I am thinking of was called "Soldier and Me", a Czech boy (I think the son of a dissident)living in the UK runs off from school with a friend, to avoid being captured by Czech secret agents. Again, they seemed to travel long distances across the country...
Actually, while typing, found it here http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/overview9-1.htm a much better synopsis than mine!
My Grandmother
and i watched that and she used to moan that the Main Charracter Istvan had a Hungarian name and was Supposed to be Czech. Granny was Czech
The original book
was based on the 1956 Hungarian uprising - when they made the TV series it was updated to 1968 Czechoslovakia
You are me and I claim my life back
I missed the last episode; you MUST tell me what happened. The male lead was Simon Fisher-Turner, who later recorded at least 2 LPs as The King Of Luxemburg; the first is a fine slice of whimsical psychedelia, the second not so good. He is now an accomplished film composer and worked with the late Derek Jarman. mmmm Jan Francis.
You are me and I claim my life back
I missed the last episode; you MUST tell me what happened. The male lead was Simon Fisher-Turner, who later recorded at least 2 LPs as The King Of Luxemburg; the first is a fine slice of whimsical psychedelia, the second not so good. He is now an accomplished film composer and worked with the late Derek Jarman. mmmm Jan Francis.
Lipstick On Your Collar
Dennis Potter serial from the mid-90's featuring a fresh-faced Ewan McGregor in, I think, his big break debut role and a young Dougie Henshall. The usual suppressed fantasies and sexual frustrations this time set to an austerity-era Britain backdrop.
I haven't seen it since but it's possibly on DVD and I simply haven't noticed.
As with almost everything ever shown on British TV
it's being torrented at http://www.thebox.bz/details.php?id=2546
"During the Suez Crisis of 1956, two young clerks at the stuffy Foreign Office in Whitehall display little interest in the decline of the British Empire. To their eyes, it can hardly compete with girls, rock music (including "Lay Down Your Arms"), and the intrigue of romantic entanglements.
Classic Dennis Potter"
The female was
the sometime "glamour" model (ahem) Louise Germaine. Whatever happened to her?
I remember her
If she had played her cards right she could have had me.
Currently on yer actual TV
Lipstick on Your Collar is currently showing on UK History/Yesterday channel.
Good God
Something about dolphins with Martin Shaw
Mid-late 70s, there was a play for today type thing about dolphins with Martin Shaw, a scary film about ghostly dolphins in a pool. I also recall it was possibly a bit raunchy (for this 14 year old) with Martin Shaw shagging one of two homeless girls (I think).
That'll be
Buddy Boy, shown as part of the anthology horror series Beasts and written by Quatermass creator Nigel Kneale. It's out on DVD (worth it for the story Baby, one of the most genuinely unsettling pieces of television I've ever seen).
Thanks
.
Is that the one where Simon McCorkindale
finds a mummified foetus in a jar in a wall and then finds something hideous suckling it in a rocking chair?
I couldn't sleep for weeks
Two from the past
Sean's Show - two series if I remember right and recent video tape discovery suggests not as good as it was back in the day
Play at Home - early 80s series on then new C4 where a different group had their own hour long doc - I would dearly love a copy of the XTC (where Dave Gregory shows off his guitar collection and Andy Partridge shows of his toy soldiers) and the Echo & the Bunnymen one
I remember the New Order one
Gillian interviewing Tony Wilson in the bath plus a rare interview with Alan Erasmus (conducted on the back of a motorbike, I think).
Slade on an ITV Saturday morning music show ...
with Kid 'Kid' Jensen burned itself on my brain - the show was called '45'. I remember a low angle shot of Dave Hill on scaffolding in latex trollies and being distressed by how visible his bollocks were. They kept cutting back to the same image. Never seen it since and much as slade are wonderful, don't want to.
Pretty sure it was the same show that had an 'album track' slot and 10 CC did 'Brand New Day' - doubtless in velvet jackets, big shirt collars and with very clean hair. Loved them too (still do) but they were Manc smart arses.
was the EatB one
"Lean and Hungry - Life at Brian's" if so I have a poor copy on DVD
Life At Brians
That is the one - 25 years hazes the memory - I think its the audio of this on the extra tracks of the Anniversary re-issue of Ocean Rain - memories
Lean & Hungry
That was filmed as part of the Crystal Day in Liverpool
No one organises gigs like that any more!
A noughties (or possibly 90s) documentary
about warfare: I remember at the time it was one of the mist fascinating programmes I'd ever seen. This is possibly because it was quite wide-ranging: it started being about how the Allies had to minimise potential martyrdom of leading Nazis (eg all their laundry was burned, although Goering's underpants survived).
Then it went on to cover the real psychological damage caused to soldiers on demob, how they'd done some pretty gruesome things in the course of normal warfare (ie not war crimes) but were celebrated as heroes on their return.
Finally it turned to how the likes of the Baader Meinhof group emerged from some German post-war teenagers' loathing of their oarents' generation's apparent denial of responsibility for atroctities, which led them to take a more relaxed moral view of their own terrorist actions.
It was the first of a three parter, but I remember that the second part wasn't nearly as interesting as the first.
Anyone have a clue what this was?
Goering's Underpants.
If ever there was a title in search of a Half Man Half Biscuit song, that's it.
Give Us A Break
Snooker themed drama doo-dah with Robert Lindsay, Shirin Taylor and Paul McGann.
One of the most vivid memories is of the titles and seeing the word UB40 in the bottom corner (I didn't know at the time that was the reference for the unemployment cards)
And Big Deal with Ray Brooks (I've got the theme by Bobby G on single (why?))
Oh Wow!
I was just about to post Give Us A Break! The theme tune was very Chas n Dave, though I think it may even have been Lindsey singing it. Really great show - McGann was Shirin Taylor's brother Mo from Liverpool who turned up in London after a run-in back home as I recall. Lindsey's a bit of a wide boy and ends up managing him.
Theme Tune
I'm convinced it was Joe Brown (but can see the Chas & Dave reference), but can neither confirm nor deny as I can't find it anywhere
public information films etc
Those ITV public information films. There was one about avoiding pickpockets featuring a cockney bloke who looked a bit like Joe Brown. And another one about kids avoiding canals or deep water. Then there was one about becoming a helicopter pilot with the Royal Navy where the recruits were ducked about ten times in a diving pool. It put me off joining the armed forces for good.
There were all sorts of weird ITV shows in the mid 70s with surrealistic stories. There was one about a couple of kids who lived in a large Georgian house in London and they were transported back to the Regency period as domestic servants. It was a like a cross between Poltergeist and Upstairs and Downstairs.
Someone mentioned Play for Today. I must have watched hundreds of those in the 70s, especially when my parents went out for the evening and you got to see a bit of flesh now and again. A young sexy Phyllis Logan was in one about a couple of Glasgow girls who shag about a bit while the husbands were away working in the north sea oil rigs. How I miss 70s telly.
Public Information Films
They're all online at the National Archive.
public information films etc
Brilliant. Lonely Water 1973. Scary. And Think Bike with Jimmy Hill 1978. Priceless.
Information Films
There's two Volumes of 'Charley Says' available on DVD that has about 300 of the buggers on them. Even Kevin Keegan doing the Green Cross Code ads.
Alternative comedy
The alternative comedy era, between 1982 and 1985, threw up countless shows that were never repeated. Most of them were pretty bad, but one that sticks in the mind is Little Armadillos (C4, natch). It featured Stein and Sweeney, Daniel Peacock, Peter Weir, and a vocal group called the Flatlettes. One episode featured a surreal AA man. It was very good.
Alfresco (Fry. Laurie, Elton, Thompson, Redmond, Coltrane) only recently came out on DVD. Several episodes of that never got repeated. Granada Plus repeated most of it but replaced the first three or four episodes with the very good pilot series There's Nothing To Worry About. (btw. saw it all recently, it's not dated well)
Stomping On The Cat. Another C4 effort. Andy De La Tour was in that. Jim Barclay too. It was a bit like their version of BBC's Boom Boom Out Go The Lights.
There are probably 20 series that have been forgotten completely. Probably for good reason.
That whole era vanished overnight around the time of Live Aid. Boom! It was gone.
Nightingales
"There's Nobody Here But Us Chickens"
Top stuff
Now on DVD
And I still think it's great. It even has the fade out for the advertising break in each episode which is rather sweet.
'Oh Danny Boy', 'I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts','How much is that doggie in the window?'. How many comedy episodes start with the report of horse rape?
Spoons, Channel 4, 2005.....
....written by Charlie Brooker. Me and the wife really enjoyed it but it was never repeated. Wikipedia says because of "bad reviews." Anyone know where this can be found on DVD??
Amazon have a dvd -
Amazon have a dvd - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Spoons-1-DVD-Kevin-Bishop/dp/B000RWDYCM/ref=sr_1... - and its also on 4OD: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/spoons/episode-guide/series-1
Thank you very much!!
We couldnt find it when we searched previously.........only 2.99 on play.com as well. Order just placed, nice Christmas gift for the wife.
What a great idea for a thread, Mr Hepworth :o)
I've ordered it too
Thanks folks
I remember seeing
something with Lenny Henry in which was like a buddy movie with an American guy (John Shea?)which I wouldn't mind watching again. Cherie Lunghi was in it as well as a brief love interest. Music was good as well.
Coast to Coast
It was excellent. I'm not sure how I know this but I believe the issue with it not being shown again or released on VHS or DVD is related to music clearance. It had a bunch of old soul songs in it.
And Lenny drove a
fantastic motor, about nine yards long and wide as a barn. Probably had a 7 litre engine. And fins.
Coast To Coast
Right,now we are talking.
Wsa only ever shown twice on TV due to the Motown Soundtrack. To get clearance for the tracks would have cost the compnay over 200 grand. Without any music you have no programme.
The makers said it would be too expensive to get the rights for DVD distribution and so it may never be released, Therefore as i understand it there's no copyright to break.
Getting hold of a copy is pretty hard even on the net. If you drop me a line i might know a man who may know a man who might be able to point you in the right direction. No Guarantees
Coast To Coast torrent
It's at http://www.thebox.bz/details.php?id=81488
"Two guys meet up Liverpool and find they have a mutual interest in the love soul music, one is an American deserter from the US army, the other a disillussioned black British lad. As neither are gainfully employed they decide to start a mobile disco service for fellow soul lovers using an old ice cream van which they get from a small time villian, Kecks McGuinness. Unaware that Kecks has just pulled a fast on some local gangsters the soon find themselves on the run from the bad guys and the police.
Cast: Lenny Henry (Ritchie Lee) - John Shea (John Carloff) - Peter Vaughan (Chiropodist) - George baker (Greaves) - Cherie Lunghi (Susan) - Pete Postlethwaite (Kecks McGuiness) - Al Matthews (Curtis Ducamps) - Edward Peel & Paul Bown (Police Constables) - Bobby Knutt (Garage Owner) - Maggie Ollerenshaw (Courier) - Iggy Navarro (Cato) - Ken Sharrock (Police Inspector) - Gerry White (Desk Sergeant) - Alan Bird & Robbie Dee (Reporters)."
Coast to Coast
Good call. A mate of mine taped it at the time, and may well still have it on VHS. It was years before I worked out that the song they sang as a duet at the airbase was Drift Away.
The Box
Make sure to read their rules before downloading.
Especially the one that says...
"You must have legal rights to the file you are downloading"
(No subject)
I saw an interview with the photographer Bill Brandt...
at an exhibition of his work at the V&A some years back. It was from the series 'Master Photographers' made by the BBC in 1983. I haven't seen it since.*
* Only I've just seen that it's on his website!
yes
-I remember that too - magnificent photos of the human form from unusual, distorting angles. Nice guy, no pretension about him at all iirc.
This is my favourite photograph taken by Bill Brandt...
an East End girl doing the Lambeth Walk. It's wonderful.
That'll be the "Mile End walk" then...
..
Animal Kwackers.......
.....i'm absolutely convinced I went to see a stage version of this show at Slough's Fulcrum (as it was then, now the cinema there,) but definitely remember the TV show. Thank god foryoutube...
Aaah!
Bungo, Roary, Twang and Boots...
The Drummer is Peter Eden
Who discovered Donovan, and has an anthology of his productions
http://faintlyblowing.blogspot.com/2008/09/va-nice-anthology-of-peter-ed...
Blue lion guitartist
isn't that the scariest thing you've ever seen? That's truly terrifying.
Good to see Bingo from the Banana Splits picking up a gig on drums, though.
Adam and Joe once refered to
Adam and Joe once refered to that programme as being like a repressed abuse memory.
Doctor Who
Many early episodes were famously wiped in an economy drive at the BBC. If only they'd have known!
When missing episodes turned up very occasionally...
a few years back Doctor Who fans were as excited as Howard Carter would have been discovering the tomb of
SutekhTutankhamun.Another Play for Today
I think it was called 'At Her majesty's Pleasure' and starred a young Peter Firth in a Broadmoor like institution. The inmate were putting on a play and I can remember the closing shot of Firth laughing at the top of some stairs dressed as Goldilocks, having just poisoned everyone else with the porridge. It was very strange and unsettling.
I also remember a moment on Blue Peter which nobody else seems to have seen, when the VT failed leaving John Noakes on his own talking to Shep. The Director had a flash of inspiration and the camera pulled back and up into the lights so you could see the whole studio floor and people running about. For about a minute you just had Noakesy rambling on about how everybody else was panicking but that he and Shep would just sit there talking and it would all be sorted out. It was wonderful.
Last one. Watching a Test Match after getting home from school in the mid 70's (I think it was India). I remember Graham Gooch having been hit on the pads turning away from the stumps, then realising that nobody had said anything, turning back. The bowler then said something quietly to the umpire, presumably 'How was that?' and the finger being instantly raised. Did that really happen? Was there ever a time when a batsman could be hit on the pads and there be no appeal?
I remember Gooch
being given a few overs at the end of a dead test match (mid 80s?)- and doing a few impressions of other bowlers' actions.
His Chris Old - pulling up wih an injury - was spot on and his Bob Willis uncannily accurate!
Willis's action memorably descrbed once as a man running to the wicket with his pants on fire - while simultaneously attempting to put out the fire with his hands
I remember that
The Willis one was so good that he bowled a bouncer and very nearly got a wicket.
Blue Peter
Noakes era just before my time, but surely others will recall the autocue failures (acute vision of Simon Groom flailing around after forgetting his script) and production staff strikes, leaving the presenters bereft in an almost empty studio. Ah, live TV.... the show must go on (as the scary Biddy Baxter would say).
Wings - BBC WW1 RFC Drama from 1978/9
A marvellous series about the Royal Flying Corps that ran for two series in 1978/9 and as I recall was shown at 8pm on BBC1 on either a Tuesday or Thursday.
I have a dodgy DVD copy that was transferred from a VHS recording from a UK Gold re-run but I would love to see a proper remastered copy on DVD.
Blimey!
I was watching a show the other day about the dawn of commercial aviation and all the old films of mechanics hand-cranking the props. I remembered them doing this all the time in Wings (I'd forgotten the name, though..) and repeating a "Suck in?" "Suck in" "Blow out?" "Blow out" mantra with the pilots.
Which reminds me...
...of a classic Morecombe & Wise moment, in a Wings spoof when Eric comes into shot and says, "I've been servicing the Camel and greasing the Vickers", or words to that effect...
"Suck, squeeze, bang, blow"
Was always used as a reminder for the sequence of events in an internal combustion engine.
Chocks away!
http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/11606416/Wings-The-Complete-Box-Set/Produ...
Marvellous!
Santa will be informed!
The Owl Service
Very weird teenage drama - I must have seen a repeat since the net tells me it was first broadcast in 1969 (when I was 6) - I'd read Alan Garner's "Weirdstone of Brisingamen" when I was about 10-11 and because this was by him decided to watch it. It was on Sunday tea times, and I remember being very confused.
I've just found its wikipedia entry and it's no wonder I was confused and a lot of it went over my head if I was 12-13 when I saw it. Perhaps it explains why I subsequently liked programmes like Twin Peaks though... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Owl_Service_%28TV_series%29
Danny Baker
Didn't he do a late night (Friday?) show where he commentates on a Sunday park football match? I recall it being very funny but it cold have been a post pub haze.....
a post pub haze.....
As far as I can remember, you've just perfectly described the latter part of my 1970s.
Hackney Marshes
It was matches from the Marshes. I'd forgotten it was Danny Baker (assuming you're right here).
with Danny Kelly too
on Their Talksport shows and on his Radio 1 Sunday morning show
I remember that show
Masterpiece.
Danny tells you a story
keepie uppie
on the same show, I recall Danny B also demonstrated the art of keepie uppie (keep it close) - perhaps you have this too...
Beryl's Lot
and Shelley
There was a TV
series shown on the BBC in the seventies i think and involved a bunch of kids who i think lived on a council estate in London. I remember one of the girls was a punk but apart from that i have no idea what it was called. Another show i remember seeing when i was growing up was a cartoon series featuring a band made up of four Crickets(or Grasshopers)who sang songs a bit like ....er The Beatles.
was that
the Bugaloos? Lived in the Tranquil Forest, maybe. Memory's v hazy.
There was a Stuart Sutcliffe arty thing . . .
... that Granada made sometime in the early nineties (I think). I seem to recall it being black and white - a very wierd play-type thing. I'd love to see it again, particularly in the light of Backbeat and The Hours and Times coming out a few years later. I also remember it was the first time I'd ever seen that footage of the Beatles playing in the Cavern, which was interspersed with the main narrative at some points. Surely someone must have it on video and could put it on Youtube?
Is there something you saw once on tv and have never seen since?
Yes.
A collection of Whimseys on a pink doiley on top of my Auntie Eileens Sony Trinitron.
The telly got nicked, along with the Whimseys and the doiley. The police thought they'd used the doiley to carry the Whimseys, or maybe wipe finger prints from door knobs and windows.
Find that on You Tube.
"Find that on You Tube."
Couldn't.
They're on eBay, though..
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/collection-of-18-RARE-WADE-WHIMSIE-animals_W0QQite...
No mention of the telly.
Ba...
..stards.
No doiley though.
doily you say
Insert "Hello Doily" joke here*
*
Actually Mr D
it was on there but got removed due to copyright infringement.
ok Here's mine
The Kids from 47a. Oldest sister looks after siblings after parents die.
The Fuzz (starring Michael Robbins(Arthur, On The Buses) he was a Copper and there was a running gag about Chips.
Down the 'Gate: Reg Varney's post On The Buses sitcom
All Our Saturdays : Diana Dors manages a Rugby League team
The Dustinbin : A sitcom set in Manchester where one of them got loads of Stick for being a City fan
Don't think any of these were ever repeated
Gilbert's Fridge
A strikingly odd Phil Cornwell thing on, I seem to remember, ITV kids telly in the late 80's. And not really for kids. We used to watch it in amazement. Here's a clip.
And if that's not enough, here's one with Wendy James in it. Hubba. And, indeed, hubba.
There's some very odd stuff before you get to Wendy James. Imagine this at 4:30 on a Tuesday afternoon.
I know
It was bloody brilliant - required watching for me and mates at school/sixth form.
All together now: "How far to Hitchin? It's Hitchin I'm missin'..."
Gilbert in spain
Girl "Manolo,Manolo," To some Spanish waiter
Gilbert "What's the matter with your Nolo ? "
Gilbert the Snot Monster!
Of course!
Day made and it's only 9:25.
How about:
"The Knights of God" a Sunday teatime thing about Britain under a strange fascistic government. Remember it being on, but was a bit young for it at the time, I think.
Actually, watching that trailer reminds me ever so slightly of "The Worm that Turned" off the Two Ronnies...
Also, did anyone else catch much of Sean Lock's Fifteen Storeys High? Have never seen that repeated, but what I did see was very very funny.
Yes...
holds up well, still funny.
Horace
Anyone else remember Horace? A tale of a simple man in a northern town, early 80's.
Horace! Yes!
I've been trying to remember what that show was called for years now. There's no sign of it on IMDB but I do recall that "There's always a joke in ma pocket, Tommy!" briefly became a catchphrase at my school.
Horace!
Same here! On and off for years I have been trying to see if copies of this exist anywhere. Worse still noone else seems to remember it and think I am making it up.
I remember when he bought lots of rubbish (bird cages etc) at the jumble sale "most of them only one pee", but I think his nan(?) made him take them back.
and when he was asking her to teach him to dance: "how can I horace, I'm bedridden"
I would love to know more about the show.
(Edit: some info here - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=891511 )
Here's a few more that come to mind...
...I don't know why though:
c.1979-80 - a TV play (probably BBC) set at a school in the late 60s which features some kid rebelling and telling anyone who'll listen that Hendrix is where its at, while a teacher hangs himself. Something like that anyway - quite strange and powerful to see, if you were 11 or 12 and the 60s seemed like a century before.
mid 70s, BBC - 'Fabulous Animals' fronted by David Attenborough. probably done on the cheap, unlike his major docs, but it was utterly enthralling stuff to a kid at primary school, with a few stills of imagined medieval beasts and the godfather of compelling voiceovers. Never seen one second of it repeated or online anywhere so no doubt long erased.
late 70s/early 80s kids series, possibly on Sundays, based around the 'Wizard of Oz conceit' - a kid gets knocked unconscious in some kind of trapped lift situation (as is revealed I think at the end) but for the guts of the series it seems he has descended this lift to some kind of creepy underworld where people he met 'up above' reappear as grotesques. Can't recall much more than that, save that one of the star adult characters was that Welsh guy with the glasses and greased back hair who had previously appeared in a few of the later episodes of Dads Army as a Welsh journalist 'embedded' in the Home Guard. I recall this being quite a scary concept/show at the time, though I'm sure it would seem about as scary as an average 70s Dr Who episode with rubber monsters now. Still, I'd love to know what it was called. Any ideas?
Prospects
I used to love this when I was a teenager and would often reminisce about it. About four years ago I bought some DVDs of it through eBay. Bit of a gamble as it was never officially released because of some kind of rights wrangle, so I knew it would be some kind of bootleg.
It's semi-professionally done, clearly recorded off the TV (there's a channel logo in the corner) but plenty good enough to watch.
It's still an enjoyable series but I have to say it didn't quite live up to my memories. Gary Olsen is good as Pincy but Brian Bovell's acting as his mate Billy is a bit iffy. Still good fun, though and well worth a watch. Great theme tune and title sequence, too. See below...
marvellous
Was about to post about this. It was a really good show, very much of its time, but there's nothing wrong with that.
Two things....
1/A play For today type about a man who is actually an alien and ends up living with a woman and amazing her with his weirdness.
At the end he gives her the winning lottery numbers and clears off.
2/American series about a small red firetruck and possibly Robert Ulrich...I have googled but nothing.
The Flipside of Dominick Hide
Yes, someone else mentioned no.1 a bit earlier.
It was "The Flipside of Dominick Hide" by Jeremy Paul & Alan Gibson.
It aired on 9 December 1980, starring Peter Firth and Caroline Langrishe.
Yep, I loved it too.
Didn't he call himself
Gilbey? Remember this - thought it was great. Was it one programme or do I recall a sequel being shown?
Thanks for the programme title guys.
And like everything else it's on Youtube.
Amazing.
The Point
Avaiable on DVD in the States.
Oh dear, this one was embarrassing....
....and it involved my good self on the TV. I still can't believe it was even aired once and I've certainly only ever seen it once.
It was around 1982/3 because I was 17 and in the Midlands we used to have a regional TV programme on the BBC that was a look at the local music scene, the name of this programme escapes me for now (See! Hear! maybe.....) but it was presented by a pre-hits Toyah Wilcox and was something of a local institution at the the time and it usually featured a live band or two in its half an hour slot. Now Toyah started having hit records and obviously didn't have the time to devote to the programme so it just disappeared from the screens. BBC Midlands obviously were keen to revive the popular programme but also decided to change the format to something more modern, so they decided to pilot a new programme just to test out the waters and as the Midlands at the time was a hot bed of new music they should have been onto a winner.
One of my mates spotted an ad in the local paper advertising tickets for this pilot program which at this point was to be called Square One (I think it ended up being called Track One because the original name had just been used for a quiz show on the other side), we in our juvenile haste applied for tickets and two of us were successful so we got 4 tickets, we considered this a result!
So we end up in Pebble Mill with about a 100 other people all intended to be in the audience for this pilot show and we're chatting and wondering what is going to be happening, who will the presenters be? which bands will be on? when we're let into the studio for all to be revealed. The bands were Fashion and The Bloomsbury Set both local bands trying to jump onto the Electronic / New Romantic bandwagon of the day, for us, this was sort of disappointing as it wasn't our scene so much but what the heck, we were possibly going to be on TV, this was still a great day.
Now who were the presenters? The male presenter I really can't remember but the female presenter was that girl who sang in that band The Lazers from Shropshire who were always on the old programme, what was her name again? Yep that's it, Carol Dekker (yes that Carol Dekker)
So the programme starts to be recorded and we're shepherded about the studio at the whim of the director, as each band plays and the presenters do their stuff. But during this whole experience one of the four of us was becoming increasingly irritating.......(tbc in next post)
....he was continually
....he was continually scratching the back of my head and then denying it was him, in the end I snapped and turned round a told him straight "Any more of that .......and I'll....." (I'm sure you get the picture but it involved thumping) and it stopped.
Five minutes later I find myself stood in front of a camera not realising that Ms Dekker and her presenting co-hort are actually behind me. Next someone scratches the back of my head, i think its the friend that has previously been warned so thats it, I swiftly turn around and try to throw him a punch only it wasn't him, its was Ms Dekker and I just about pull out of the punch in time but she's doing the link and the camera is most definitely rolling. Me I'm an embarrassed kids all of a sudden.
On the way home my mates rightfully tease me about this but we all agree, theres no way they'll show that bit when the programme airs the following week, they'll rerecord the link and no one will know.
So the next week we all tune in to watch the show, I'm convinced they'll cut it out but did they hell, it was in. My parents were mortified, the atmosphere in our living room was one you could definitely cut with a knife and I went to school the next day and even 11 year old kids were laughing at me, the shame of it
But there you have it, the day I nearly punched Carol Dekker on TV. That was definitely only ever shown once. The programme never made it from the pilot and I often wonder if it was my fault. I'd love to see it again now but I suspect it was taped over rather quickly, shame really as the format of the show was quite good
Okay here is my list: The
Okay here is my list:
The Moon and the Sledgehammer or was it The Sledgehammer and the Moon? - A genius documentary about a strange family. It has recently been released on DVD and the director has done a few Q and A sessions. I had three quarters of it on VHS.
Grown Ups - Mike Leigh available on DVD in the States I think.
Elvis Costello in Nashville - recording Almost Blue. I think it was a South Bank Show but nowhere to be found now.
A documentary about some rather pathetic bikers in Suffolk or Norfolk, who spent most of their time crushing bear cans and standing about. I saw it in the seventies I think, but can't remember its name.
Finally an advert for wallpaper starting Noddy and Big Ears having a punch up. It was pulled after complaints - or did I dream it?
South Bank
I've got that Elvis Southbank Show on VHS - I need to put it on a DVD. It's on my list of "Things to do to avoid christmas" - if it actually gets done then, I'll let you know. I watched it a few years ago and it was just as interesting, maybe more so as we know more about him now.
The SBS that I'd like to see again is the Talking Heads one I think it was made during the More Songs.... sessions which was a couple of years before I had a VCR.
I would love to see it
I would love to see it again. Hope your Chrismas is not too painful.
cheers.
The biker documentary...
...sounds like The Outcasts:-
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Oh yes, this is the one... I
Oh yes, this is the one... I saw it when it was shown years ago, I wonder if it is as funny as I remember.
Thanks
Noddy & Big Ears
No you didn't make it up - I remember that too. Noddy compliments Big Ears on his new wallpaper and remarks that it would look even better with new curtains. Big Ears frowns menacingly and says "they ARE new curtains" and a punch up starts. Very very funny.
Thanks have tracked it down
Thanks have tracked it down on you tube
I think it was only on for a week before it was pulled.
THE MOON AND THE SLEDGEHAMMER
The title is THE MOON AND THE SLEDGEHAMMER. I remember watching this truly unique film with my family on C4 in the 80's. We were all left spellbound and speechless as it's completely unlike anything I've seen before - or since. It's about a real family who live off-grid in the woods and spend their time tinkering with steam engines. They are so strange but instantly captivating and seem to live in their own world, completely unaware of life beyond the woods. I'd love to see it again so it's great to hear it's finally available on DVD.
Why are films like this not made anymore? It was so beautiful and poignant, funny and moving, strange and yet so thought-provoking. In fact, these people seem to have been preparing for a future we may soon face. That's what I call long-term thinking! Makes me realize how boring and predictable my own life is. Where are today's eccentrics that we Brits used to be so proud of? Are we really all reduced to the 52" plasma dream? At least let us have something worthwhile to watch. It's high time this film was viewed on TV again as it has massive relevance today plus it is easily one of the most entertaining films around. I see from the website that the press have now elevated it to 'cult status' and quite right too. There are also some absolutely brilliant quotes on the website that are truly obscure 'A Kangaroo.. that's a nice animal..it can pick up a cup and drink out of it. Of course, they knows nothing. But a monkey's no good. You couldn't rely on him. He'd put you miles behind... Son Jim warns of future oil shortages and how Britain should be run by steam and other son Jim challenges scientists today to make a small earth with rivers and trees, but they have to make it out of nothing... Truly wonderful ramblings that strangely make more sense as the film goes on.
Here's the trailer link:
Tried to embed it but strangely can't - maybe someone else can?
Can't recommend this outstanding film highly enough. Now off to order my DVD :-)
Ghost Stories
Every Christmas the BBC used to show A Ghost Story For Christmas (late 70's/early 80's). Some great plays and very spooky.
Denholm Elliott in The Signalman, One about a Dutch Painter with Cheryl Kennedy, and the best of all one with T.P.McKenna as a storyteller on the radio. His story involved locking a little boy in a box. Which was fine until he got home at night and he got phone calls from a little boy asking him not to lock him in the box. They all gave me the willies I can tell you. And a few others. Some are available on DVD if you can find them. But they go for about £45.
Also a BBC version of The Woman In Black by Susan Hill. Spookiest stage play I've ever seen and the TV version was just as good.
Also there was a programme on Channel on a Friday afternoon at about 5 (just after Car 54. DVD please) in the early 80's which featured a boy and a girl on the run in the States/Mexico. It featured Elvis Presley songs throughout. Well shot. Very surreal and funny. Can't for the life of me remember what it was called. Any ideas?
Also Karaoke and Cold Lazarus by Dennis Potter. Never been on video or DVD.
Double Deckers also needs a DVD.
And that XTC doco mentioned above I remember well. Let's' have that.
Stomping On The Cat was Paul Merton's first exposure on TV. As well as the Oblivion Boys. I have that on video somewhere.
Also a great doco on Ian Dury on Arena I think.
Keep an eye out at Xmas
BBC4 usually show one or two of the MR James Ghost stories including The Signalamn. Think they did it last year alongside Mark Gattis' 'Crooked House' which heavily borrowed from those films (as he would freely admit)
Channel 4 programme - Guitar Man theme
was called 'Adventures beyond belief' or 'Neat and Tidy' (or some combination of the two). I think it was late 80s rather than early 80s, but I assume this is the one you mean.
Not on DVD
... and never released on DVD I check regularly. I've often nearly bought an over priced VHS copy though. There are clips on YouTube though.
Woman In Black
If this is the Chrismas Ghost story I'm thinking of, it was largly shot in Lacock, Wiltshire, and I was in one of the pubs there, The Carpenters Arms, when they were filming outside. There was a bloke in the door with a walkytalky to let customers know when they could leave the pub. Remember the actual programme being very spooky, with one genuinely frightening moment.
All revolutionary in their own way
Network 7 - the Birth of Magenta Devine and that asian bloke whose name now escapes me in a Janet Street Porter produced Yoof TV magazine programme that really did break new ground
Snub TV (I discovered some great bands through this programme, AC Marias, Fatima Mansions and a few more besides and as it was still in the times when bands having videos were rare, if the band didn't have a video, snub would make one for you, iirc the Fatima Mansions "Only Losers Take The Bus" was one such video
and the first series of the Tube which the idiots in charge of Tyne TV taped over almost straight away
Don't think any of those were repeated, ever
Snub TV
Snub TV was great, didn't they used to also show short animated films, or did it just share a slot with some kind of arts programme? I'm sure that was where I saw Paul Berry's stop motion animated Sandman.
Saw Sandman
- not on Snub, but around the same time. Fourmation perhaps?
coast to coast
is available from a guy on the IMDB on dvd. for a tv movie that was only ever shown once it's got a message board on there with more posts and members than some hollywood movies! i recall lenny's scouse accent being pretty good.
Grown Ups is here in full:
and it's fantastic. seems to paint a picture of an odd luridly coloured world of the post-punk early Thatcher era London suburbs that i don't recall seeing in any other tv show or film. grim and romantic in equal measure.
that's gary oldman's first wife in the lead role dontcha know.
and it's available for download at
http://www.thebox.bz/details.php?id=76898
Brond & Schalken the Painter
Even with the pandora's box of dvd, cable and BBC4 resurrecting forgotten cults there are some great shows (as opposed to the shit we normally recall in a nostalgic reverie) that have never seen the light of day since first broadcast.
"One about a Dutch Painter with Cheryl Kennedy" That was "Schalken the Painter". Quite brilliant. In the great BBC tradition of MR James adaptations, this was based on a Sheridan LeFanu story and directed with chilling atmospheric texture and stillness by Lesley Megahey who went on to make the wonderful Hour of the Pig. That image near the end of the chaste newlywed (played by Cheryl Kennedy), finally tracked down to a crypt after abduction by a cadavorous stranger, naked and riding her abductor cowboy-style, is seared on my memory. For a teenage boy this was a dose of pure eroticism.
"Brond" was one of those early Channel 4 dramas. Written by Glasgow crimewriter Frederic Lindsey and the debut of both actor John Hannah and director Michael Caton-Jones (Scandal, Rob Roy) it was a stunning puzzle of paranoia with an edge of the surreal. Stratford Johns was mesmerising in it, like a charismatically malevolent Orson Welles playing the Devil.
Boy this topic is bringing back memories. Some great stuff here.
Bill Nelson
Oh, and a wonderful score by Bill Nelson in the guise of Scala - "Secret Ceremony; Theme From Brond". I used to have the 12 inch but have never been able to find it on CD. A brilliant piece of Nelsonesque orchestral melodrama.
I too had the 12 inch
and, like you, have hunted high and low to find it on CD. I seem to remember that the show was pretty odd.
"Schalken the Painter"
That's the one. That Cheryl Kennedy moment is ingrained on my mind as it is yours. There are clips on YouTube. But not that one.
Nice Time...
...with Kenny Everett and - astonishingly - Germaine Greer and this is where memory fails, a series set on a building site in post war austerity Britain. The only line I remember is "before the world turned lax and sour" - anyone?
At one end of spectrum
Zokko-psychedelic kids' TV
http://out-on-blue-six.blogspot.com/2007/05/its-zokko.html
and at the other "Reflections", a Film 4 dramatisation of John Banville's "The Newton Letter".
Am pleased how much stuff does turn up,e.g. The Ploughman's Lunch which is on R1 DVD.
Alexander The Greatest
I can remember virtually nothing about this show except the refrain of the theme tune, that the star was Gary Warren (the boy from "The Railway Children") and his big sister was played by uber-crush Adrienne Posta. For some reason it was the one programme my parents let me stay up late to watch (on Sunday nights IIRC.) A brief web-trawl tells me it was 1971/72 and had a big Jewish slant (which would have been way over the head of my 8 year-old self.) Would love to see it again, if only to try and establish why it's stuck in my head the way it has...
Also, around the same time (way before Swap Shop & Tiswas), a Saturday morning kids' show, probably BBC, set in space with a "robot" reading out postcards and introducing cartoons - can't even remember the name of it...