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Is this pop's most phallic moment?
Posted by David Hepworth on 19 May 2010 - 2:12pm.
Rihanna on stage in Paris.

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Entertainment For Lively Minds
Rihanna on stage in Paris.

Or can you do better?
Not sure
I can do better Mr. Hepworth.
I'm not an elephant.
Cher
Didn't she actually straddle a huge, real cannon on the 'If I Could Turn Back Time' video? Or was that simply a brilliant dream?
Didn't Cher do something similar...
...on a battleship?
God's not on side of the big battlions but
the best shot....

Having sad that this looks like 22 inch calibre and there's 4!
16", actually..
The two forward turrets of USS Missouri, each mounting three 16" guns. Enormous things, they are.
And this is what they look like when they're doing what they're designed for..
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I've had a wander around USS Wisconsin. Odd. A relic from WW2, obsolete even as it slid down the slipway seventy years ago yet still awesome today.
Christ!
Look at the massive depression in the water by the stern guns! That thing is moving serious quantities of air.
I'm really, really glad no-one has ever fired one of those guns at me.
I need to introduce her to my friend Mr Freud
hmm...there's always this, i suppose...
I'll grant you, I can't find evidence of Sir Mick climbing atop it...
Has The Human Riff
just fallen on his back in that picture?
Lovely image
of a prick. And a stage prop.
The evidence
Didn't Cher do something similar..
...on an M26 Pershing?
no...
i think you're mixing her up with Gillian Tayleforth. On the M25?
As phallus I can see...
Not entirely sure whats happening here, but at least one dick is involved.
Nicked from Popjustice. http://is.gd/cgaEY
In a similar
vein (fnarr fnarr) to Bowling for Soup
Everything.
And I mean EVERYTHING, good about American indie in 2 minutes and 52 seconds. Nothing else required. Including any of the other records from this genre.
What do I win?
those crazy russians
this might count in the film catogory here's Sergei Eisenstein
the horn section?
Here's a shot of a bucking Fender*...
...from Bryan Adams' Can't Stop This Thing We Started video:-
* Not a Spoonerism...
the lovely Cat Deeley
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by the way, she was presenting the Brits at the time
= music related = not wholly gratuitous...
what about these two?
Before:


After:
He says it's his leg...
The biggest cock I've ever seen on stage
Dave Lee Roth
I have vague memories of DLR being led through the audience while straddling a 20 foot inflatable microphone as he sang this little number.
I saw him on that tour,
and I seem to recall that the B-stage was a boxing ring surrounded by goblins who pee'd on the audience.
An uncharacteristically modest showing...
... from the boy Feld: