Welome to Dappygate!! It's all the BBC's fault. The fact that he wrote down her number went outside and texted her proves that they haven't learned their lesson from the previous "gate!!

I say HEADS MUST ROLL!!!!!!

... some stiff competition there.

… but sounds and looks to me like he's good for business

Is ridiculous.

His bandmate Tulisa performs a vocal string section in every single track and emphasises this by doing conductor's hand movements in the videos.

and write down the first 2 things that come into my head I get:

1. The guy from Hayzee Fantayzee
2. Vanilla Ice

Needs a really good talking to....

It doesn't make you look taller, it makes you look like an arse.

that I realise I have indeed become my father who, in the 60's, referred to Mick Jagger as 'that self-centred prancing fool who'll be back on the building site tomorrow' much to my chagrin. Methinks I now see young Ploppy from a similar vantage point some considerable way further up the great Munro of life (oh jeez, listen to me - I did go to see Little Boots last year right enough). I'm out.

are indeed as someone has already said huge for business. Cowell tried to tap him up for his record label apparently. Anyway I caught this at the end of Jonathan Ross. Funny, weird, bad or all three, you decide.

..great.
Isn't he just great?
What a golden era for music we're in.

I love in the article
"I totally apologise to Chloe. I sent the messages to her in the heat of the moment when I was angry, but that is no excuse," he said.

This is the same man who texts "u dum f****** dickhead u can call me names over the radio but when I call u direct u chicken out u punk!nana f****** niiiii, Dappy"

Really, how dumb do they think people are?

BTW, it's his 'tache that's really doing it for me in that photo. WTF does he think he looks like?

... if I was the proud recipient of a threatening text from Mr Dappy I'd put the number online and invite "everyone" to reply in kind.

Then I just thought "pillock."

Now I'm guessing here, but I think I may not fall into this beat combo's 'target demographic'. However, free speech is still just about allowed in this country, so I say "Sir, you look like a complete tit."

but I think Buzzcocks has basically skewered him a couple of times and shown most people that he's pretty much just the comic relief. The look on Martha Wainwright's face (then everyone else's) when he mistook her for Cerys Matthews was just pricelss.

I take it that to wear such a titfer you must be such an ultra ice-cool take no shit gangsta that you know you look utterly laughable but you're so hard you just don't care? And if anyone does laugh at you then, obviously, it is wivvin your raahts 'n' shit yeah, to murder them in cold blood.

But look at it (or a tit). It's a complete disaster. There is no redeeming feature about it in any way. Why? Simply as an aesthetic object my first impulse is to burn it.

As a primer on the N-Dubz experience, I think this review sums it up nicely...

http://www.themusicfix.co.uk/content/review/7985/n-dubz.html

Lord knows what Dappy would have done if he'd read that.

(though I couldn't identify one of their tunes if my life depended on it), but if someone told me this was Sacha Baron-Cohen's latest comedy creation I'd be hard-pressed to argue the point...

...I do like his glasses.

They'd suit me, they would.

"Last November, Dappy joined Schools Secretary Ed Balls to launch a Government campaign against "cyber-bullying" over mobile phones and the internet.

At the time, Mr Balls welcomed the release of an N-Dubz track called "RU Cyber Safe" as part of anti-bullying week and hailed the group as "great ambassadors" in the fight against bullies."

Nuff said, innit.

a mockumentry as part of one of Harry Enfield's old shows with an East London hip hop dance outfit and one of the band was asked by a Danny Baker like voiceover

'What does your tattoo say?'
*pulls down shirt* 'Individual'
'and what's the meaning behind that?'
'Err, dunno, me mates all got it one, like' *thumbs up to camera*

Not me Nappy! Don't send me any hate texts.

People, people.. let's not forget the elephant in the room..

Journey have, after nearly thirty years, commenced an assault on the significant regions of our charts. I like a bit of Journey. Escape and Frontiers are fine, fine albums. But Steve Perry is guilty of crimes against music which will remain for many years more. Dappy is merely a pebble casting ripples on the pond of popular music. Steve Perry is a fucking great boulder dropped from a great height. For the prosecution, I call..

..but he did write "Don't Stop Believin,"

are, I think,

Freddie (& the Dreamers),
Yoko Ono (for the bed at Abbey Road story),
Cliff Richard (for all the mawkish Christmas records),
Sid Vicious (for daring to get on to a stage).

But there are many more..

Never call someone repulsive and a loser unless you're prepared to take the flak for it.

he is on the front of today's Times culture magazine. Apparently, his dad was in Mungo Jerry!!