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Is this the most handsome man ever?

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The diversity and sheer quality of those beautiful beazels honoured on BigJimBob's current thread got me thinking of their male counterparts. Whilst I am to all practical purposes pretty much predisposed to women there are fellows who inspire admiration, appreciation and buckletloads of sheer, sick envy. I submit, Massive, my nomination for the most handsome chap in the world (or, at least in 1975).

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Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard...

Terrific actor, philanthropist, thoroughly decent bloke and impossibly handsome.

Bastard.

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Patrick Crowther | 12 September 2010 - 6:48pm

that's a thread closer

I would say

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Jed Clampett | 12 September 2010 - 7:28pm

Oh please don't stop yet

This is a very interesting topic.

How about Marlon Brando in his delectable youth?

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drakeygirl | 12 September 2010 - 8:04pm

I'll see you Paul Newman and Marlon Brando,

and raise you... Robert Redford.

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Gauntlet | 12 September 2010 - 8:11pm

hard to warm to.

I can see that I should like him but it is a struggle. His film festival is a big plus in his account though.

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Jed Clampett | 12 September 2010 - 8:49pm

Yep even as he got older

Paul Newman never lost the 'grrr' appeal, never went to seed, beautiful missus ("Why go out for hamburger when you have steak at home?)- the lucky bugger

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DogFacedBoy | 12 September 2010 - 8:14pm

And purveyor of fine Salad dressing too...

Agree, he's a close second for me.

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Slotbadger | 12 September 2010 - 8:23pm

Well I'd shag him

not that taht's any badge of recommendation.

During Danny Baker's short lived podcast experiment Bowie was my 'if you woke up gay tomorrow, who would be your ideal partner be' of choice.

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DogFacedBoy | 12 September 2010 - 6:52pm
Gauntlet | 12 September 2010 - 7:28pm

I had a feeling

you'd post something along those lines (in the absence of a photo of my good self of course *cough*)

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Joe R | 12 September 2010 - 7:30pm
Gauntlet | 12 September 2010 - 7:36pm

Cheque's in the post

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Joe R | 12 September 2010 - 7:44pm

Your wish, is my command...

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Gauntlet | 12 September 2010 - 10:40pm

I thought we agreed

never to mention my 20th Century Mexican boxer period...

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Joe R | 13 September 2010 - 8:54am

Sorry Joe.

Now I remember, the first rule of your 20th Century Mexican boxer period is, we don't talk about your 20th Century Mexican boxer period.

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Gauntlet | 13 September 2010 - 5:29pm

Lest we forget

The 20th Century ended in 2000, so that pic of Joe should have a more accurate title, I feel.

Just saying.

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mojoworking | 13 September 2010 - 11:40pm

Who's that?

I have no idea. He is quite handsome though.

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Hannah | 12 September 2010 - 11:32pm

Hm?

If you mean the marvelously besuited gentleman with the dark hair, then that's Don Draper (Mad Men character - the actor John Hamm is much less attractive when being himself). If you mean the other picture, then surely you recognise our very own Joe R?!

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Gauntlet | 13 September 2010 - 8:54am

seems like an excellent reason to start watching Mad Men

I've never seen it. But now I think I should check it out.

Of course I know what Joe R looks like. He was on fine form at the drinks last week, winning most of his bouts. He only lost one match, and that was to Captain Underpants.

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Hannah | 13 September 2010 - 2:15pm

Oooooh yes, Don Draper please...

...but not Jon Hamm, oddly enough.

I'd also nominate Chris Issak and Gabriel Byrne, but can't do photos on this PC.

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JoLean | 13 September 2010 - 10:40pm

there's a difference between pretty boy and handsome imho

and I know what you mean about Don Draper (the character) as opposed to Jon Hamm the actor.

Something similar applies to Richard Gere who gave a brilliant performance against type playing an extraordinarily dark role in Internal Affairs - but is generally too pretty otherwise

David Beckham and Brad Pitt are too pretty. And The Light once opined that Alain Delon was just too beautiful. As is Helmut Berger. Just too male model perfect.

I think George Clooney is one of the few who could be be said to be both pretty and handsome - but there is something about his demeanour and his humour which is attractive.

Gabriel Byrne is attractive because he combines a ruggedness and a sort of hurt quality. Similarly Liam Neeson. Must be a Celtic thing with them.

Harrison Ford and Jeff Bridges and Clint Eastwood are good examples too. Rugged but not brutish. Tough yet tender. Like a good leather jacket.

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Sheev | 13 September 2010 - 11:44pm

as much as I love Bowie

he's a bit short and skinny. Incredibly stylish, but no.

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inky miss | 12 September 2010 - 7:32pm

As a bona fide bloke....

...my immediate enjoyment of this thread is providing more questions than answers.

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Iainso | 12 September 2010 - 8:15pm

As a bona fide bloke....

...my immediate enjoyment of this thread is providing more questions than answers.

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Iainso | 12 September 2010 - 8:15pm

I can see that..

You've asked yourself the same question twice! ;-)

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drakeygirl | 12 September 2010 - 8:24pm

I was never

confused

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DogFacedBoy | 12 September 2010 - 8:34pm

Two for the price of one

Here is one of my suggestions with one of the female candidates:

and then two guys called Terry

The Stamp:

The Hill:

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BigJimBob | 12 September 2010 - 8:27pm

For your consideration...

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Gauntlet | 12 September 2010 - 8:46pm

Oh, thank you.

My wife has just seen this picture. I feel rather inadequate now. And will do so forever.

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Iainso | 12 September 2010 - 9:02pm
Gauntlet | 12 September 2010 - 9:07pm

My vote would go to...

Marat Safin. He's a devastatingly handsome man. As the picture below illustrates.

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Rosbif | 12 September 2010 - 9:32pm

Or then there's

Viggo Mortensen. As Aragorn. Obviously.

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Rosbif | 12 September 2010 - 9:36pm
McLongWhiteCloud | 12 September 2010 - 10:20pm

I'm no expert, but...

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DougieJ | 12 September 2010 - 10:49pm

I am officially

the most handsome man in my house. Although it was a close run thing with the dog.

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GunsOfBrixton | 12 September 2010 - 10:49pm

Meanwhile....

over in rock & roll:

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mojoworking | 12 September 2010 - 11:05pm

My wife assures me it's,

Beckham

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Dave Amitri | 12 September 2010 - 11:10pm

I think it's

Ginola

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Dave Amitri | 12 September 2010 - 11:11pm

Can I have another turn?

We've got to have some love for the ER doctors here:
George Clooney:

and Goran Visnjic:

Americans know how to cast these shows. We get bloody Charlie in Casualty.

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drakeygirl | 12 September 2010 - 11:22pm
Gauntlet | 12 September 2010 - 11:27pm

No, no, that's OK

I'm not greedy, two will do.

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drakeygirl | 12 September 2010 - 11:30pm

The Clooney

Is an extraordinarily handsome man. I interviewed him once for a handful of minutes on a junket, LORDY. *Waves hands around face in manner of middle aged woman going through 'the change'.

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PaddyH | 12 September 2010 - 11:50pm

Paddy

I hereby declare you handsome by proximity.

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drakeygirl | 12 September 2010 - 11:55pm

I am officially confused...

Photobucket

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PaddyH | 12 September 2010 - 11:36pm

Those two make me feel completely inadequate...

... I mean honestly, they must just stare at each other all day long going "phwoar!"

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ganglesprocket | 13 September 2010 - 3:55pm

YES PLEASE

Hugh Laurie Pictures, Images and Photos

*goes wibbly at knees*

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Hannah | 12 September 2010 - 11:38pm

How did he

go from skinny gawky looking clown to sex symbol - hugely so in the Gallic region? I ask from my seat in the skinny gawky looking clown section.

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Steven C | 13 September 2010 - 12:08am

I just can't see it myself

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mojoworking | 13 September 2010 - 12:15am

The truth is...

I loved him back in the skinny gawky looking clown days too (OK, admittedly not so much in mojoworking's photo). And he's got even better with age. Roooooowrrrr.

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Hannah | 13 September 2010 - 11:25pm

Mmmm...

I wish a woman would say "Roooooowrrrr" about me.

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Patrick Crowther | 13 September 2010 - 11:51pm

I'm not a woman

but I think you give great blog

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Sheev | 14 September 2010 - 12:00am

Patrick, I have no idea what you look like

but your writing and personality are entirely Roooooooooowwwwrrrrrrr.

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Hannah | 14 September 2010 - 8:00am

...blushes....

Thank you.

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Patrick Crowther | 14 September 2010 - 8:14am

That being so

I look forward to meeting you at the upcoming Word gig Hannah.
*adjusts periwig to a rakish angle*

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Steven C | 14 September 2010 - 5:34pm

Oooh!

Excellent. See you then, periwig and all.

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Hannah | 14 September 2010 - 9:49pm

When I grow up

Mrs H would quite like me to be...
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(Without the hooker related murder, obv)

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PaddyH | 12 September 2010 - 11:48pm

Surely

...

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Ahh_Bisto | 13 September 2010 - 12:16am

On so many levels

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PaddyH | 13 September 2010 - 12:18am

Agreed Paddy

handsome indeed.

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Dave Amitri | 13 September 2010 - 10:58pm

Something mean and moody for a Monday morning?

Here, Aiden Turner is a vampire:

And here he's Rossetti:

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Gauntlet | 13 September 2010 - 8:52am

Now hang on a minute!

Surely...

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JohnH | 13 September 2010 - 9:11am

Separated at birth?

Obviously some sort of time machine would have to be involved.

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Rosbif | 13 September 2010 - 9:38am

The “on it” look possibly better than the “coming off it” look

Shortly after the thin white duke era – Bowie’s Low era look was slightly less appealing (possibly the effects of detox, possibly the “transsitttion” from drugs to booze???).

Its no wonder that he chose an old photo for the cover of low

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walker182 | 13 September 2010 - 10:32am

Evidently

From The Thin White Duke to Mens Casuals at BHS, '77. Oh dear...

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Slotbadger | 13 September 2010 - 10:10pm
BigJimBob | 13 September 2010 - 12:03pm

Mrs Squeezer has TOLD me to post these.

Those in the massive who have met me in the flesh,so to speak,will no doubt vouch for the fact that I resemble a startling melange of these two handsome gents with a dash of butcher's dog,well quite a lot of butcher's dog really.

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Pencilsqueezer | 13 September 2010 - 1:04pm

Excuse my ignorance but

who is the second of your dopplegangers? (I don't get out/stay in much.)

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Steven C | 13 September 2010 - 4:38pm

Not 100% sure

but I think it's Gael Garcia Bernal (I'm sure I'll be corrected if I'm wrong)

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Joe R | 13 September 2010 - 5:05pm

It is of course the gorgeous

Gael Garcia Bernal. Mmmm...

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Gauntlet | 13 September 2010 - 5:26pm

When in Ancient Rome...

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Gauntlet | 13 September 2010 - 1:18pm

is it just me

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matt wright | 13 September 2010 - 2:33pm

Wahey!

Planet!

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Patrick Crowther | 13 September 2010 - 7:54pm

Hope for all the beardies and geeks

To be honest, a lot of those leave me cold (apart from Paul Newman, of course). I think I'm like a lot of women and find it hard to separate the look from the person, so my votes for best "brains/packaging combo" go to:

and

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millymollymandy | 13 September 2010 - 2:45pm

Good call.

They're both utterly lovely.

You get first dibs and I'll have whichever one you're not having.

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Hannah | 13 September 2010 - 4:27pm

We can work up a rota

... unless you're planning to lure them away with your scrummy-looking apple cake (should work with Guy by the looks of it!)

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millymollymandy | 13 September 2010 - 7:56pm

Oooooh good point...

I might be better off with Guy. I do like a man who likes to eat.

And thank you for the apple cake compliment.

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Hannah | 13 September 2010 - 11:31pm

I was going to suggest Brad Pitt...

... but he tries too hard, so I'd 'go gay' for Mr. Robert Hepler Lowe...

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Reno Dakota | 13 September 2010 - 3:58pm

Literally the prettiest human being I've seen in the flesh

(or at least on stage in London). However, even with Aaron Sorkin putting words into his mouth, he still doesn't measure up to Guy or Jarvis (above)

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millymollymandy | 13 September 2010 - 7:49pm

Bowie....behave!

Year 1966.
Paul on the 'Paperback Writer' shoot, Dylan at the Albert Hall or the triple axis of Mick, Keith and Brian around the time of 'Have You Seen Your Mother?'/'Ruby Tuesday'.
Brian of course died in 69 but within five years, with the honourable exception of Paul, must have been the country air, they all looked awful.

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ranger | 13 September 2010 - 4:33pm

All of that is true

but on the Paperback Writer/Rain promo films (shot in the grounds of Chiswick House, London) Paul is sporting an unsightly broken tooth and fat lip after going over the handlebars of his moped.

He still has the scar on his lip to this day.

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mojoworking | 16 September 2010 - 3:10am

Rock stars - ageing well

Stevie Winwood, Brian Ferry and Eric Clapton - still handsome fellows I would say.

And as for Mr Bowie - I saw him on a French TV advert a year or so ago and frankly he looked much better than he did 30 years ago

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simon kumar | 13 September 2010 - 4:38pm

I've been single too long

I've definitely been single/miserable in last relationship too long, as I fancy a goodly 75% of the men posted on here.

That's not fussy enough, is it?

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JoLean | 13 September 2010 - 10:43pm

Yes, but do you

like any of the men in the photographs?

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Steven C | 14 September 2010 - 5:32pm

You are NOT Steven C, are you...

You're Frank C

(ps - Careful girls, he's taken!)

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ivan | 15 September 2010 - 12:48am

Rumbled!

And not in a good way!

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Steven C | 16 September 2010 - 1:56am

Whither George?

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Black Type | 14 September 2010 - 12:42am

All these posts and I´m not even mentioned

I combed my hair just last week, I brush my teeth everyday, can talk about feelings and I´m just awesome in general. Can´t help but feeling hurt.

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Ola Claesson | 14 September 2010 - 6:46pm

Obviously, Ola, you're top of the list.

But no-one's mentioned it before because we didn't want you to get too big-headed.

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Hannah | 14 September 2010 - 9:56pm

Oh, I see

I knew I could trust you.

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Ola Claesson | 15 September 2010 - 9:31am

My wife asks..

Why no Jonny yet?

Not one of these pretty-boy poncing types. A proper roughty-toughty bloke. Just like me, obviously.

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Lenny Law | 14 September 2010 - 10:52pm

Roughty-toughty?

Immediately after that photo was taken, he was out of action for six weeks with a torn ligament

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mojoworking | 14 September 2010 - 11:31pm

Yes, but..

..he probably did it whilst trying to tackle an articulated lorry, not tripping over a daisy.

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Lenny Law | 15 September 2010 - 12:36pm
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