Is this the best TV titles sequence ever?


I've been watching "Weeds" and keep running it back to look at the title sequence again.

"Weeds" takes place in an upscale residential community in Southern California where everyone goes jogging in the morning, drives an SUV and buys a decaff latte on the way to work. In fact, I don't have to tell you this because it's all there in the titles, including the building of the homes. The music is "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds. In later episodes they have the same song sung by everyone from Randy Newman to Regina Spektor. I particularly love the way the credits cast a shadow on the road near the end.

I think this is my favourite titles sequence. What's yours?

Dexter

I'm quite partial to this

Riccardo Gargiulo | 12 November 2008 - 6:50am

Dexter for me too

His sly look to camera at the end is brilliant

GregN | 13 November 2008 - 5:07pm

Eeek

He's missed a bit under his bottom lip.

David Hepworth | 12 November 2008 - 7:07am

N.C.I.S.

Season 2. Especially the bit where Michael Weatherley is jumping between the trees. Probably my favourite US programme on TV.

It has David McCallum for chrissakes!

Beany | 12 November 2008 - 7:34am

Do you mean just TV?

Because if we're allowed films, I'd be tempted by Bonnie And Clyde, anything involving Saul Bass or some Peckinpah stuff - especially the 1991 cut of Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid. But I can't find that on YouTube, so here's this instead:


Enjoy your lie-in this morning, David?

EDIT: I see now that it's TV only. Sorry. I'm still thinking.

Lucas Hare | 12 November 2008 - 3:52pm

The dirt won't wash off


Like one of the old Lloyds bank adverts gone to seed. A horse sans rider seen galloping through backwoods Dakota, cut with furtive glimpses of the multiple currencies that fuel the growth of Deadwood – blood, gold, gambling, women and whiskey. Everything projects a grubby, finger-marked veneer and the air of having already been passed through many hands.

backwards7 | 12 November 2008 - 7:47am

Thanks to my daughter

it's either this


or this


Chimney Singing Crow | 12 November 2008 - 8:20am

The Charlie and Lola theme

reminds me of The Good Life, for some reason.

If I never hear Iggle bastard Piggle's bastard song again, it'll be too soon. I had the damn thing in my head the whole day last week, even when I was trying to sleep...

Fraser M | 12 November 2008 - 12:00pm

I've gone past

finding Night Garden annoying.I actually really enjoy the theme song now, particularly the orchestral flourish at the end

God what is happening to me

Chimney Singing Crow | 12 November 2008 - 3:21pm

Its Ok

You're just turning into a Daddy Wuss like the rest of us. It does get better when they start getting to like Girls Aloud though. IMHO.

Springer Bell | 13 November 2008 - 7:02pm

I'm with Lucas on Pekinpah

The master of the opening credits sequence especially 'The Getaway' and 'Junior Bonner'.
They are like short films in themselves.

Scott Wilkinson | 12 November 2008 - 8:35am

But the TV titles sequence has to do something different

For a start you're going to see it scores of times, for another it has to do what it can to bring new viewers up to speed. It has to tell the beginning of a story, which is a discipline in itself.

David Hepworth | 12 November 2008 - 8:42am

The Prisoner


This complies with David's rules - tells the story of how the Prisoner got to a small estuary-side fake town in North Wales.

jburton123 | 12 November 2008 - 9:16am

Sorry jburton123, I took about 10 minutes composing my post and

when I finally posted there was yours.
Great minds and all that.

Great series.

Scott Wilkinson | 12 November 2008 - 9:28am

Beat me to The Prisoner too...

the opening sequence is an absolute masterpiece in it's own right!

I was chuffed a few years back to be outside the wonderful Shepherd Neame pub The Cask & Glass in Victoria having a pint and realizing that it was just round the corner from The Prisoner's London pad as seen in the titles!

Retro Man | 12 November 2008 - 11:44am

Exactly

the sequence that sprung to mind when I saw this thread. Kwality theme tune too!

kev147 | 29 November 2008 - 10:35pm

Using the guidelines outlined above by Mr Hepworth I would

plump for 'The Prisoner'.


Tells you what's happened quite clearly (Well it's obvious to me that a high ranking government/secret service operative has resigned in rather unhappy circumstances) to get you interested but no hint of how confused you will be after actually watching and a hip and swinging theme tune to boot.

Might be a tad too long for the perfect opening.

Scott Wilkinson | 12 November 2008 - 9:24am

That is fantastic

Must have taken up half of the programme. Did they show that every time?

David Hepworth | 12 November 2008 - 9:20am

the prisoner

Incredibly. Yes. All 17 episodes.

ChaileyJem | 13 November 2008 - 9:25am

The first episode

opening credits were longer, the other 16 episodes had a slightly (but only slightly) shorter credit sequence.

jburton123 | 13 November 2008 - 1:52pm

I thought this was No1 in a field of 1

The Sopranos of course.


This is from one of the later seasons when the Twin Towers were removed. As I recall they appeared in the wing mirror as Tony went through the toll gate.

Carl Parker | 12 November 2008 - 9:40am

This used to terrify me when I was a kid....


this is just really exciting:


but the best has got to be The Simpsons hasn't it?

a few of my favourite blackboard quotes from Bart:

I will not get very far with this attitude

I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
" " " " " "
" " " " " "

I will finish what I sta

Jamie_Bowman | 12 November 2008 - 10:44am

The Simpsons

Good call. Here is the real life version:


Seamus | 12 November 2008 - 11:16am

Soap

Early and late versions of the Soap intro.



Seamus | 12 November 2008 - 11:07am
David Hepworth | 12 November 2008 - 11:24am
Scott Wilkinson | 12 November 2008 - 11:42am

I'll refer back to my previous post

http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/true-blood-something-new-to-look-f...
and to my favourite current title piece and actually one of my favourite programmes at the moment. It manages to tell you everything and nothing about what you are to watch. Tremendous. Hasn't started over here yet but watch out for it.

That and the best comedy coming in from The States at the moment,
Californication, and although it might not seem possible to actually makes David Duchovny a likeable and sympathetic character, Californication actually pulls this off and believe it or not he is excellent. It's very funny and does for sex what Weeds does for a slightly illegal smoke. Hilarious. I'm in the middle of series 2 at the moment, which is not actually out this side of The Atlantic yet, and it actually tops series 1.

Springer Bell | 12 November 2008 - 3:13pm

The Jetsons

The lyrics are a model of economy and tell you all you need to know. (The visuals do the rest).


David Rothon | 12 November 2008 - 2:03pm

Best Opening Titles?

SIX FEET UNDER, of course.

Death, Re-Birth and the way the turn of the trolley wheel cranks up the (excellent) theme music a notch. Of course, the fact that it was a great series helps too:


Nicodemus | 12 November 2008 - 2:22pm

NORMAN STANLEY FLETCHER.

that's a great sequence - and no theme tune to boot.

Jason Carter | 12 November 2008 - 2:29pm

The Persauders

Surely the best theme music of all time:


Andy Lynes | 12 November 2008 - 2:33pm

Yep, that one gets my vote.

Yep, that one gets my vote. John Barry can't be beaten at that sort of thing...

Q

Qmoq | 18 November 2008 - 5:55pm

how about OR these

how about


OR these

blake | 12 November 2008 - 2:51pm

Twin Peaks

The Twin Peaks opening sequence is artful. I've always found that blend of music and imagery particularly spellbinding. A shame that the series mostly fails to live up to it, for my money. I'd put that title sequence very high on a list of 'the best things David Lynch has done', and I'm quite the Lynch fan already.

cms | 13 November 2008 - 9:40am

better than the program?


surely you set yourself up for a fall if you choose this as the theme music. Not a bad a show but never really lived up to the promise of it's opening.

dje76 | 12 November 2008 - 3:48pm

A couple of other suggestions

Millennium - genuinely creepy, particularly the girl who slumps in the first few seconds.


Tour of Duty - couldn't find a good YouTube clip of it, but it featured Paint It Black married to great action shots.

And, moving away from TV, what about the credits to Seven? A great mood-setter with a nice remix of NIN's Closer. It's been ripped off endlessly.


MrLovegrove | 12 November 2008 - 3:51pm
Wrighty | 12 November 2008 - 3:57pm

Oh, I've just remembered an old favourite


And the suspiciously similar:


Lucas Hare | 12 November 2008 - 4:08pm

Waylon

I'm all for any mention of Waylon Jennings around here and his theme tune was very far and away the best thing about that rubbish. Honourable mention must go to Daisy Duke's legs and arse of course.

Pat Carty | 12 November 2008 - 4:09pm

Close your eyes...

...It's Saturday afternoon. Nearly tea time. Bloody Grandstand's finally finished, you've had a good couple of Tom and Jerry cartoons and now you've turned over to the delights of Bo and Luke Duke. And Daisy. Are my spaghetti hoops nearly ready, Granny?

And...two, three, you're back in the room.

Lucas Hare | 12 November 2008 - 4:13pm
Fraser Lewry | 12 November 2008 - 4:35pm

Very nearly, but..


Gavin Adam | 12 November 2008 - 4:46pm

Now if you want to go all 70's

*This* is the best.

Springer Bell | 12 November 2008 - 4:47pm
Gavin Adam | 12 November 2008 - 5:02pm

And if you want to go all 60's

Mine is always F Troop and this opening seq. even has Little Feat's Richie Hayward and Lowell George. Now try to beat that for an opening.


Springer Bell | 12 November 2008 - 4:53pm
Gavin Adam | 12 November 2008 - 5:04pm

Mind boggling

That was new to me.

David Hepworth | 12 November 2008 - 8:02pm

But a classic

And its nice to have one up on you.

Springer Bell | 13 November 2008 - 12:48am

All 90s

God, I used to love this:


Lucas Hare | 12 November 2008 - 5:24pm

My favourite programme in 1995

Good choice Lucas.

Springer Bell | 12 November 2008 - 5:29pm

Going one better...

...I own the lot on DVD...Its first couple couple of seasons were really good. Plus I had a bit of a crush on Janine Turner.

Riccardo Gargiulo | 12 November 2008 - 8:22pm

Dallas

Hated the show, great opening titles....


Wrighty | 12 November 2008 - 6:11pm

Whaaat?

No Sue Ellen in those credits! Was she not in it at the beginning?

Lucas Hare | 12 November 2008 - 6:47pm

Are you mad?

You're complaining about the lack of Sue Ellen after watching a clip containing Victoria Principal?

*swoons*

Fraser Lewry | 12 November 2008 - 10:44pm

Straight home from school...

... grab a snack, then:


Nicodemus | 12 November 2008 - 8:20pm
Chief Kamanawanalea | 12 November 2008 - 9:18pm

Now, that's...

... a classic!

Well played, Chief K.

Nicodemus | 12 November 2008 - 10:08pm
plumb1909 | 12 November 2008 - 10:42pm
plumb1909 | 12 November 2008 - 10:45pm
plumb1909 | 12 November 2008 - 10:53pm

Live from Manchester...

That music has taken me right back to doing my A-Levels and listening to Mark and Lard on radio 1.

milkybarnick | 15 November 2008 - 11:43am

This always used to signal

an hour of weird shit n strange stirrings whenever comely Lumley was onscreen, both that I found disturbing and unintelligable.


'Transuranic, heavy elements' - what the bluddy 'ell.....

DogFacedBoy | 12 November 2008 - 11:09pm

Sorely missed


plumb1909 | 12 November 2008 - 11:32pm

I had totally forgotten that...

... programme.

Great stuff!

Nicodemus | 12 November 2008 - 11:38pm
plumb1909 | 13 November 2008 - 5:44am

My name's Sam Tyler

Obviously a nod to your ITC persuadersprotectorsprisoners classic 60/70s run but this tells the story almost in a one line pitch and then rather traditionally for credits; splits the screen.


Interestingly the American version fleshes out the story a bit more and dispenses with the credits (which get lost in most US drama about now cos they have a lot of pre first ad first scene stuff ).


And how come now Wire yet !

ChaileyJem | 13 November 2008 - 9:32am

copy control

Fascinating how much they have taken straight from the UK version. I think I will look out for it.

paulwright | 13 November 2008 - 12:08pm
Five-Centres | 13 November 2008 - 9:53am

Here you go...


Top series, good titles...

Mark Gould | 13 November 2008 - 8:17pm

Budgie

Not the best title sequence in the world, but a great show nevertheless:


Andy Lynes | 13 November 2008 - 10:37am

Gangsters - 1976 & 1978


BBC show Gangsters - Birmingham in all its grubby 70's glory.

And the second series has vocals from Chris Farlowe.

Not_A_Love_Machine | 13 November 2008 - 11:46am

sad man that I am

This always did it for me as a kid. And it does explain the show.

paulwright | 13 November 2008 - 12:23pm

But what about Hannibal

Don't forget that "In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

If I can find a decent enough clip, I'll post it. But you can't hear those words and not get a frisson of youthfulness again.

sitheref2409 | 13 November 2008 - 4:43pm

A Team/ Knight Rider


Michael Knight a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless........


Wrighty | 13 November 2008 - 6:27pm

In all the trains and banks they robbed they never shot anyone


And Captain Scarlet was pretty creepy with those eyes moving slowly over everything - simple but effective


Sven | 13 November 2008 - 5:28pm

Monkey!!!!

I loved this programme so much. The tune is way funky...


cathtrish | 13 November 2008 - 6:16pm

Huff

This was a great show that never caught on. Hank Azaria (many voices in the Simpsons) played an LA psychotherapist. At least some of it was shot in Vancouver. Stunning titles. Mindblowing on an HD TV.

dda9966 | 13 November 2008 - 6:36pm

Monkey to Monkees


Wrighty | 13 November 2008 - 6:41pm
Springer Bell | 13 November 2008 - 7:06pm

There is only one.....

....CALLAN......
dung dung dung dungdungdungdungdung..
The exploding lightbulb.....

geacher53 | 14 November 2008 - 12:06am

Guns is Bad Mr Callan


I agree - it's a great shame they are not readily available on DVD yet

plumb1909 | 14 November 2008 - 9:21pm

Scary as hell...

One from the depths of the 70's....


Dark_Matter | 14 November 2008 - 10:20am

Both of these are very good

Both of these are very good (and very different from each other)



Andy Mackenzie | 14 November 2008 - 4:04pm

Adam!

It's quite heartening to see Harry from Spooks grooving away so enthusiastically in the lower of those two clips.

milkybarnick | 15 November 2008 - 11:50am
gaz | 14 November 2008 - 8:44pm
plumb1909 | 15 November 2008 - 6:53am

Anything can happen in the next half hour.

This trumps everything; there is an entire Bond movie in the first 30 seconds alone, and where else would you get to see Noel Gallagher's dad doing a Daniel Craig act on top of a cablecar?


Vulpes Vulpes | 15 November 2008 - 10:03am
milkybarnick | 15 November 2008 - 11:55am

Stand by for action


plumb1909 | 18 November 2008 - 9:04pm

There's no contest for this one.

It has to be 'The Professionals'...


In the first few seconds, you've got a car through a plate glass window, a guy with a perm running about, and Gordon Jackson. That's all you need to know.

Andrew F | 15 November 2008 - 10:58pm

Not the best but one of the most evocative

This is from 1982, but the titles appear unchanged from 1972. A familiar face appears at the end of the clip, visibly shaken by Annie Nightingale's outfit.


Graham Johns | 18 November 2008 - 1:25am

come on people !!!


GunsOfBrixton | 18 November 2008 - 9:23pm

Bloody

good thread this!

kev147 | 29 November 2008 - 10:48pm

here's

an evocative one


also


not the intro but a clasic nontheless. they got away btw.

kev147 | 30 November 2008 - 1:01am