both out

I caught a train into the city centre (Glasgow) had a riot of a night with mates, only problem was trying to eat the massive pakora from the Athens Express when I fell home at 12:45.

that was a fine day out

I will come out looking like this:

Now I know who was the headmaster at Dick Cheney's charm school.

..on my foot recently, nothing serious, with a local anastethic and amid the genial banter, the doc lets fly with " Oh Shit! Cancel my next appointment " Trust me, the last thing you want to hear.

...is the spitting image of Howe Gelb.

whilst visiting my dentist, whom I knew to be a rabid St Johnstone supporter, I stupidly reminded him that my team (Raith Rovers) had humped his team 5-0 the previous Saturday... he approached me with his various implements of pain in his hands, and with a gleam of madness in his eyes said "I think you may regret that remark, sonny..."

talking about your team, not the fact he also had a rubbish team, yeah?

LOL

are glory hunters, James

... safe?

I work in Portsmouth. I support Southampton. Hours of fun..

A couple of times in the early 90's, Marathon Man was on the telly and we noticed loads of people cancel their appointments the next day.

I have to say the picture of Shane McGowan is interesting and I could be a bit critical but can you imagine the poor dentist at work? Two of the big tests when making dentures are getting the patient to speak with them in to test the phonics and smile with them in to test the aesthetics. You're buggered either way, aren't you?

It's Dave Bowie's new teds which terrify me. Someone posted a great pic when I mentioned it a while back. What we in the trade call an Armitage Shanks smile. But he's happy..

When the going gets tough, Jack Straw loses the wig and works au naturel