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Intros round - blog style
Posted by spt on 26 September 2011 - 4:03pm.
OK this'll probably die on its arse but here goes. Is it possible to play the Buzzcocks intros round purely by writing out the sounds?
First one - what song this the intro to?:
Check check check
Awoo-oo awoo-oo awoo-oo awoo-oo awoo-oo awoo-oo
Tick tickada tick, tick tick-tick. Tick tickada tick, tick tick-tick
Dowowadadow dowowadadow dowowadadowdadowowow dowowadadowdadowowow dowowadadowdadowowow dowdow
Blauauau blauauau blauauau blauauau blauauau blauauau
Chank chank chank chank chank- chank chank
Squeeeeeee-ooooo....
Post answers/new intros for guessing below.
Cue tumbleweed.
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Yes...dead on both buttocks!
Nice try though...
Uh...
Cannonball?
Damn you!
I got it too, but you were faster!
I've got the first one...
...it's the American edit of 'Money' by Pink Floyd...
David Bowie - Fashion
Must be.
Perhaps.
Trick question
These are Laurie Anderson lyrics.
Good crikey, Slotbadger's got it!
Cannonball by the Breeders. And here's how it should have sounded:
Erm I've got nowhere to go from here - HELP!!!
What about...
Boom-boom-boom PAH
Boom-boom-boom PAH
Der der der der der der der SKLIK der der der der der der der SKLIK
Be My Baby
That's my answer, not a request.
Too...
easy! Well done.
How about, topically
Danga-dang chakka-chak dang-dang
Danga-dang chakka-chak dang-dang
Danga-dang chakka-chak dang-dang
Danga…Whumpa Whumpa Whumpa
Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Too easy
again
Am I the only one thinking of Dick Emery?
"Diddley doo, diddley dah"
OK, how about this:
DANG - DANG - DANG - d'DA-dng
DA-DA-DA-DANG - DANG - d'DA-dng
Is it
Velouria?
No - faster than that.
And not unrelated to yours.
it's almost
Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin.
Ooh, get her!
"Almost" indeed. I'm hurt. But yes, Heartbreaker is what it is almost.
You're missing
the introductory DAAAANG at the start, and you're one DA short on the second line. These things matter.
Seek help.
Hows about
Duh Da Duh Da Duh Duh *pause*
Duh Da Duh Da Duh Duh *pause*
Whole Lotta Rosie?
or does that have an extra da at the end of each line?
Maybe an extra "da"
But Whole Lotta Rosie none the less
Smoke on the Water?
And of course
Blah blooperty bligh ya
It never gets old!
Make me laugh every time I hear it :)
I thought the first one...
...Was Blockbuster by the sweet.
I need to get out more.
And there's always...
der-der-der-dup-dup
der-der-der-der-der
da-der-der-der-dup-dup
der-der-der-der-der
da-der-der-der-dup-dup
der-der-der-der-der
Ooh ooh
"Jocky Wilson Said"
Correct...
...but docked half a point for spelling and use of old Dexy's joke.
Howsabout this one from the 70s?
BOOM-boom tschh BAP-tschh
BOOM-boom tschh BAP-tschh
BOOM-boom tschh BAP-tschh
BOOM-boom tschh BAP-tschh
Waaaa-aaah, waaaah
Waaaa-aaah, waaaah
Hmmm...
When the Levee Breaks?
Spot on :-)
An absolute classic...
Tit dum
Like
A Rolling Stone (?)
Good Ears!!
Lots of Der
Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der
Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der
Der Der
Der Der
This is
"Love Plus One" by Haircut 100
Heartbreaker?
It is ...
Anarchy In The UK
A right pair of 90s
Number 1:
dum-BAH-dum!
Beeeooooooowwwwww! (be-beeedah)
djunga-jun ja-na-naow
Beeeoooooowwwwwww! (be-beeedah)
djooga-jun ja-na-naow
Beeeoooooowwwwww! (ja ja-na)
joona-ja ja-now-now
jooah-now noww-noww-noww
NYA-NYA-NYA-NYA-NYA-NYA-NYA!
And number 2:
Jang ga-nang ga-nang ga-nang-nang
Jang ga-nang (bloomp) ga-nang (doo-pish) ga-blabadablabada
Oiiiiiii!!!
Is 1 "Trash" by Suede?
Number 2 is
'Park Life' innit?
Bob/andielou
Yup, correct on both counts.
Anyone?
Downg DaDaDaDaDa DaDa DaDaDa
Downg DaDaDaDaDa DaDa DaDaDa
Day Tripper?
He asks
Of course it is...
... well done!
Going back a bit further
Da da da Da-da-da-da-da da da daaaaaa
Da da-da-da-da da da daaaa
Da da da Da-da-da-da-da da da daaaaaa
Da da-da-da-da da da daaaa
Hmmm...
Theme tune to Match of the Day?
Never occurred to me the two were so close
Country classic...
Ring of Fire?
Yes
Getting the right number of notes is much harder than it should be isn't it?
The very beginning goes
Dunggggggg... Nyaaaaaaaarrrr!
[can't be arsed with the main riff]
And by the way, it's not the Sea Captain from The Simpsons.
I Feel Fine
HJHs?
Yes
.... and the caravan still to play for.
An easy one...
BRANNNNGGG!!! (pause)
HJH
Hard Day's Night?
Yup.
It's an iconic thumper
Diiiiiinng ding ding ding ding dannnnng dang
Diiiiiinng ding ding ding ding dannnnng dang
Is it...
Get Back?
Nope, but here's a hint
It's got a marching beat by a two piece.
Ah
then it'd be Seven Nation Army as heard through a a transistor radio
Bingo!
You are indeed 100% correct :)
Easy one
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
(yeee-eaah)
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
(we-e-e-elll)
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
(yeahhhh...ow!)
The Love Cats?
Another one Bites the dust?
Good answers, but not right
It's a very well-known song - mid-80s.
Oh all right then everyone
It's Relax.
Howsabout this one?
der-dum dum der dum der dum dum
der-dum dum der dum der dum dum
doo doo do do doo do doooo
doo doo do do doo do doooo
doo doo do do doo do doooo
doo doo do do doo do doooo
do-do-do-do-do-do doooo do
do-do-do-do-do-do
etc. and so forth.
Is it...
... I'm Your Man by Wham!
Nope
Some clues:
Not a song for someone called Jeff who lives for the moment.
Go on, dip your Toe in the water!
May be popular with a West Country "comedian" pal of Jim Davidson.
Living In The Past by ver Tull?
Give that man a coconut!
.
And
B'dum - b'dum
Is it...
... the theme from "Jaws"?
Is it me, or has this blog just got a little bit more mental?
OK - it's me.
Dang-da-ga-dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang
Dang-da-ga-dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang
Dang-da-ga-dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang
Dang-da-ga-dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang
Dang-da-ga-dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang
Dang-da-ga-dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang
Dang-Dang Dang Dang Dang
('Heart Of The Sunrise' by Yes).
I'm now working on 'Starship Trooper'
Starship Trooper?
BAAA-ummmmm (diddely diddely diddely diddely did-did-did-diiddely, diddely-diddleiddleiddleiddleiddleiddle)
OK... another one.
BAM-bada-BAM!
Dang da da-da dang (ding-dee-dee)
Dang da da-da dang (ding dee ding)
You Shook Me All Night Long
?
Nooooo.
You Shook Me starts with guitar. This starts with drums. And isn't by AkkerDakker.
Oh I can hear this in my head now
but am let down by my inability to remember intros even when played out loud...
Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller?
Oh well.
It was The One I Love.
Mental? I prefer whimsical...
[doooooow doooooow doooooow doooooow]
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-Ooo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-ooo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-Ooo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-ooo-doo-doo-doo-doo
[wooooooooooo]
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-Ooo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-ooo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-Ooo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-ooo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Diddle-doo diddle-oo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo doo-diddle-doo
[bam bam chunka chunka chunka chunka]
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-Ooo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-ooo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-Ooo-doo-doo
Diddle-ooo-doo diddle-ooo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Diddle-doo diddle-oo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo doo-diddle-doo
Downng
woooo oooo oooo woooo oooo oooo oooo
Cryptic clue
in some way it's the same as Uncle Monty's contribution below...
Less cryptic clue
Soft rock mega-hit
The Final Countdown?
Yes
Of course
Try this one...
Budda-boom-boom
Budda-boom
Dang dang-alang dang-alang
Dang-alang dang dang dang
Dang dang-alang dang-alang
Dang-alang dang dang dang
Dang dang-alang dang-alang
Dang-alang dang dang dang
Dang dang-alang dang-alang
Whoong-whoong
Dang-alang dang dang dang
A clue
Terrence Malick met Carrie and the future President of the USA hereabouts.
Still no takers?
The Boss wouldn't be pleased.
Badlands
.
One from the 1980s...
BOOM-Boom-Kah-Boom BOOM-Kah
BOOM-Boom-Kah-Boom BOOM-Kah
BOOM-Boom-Kah-Boom BOOM-Kah
Skrriiinkrrrriiiinnnk skkrrriinnnkkk
Der Der Der Der DING, Ding DER DER
Intruder by Peter Gabriel?
Intruder by Peter Gabriel?
Sorry it's taken me so long to reply...
It is indeed 'Intruder'. Well done that man. We seem to be answering each other's posts!
This is the greatest thread ever
I keep trying to get them, but before I can manage it I hear...
Da-duh
Da-duh
Diddly dom
Bom
Close to home?
Dum dum dum... D'dum ba-dum dang, de-dum ba-dum diddley-dum, doo-doo dee-doop-de-doo-doo, danggggggg...
No-one?
Mark will be disappointed.
Alice's Restaurant
Of course.
Yessss...
An MTV classic
Bss-ump bah du-dum-dum bah
Bss-ump bah du-wuzza wuzza wuzza wuzza*
Bss-ump bah du-dum-dum bah
Bss-ump bah du-dum-dum bah
Duddala-dah du-dala da-domp
Duddala-dah du-dala da-dow daaa
Duddala-dah du-dala da-domp
Duddala-dah du-dala da DAAOW!
*no, it's not a David Bowie cameo.
Walk this way?
The Aerosmith vs Run DMC version.
Indeedy
doody
Something mid 60s.
(SKREEEE!!!) dun-da, dun-da, dun-da, dun-da, (SKREEEEOOOOW!!!)
Der-der-dun-dun-dun, Der-der-dun-dun-dun, Der-der-dun-dun-dun, Der-der-dun-dun-dun
DUN-DUUUN....
is it...
... Crosstown Traffic? I've just realised it's not because that would be: der der dun dun dun dun (i.e. it would have another dun in it) and it was 68.
Nice try sir!
Date-wise, not too far off at all though...
From the 70s
Clump Clump Clump Clump
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
BA-DA-LANNNGGGG!
Holidays in the Sun?
Iiiiiiiin one
!
One from TOTP circa 1972
WHUMP-A-WHAP-A-WHUMP-A-WHAP-A
WHUMP-A-WHAP-A-WHUMP-A-WHAP
Da-DANGGGGGGG, Da-DANGGGGGGG, Da-DANGGGGGGG...
WHUMP-A-WHAP-A-WHUMP-A-WHAP
Da-Da-DANGGGGGGG, Da-DANGGGGGGG, Da-DANGGGGGGG
Da-Da-DANGGGGGGG, Da-DANGGGGGGG, Da-DANGGGGGGG, Da-DANGGGGGGG
De-dum, de-dum, de-dum, Da-da-da (into vocals)
Is it Rock 'n' Roll
Part 2 (or 1?) by Gary Glitter?
In one! Well done.
Deleted...
...badartdog beat me to it!
Quickie
Nnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
Doom ba doom-doom BADA! (chink-chink)
Doom ba doom-doom BADA! (chink-chink)
hnyeeah-hneeeah-hnyeeah-hyuh
HHNYEEEAAH-hnnyeeaah-hnyeeah-hnyeah-huh
'Immigrant Song'...
by the Led Zeppelin.
Nope
Wrong decade
EDIT:
For reference, Immigrant Song would be:
Dun dugga-diggan da-dun duga-diggan
da-dun duga-diggan da-dun duga-diggan
da-dun duga-diggan da-dun duga-diggan
da-dun duga-diggan da-dun duga-
AAAAH-aa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AAAAH!
AAAAH-aa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AAAAH!
Throbbing
Hunga-nunga-nunga-NUNga-nunga-NUNga-NUNga-nunga
Nunga-nunga-nunga-NUNga-nunga-NUNga-NUNga-nunga
Nunga-nunga-nunga-NUNga-nunga-NUNga-Wwwweeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww............
Now that IS
Blockbuster
shurely?
Shurely shome mishtake
'taint The Sweet.
Is it...
... How Shoon Ish Now?
Yesh.
Shpot on.
And to think people bother with all that clefs and quavers stuff
At this rate are we even going to have to bother LISTENING to music any more?
Bow bow
Chik Chikka-chikaaahhhh
Yello
Oh Yeah (again, that's my answer, not a spontaneous reaction)
Great record sadly ruined by that w*nker Bueller
Nearly tried "Spirit of Radio" then
Bit long though. Instead, try this one.
Der der!
Diddle ner ner ner ner ner der der!
Diddle ner ner ner ner ner der der ner
diddle dum dit der nerrrrrr
der ner der ner diddle der ner ner ner
Diddle ner ner ner ner ner der der!
Diddle ner ner ner ner ner der der ner
diddle dum dit der nerrrrrr
der ner der ner diddle der ner ner ner
diddle dum diddle dum diddle dum diddle dummmm
diddle dum diddle der ner der der dit
der ner der ner der ner durrrrrr
der ner der ner
diddle dum diddle dum diddle dum diddle dummmm
diddle dum diddle der ner der der dit
der ner der ner der ner durrrrrr
ELP
Fanfare for the Common Man?
'Fraid not.
Clue: 80's.
Another clue
Artist is the same as one just above.
Surely not...
...This Charming Man?
Right band
wrong album
is it...
Barbarism Begins At Home?
It is!
.
No wonder I didn't get it.
They aren't 'der ders', they are 'dang dangs'!
Sheesh.
Just to be contrary...
... I'd say it's more of a "deng" - but I've not heard the remastered version yet.
One man's dang
is another man's der. Or something.
TOTP 1977
- changed my life:
dubadubadum bum bum bum bum
clang clang clang clang clang oi
duddu ba du du ba duddu ba du du ba...
Angelo...
... by Brotherhood of Man?
hear me lol
actually - i missed a bum off the end of the first line
The Jam? Can't remember the
The Jam? Can't remember the title of the song
In The City?
Jam
All Around The World
90s
Wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub
Dup Dup DAH Dup Dup
Dup Dup DAH Dup Dup
Booo- dooo -boodoo boo
Booo- dooo -boodoo boo
CLANG nang nang nangggg... nangly nang
Suede?
Introducing The Band?
Werheyyy!
Hole in one. (Or quill-in-one, perhaps)
One for Bob...
Dada-dadaa, dada-dadaa, dada-dadaa, dada-dadaaa
Dada-dadaa, dada-dadaa, dada-dadaa, dada-dadaaa
Dada-dadaa, dada-dadaa, dada-dadaa, dada-dadaaa
DANG DA DANG, DANG DA DANG, DANG DA DANG, DANG DA DANG!
Stuck Between Stations!
That's the boy!
Am I getting the hang of this ?
dun dun, der der, dun dun,der der, dun dun, der der,
der dum Der DUM,De dum,
dum dum, de dum de dum dum, Dum dum der dum dum,
de de du dum,
It's not
Speakeasy by Shed Seven, is it?
"AT THE LINK IT'S EASY"...
...foghorns Rick Witter, breaking the only remaining rule of licensing your songs to advertisers, to wit "Do not, under any circumstances, re-record the song to accommodate the name of the product advertised".
I'm fine with people selling their songs onto companies if it makes them a few quid, but changing the words? Fuckin' 'ell.
Sadly, I can't find a video of it. It's hilariously shit.
Oh Lord
I'd forgotten that. Now all I can think of is one of their other classics:
"She left me on Friiiii-daaaaaaay
and ruined my weeeeeeek-eeeeeeend..."
Saw them live once - they were pretty good, but thinking back, only had a limited range of songs. Happy days.
I think he excused himself
by claiming that he signed the contract in the pub after a few too many snakebites.
I agee with you - I was outraged at the time. But I can't help thinking if I was at the tail-end of an inevitably short indie career, I might do the same. Though obviously, with all the comeback tours, it's actually been a 20-odd year career.
Less outraged than sort of amusedly contemptuous.
I always thought Shed Seven were awful - it's just that this was such a spectacularly graceless and cack-handed move that it surprised even me.
Still, it's not as if it was Dylan butchering "Tangled Up In Blue" or anything. No-one's going to mourn "Speakeasy"!
Is it shed seven ?
Well, it certainly wasnt meant to be !
That was my take on ....
The intro to A day in the life.
How about this?
dring, dring, Dring Dring Dring DRING
Nar, na nana na, nana nar nar nana, nar nar,
ne nana nana nana nar,
Dut de durr, de durr durr durr,
Nar, na nana na, nana nar nar nana, nar nar,
ne nana nana nana nar,
Dut de durr, de durr durr durr,
Nar, na nana nana nar
De dut dut DE DAR DAR....
(ITS NOT NAS EASY AS IT LOOKS IS IT !)
How to impress the Massive
If I was to PM one of my mates and tell them that I will put forward the intro to an impossibly obscure Desperate Bicycles B-side, then the mate (or even two of them) could respond immediately with the correct answer - leaving the rest of the Massive agog.
That's the only explanation I can offer as to how someone could possibly identify some of the more obscure ones here. It can't be superior musical knowledge, no way.
Never Mind The Subtitles
If you really want to try this, switch on the subtitles and see what utter lunacy lives in the world of 888.
How about
Boom Bah Boom Boom Bah, Boom Bah Boom Boom Bah
Boom Bah Boom Boom Bah
Der Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner
(Hey!)
Wow wow wow wow wah, wow wow wow wow wah
Spinal Tap
Big Bottom
No Dobly
It's 'Pump It Up' you thick bastards!
This one is great for dancing.
Der dut, dudder dudder dudder dudder der dut,
boom boom boom,
Der dut, dudder dudder dudder dudder der dut,
boom boom boom,
Der dut, der der der der dudder der, der der dudder dudder der,
dudder dudder der, dudder dudder der,
Der der der der der der dudder der, der der dudder dudder der,
dudder dudder der, dudder dudder der,
If I'm not much mistaken...
... that is Blue Monday.
Blue Monday ?
It was supposed to be The Skatalites "Guns of Navarone"
Thats it, I am pathetic at this, no more from me!
Probably frighteningly obvious
Wooooooeeeeeeeeeoooooooo
B-bum, bu da! B-dum bu da!
Derrrnnnn,Derrrnnnn,
Derrrnnnn,Derrrnnnn,Derrrnnnn,DERNNNNN!
Doooooooo, do-dooobie dooobie doooooo
Bab baaa-daaa, baaa daaa baaa
(Boo DOOOBOOO boo, b-doo-doo)
That would be ...
Ghost town
(I did that a few posts ago, - my version was shite)
Yes - which doesn't mean mine was better
Just means GT was still on your mind. Probably the August riots.
Slightly off the wall
Wadddly-wah, waddly-wah, waddly-wap, wah-wahh
Wadddly-wah, waddly-wah, waddly-wap, wah-wahh
Weep-eeee, weep-eeee, weep-weedly-wee
Weep-weee, weep-weee, wah-wah-wah
(woof-woof)
Wadddly-wah, waddly-wah, waddly-wap,wah-wahh
Waddly-wah, WAH-WAH!
Dr Who theme
?
Nope... The 'woof woof' is significant
and really is a dog barking.
It's Rhubarb
Best. Theme. Ever.
Tick... VG
Late 70's new wave classic
Ba-dum. Ba
Pea-soup pea-soup ba
Pea-soup pea-soup ba
Ba-dum, ba-dum. Ba
Na-nana
Na-nana
Etc.