Indiana Jones/Star Wars
I had the misfortune to sit through the abomination that was the new Indiana Jones film this weekend, a genuine full-on catastrophe. Lazy, poorly written, CGI saturated drivel. Comparable in its awfulness to the Phantom Menace Star Wars prequel, the only one of them I could bear to see.
But here’s the thing. Are these new films actually any worse than the originals? It’s par for the course for people my age and above to criticize them for desecrating the originals but is that right? After all they’re not really for us age-wise, while the originals were. Can we watch them objectively?
I saw the originals at exactly the right age, 9 or ten or so, and it’s impossible for me to be objective about them. They were almost unbearably exciting then and even if they’ve inevitably lost something with the years I can’t disassociate them from that initial thrill so I still love them.
But if I’d seen the first Indiana Jones film or the first Star Wars at 36, would it have seemed as silly and awful as this latest just did to me? Are there any members of the Word massive with sprogs who’ve seen these new films at the ‘right’ age (or who saw the originals at a more advanced age than me)? What did they think – brilliant or crap? Did they become Indiana Jones/Stars Wars/whatever obsessives like so many of us surely did? Or were they just A.N.other disposable movie to keep the popcorn company and then forget?
For what it’s worth, I reckon the new ones truly are infinitely worse than the originals and Spielberg and Lucas long, long ago in a galaxy, far , etc. …. lost whatever it was they once had.
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Kids and films
It's difficult to compare then and now because up until videos became very wide spread and the films cheap to buy, watching films ay homewas rare thing. As a kid films seemed to be more important because you had to remember them. Kids nowadays see their favourite filsm tens of times where as as older types we saw it once at the flicks (maybe a few if you were well off!) and then had to wait five years plus for it comr on tv. Even when video came about people didn't buy the vids to watch at home for many years who would have spent 20 quid on a film for the kids to watch. Now dvd are £3 from tescos.
On the subject of Indie and starwars the main diffence between the 2 eras is that in the early films the characetrs are more roundly formed have better lines and actauly interact. In the latter stars wars film lucas has a perverse tendency to put together characters and then send indvidually all over the gallaxy to interact with cgi blobs.
Also most right minded people agree that stars wars was over the moment they decided to explain that the Force was just a case of the flu.
CGI
I do think the new Indiana Jones and star Wars films are much worse than the originals, mainly because they are lacking in any kind of inspiration. They had loads of money to make them and they knew they were going to be massive hits so they created soemthing absurdly overblown with no new ideas. The last Indiana Jones films is one of the worst things I have seen at the cinema, ever.
However one of the biggest controbuting factors here is the insidious overreliance on CGI. Because there are no limitations with CGI it goes to the special effects directors heads and ends up being totally ridiculous and unbeleieavble. Plus, it looks rubbish. When is Hollywood going to wake up and realise that CGI is wholly unconvincing and not at all exciting. When you're watching soemone fighting a big rubbery cartoon monster there is absolutely no sense of peril at all, it's just lazy and unconvincing. I'm pretty sure Ray Harryhausen has spent the last ten years spinning in his grave.
I agree
I caught up with I robot (the one with Will smith in) on tv the other day and apart from the tedious product placement. The fight scenes had no tension if you are fighting an army of cgi robots who cares, at no point did you feel Will was in danger, couple this with abaffling plot equals a rubbish film.
yep, agree totally
I saw that on dvd when it was released and remember thinking that in about half of the film Will Smith was the only thing actually there when that scene was shot.
Agreed
CGI (over)use is almost always lazy and overblown. I always find myself yearning for something that looks real, even if it's much less 'spectacular'. But as I said in the original post, these films aren't really meant for us. I suppose if your average ten year old wants that, they'll continue to give it to them. But do they really want it? Do they know what they're missing?
"You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
Over the weekend my younger brother and I debated my unwillingness to view the most recent addition to the Indiana Jones saga.
He expressed incredulity that, even if he purchased the film on DVD, put it in my DVD player and pressed 'play' on my behalf, it would still require Clockwork Orange-style eyelid hooks to make me watch it. We then moved on to discuss the hypothetical sums of money and assorted perks that would be necessary to make me sit through a performance of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I am a principled (read childishly stubborn) man who cannot be won over by tawdry gifts and trinkets. Furthermore I don't want my enjoyment of the original trilogy diminished by a sequel that, with the exception of the frothy hyperbole of movie poster quotes, is thought of as mediocre at best.
I sat through the mostly awful Star Wars prequels. After watching the X-ecrable X-Men III, I dug my heels in. I purposefully avoided the last Spiderman film - Peter Parker goes Emo. I’m not watching any more bad or half-baked Indiana Jones films, no matter how much I like the idea of a man who fights Nazis with a bull whip.
It ain't Nazis anymore...
It's aliens.
Ooops, have I spoilt the ending for anyone?
Star Wars always was rubbish but lets talk about Cate Blanchett
I never saw the first film at the cinema so the first one in the series I saw was the Empire Strikes Back in my late teens. I thought it was ok but Return of the Jedi was utter rubbish. When I finally saw Star Wars on video several years later I thought no better of it. As to the prequels they sounded over-hyped and, having read the reviews, I did not see them and by all accounts didn't miss much.
Now Raiders. Oddly I avoided the original as, based on the posters, I thought it was a cowboy film! (odd how under informed we were back in those days). I finally caught it several months after release and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Temple of Doom? Less said about that the better but Last Crusade was a return to some kind of form.
Now I was deeply suspicious about the Cystal Skull. I went to see it on a wet weekend and actually it wasn't that bad. It rolled along, had the usual implausible plot but any film with Cate Blanchett in it passes muster in my book. The woman is incapable of delivering a bad performance whatever the film. Would I see it again? Probably not.
Strange one this....
My 7 year old son absolutely adores the "new" Star Wars films. Loves the characters and the plot lines. He saw these before he dug out my DVD's of the originals. Given a free choice, he will sit through Attack of the Clones as his preferred SW option. I can't stand them. The wooden acting, the dreadful scripting and Jar Jar fucking Binks.
George Lucas always said that the SW films were made for kids, not adults or fanboys and guess, in my experience, the proof is in the pudding.
The Spiderman trilogy is well worth watching though....!
Same here John
My 7 year old just loves the new ones. And I actually started him with Ep 4 just like me. And the new animated stuff as well.
for kids...
One could argue that Lucas had the three prequels "written by kids" as well.
As an aside, on The Empire Strikes Back he employed Leigh Brackett, who had written screenplays for the Big Sleep, The Long Goodbye and Rio Bravo no less. Seems like he should have employed similar quality control twenty years later.
Contrastingly...on the Indiana Jones topic, I agree with Diz. It delivered the usual hokum with the usual supects. What were people expecting? Too bloody much as usual.
I was working
part time in a cinema when Indy 3 was released (the one with Sean Connery). I was in my 20s then. So, I must have seen it at least a dozen times, and it really did not get at all tiresome. It had a very funny script and terrific performances.
Now if I had to sit through Crystal Skull even twice I think I'd have resigned from that part time job. It is truly awful. The script is terrible, and makes you wonder how bad the many rejected drafts were. And contrast Sean Connery with the charisma-free zone that is Shia Le Boef (or however you spell it).
It's usually Lucas who gets blamed for these things, but having sat through the equally disappointing Munich last weekend I think Spielberg is probably as much to blame.
I loved Munich
Saw it at the cinema and was gripped. Felt like it was about 45 minutes but its actually nearer three hours.
Meat? Ooh!
Munich was a proper film. Spielberg is an utterly phenomenal director, among the greatest of the great. Before anybody objects (which they undoubtedly will), remember that Golden Age Hollywood wasn't all The Searchers, The Maltese Falcon and Some Like It Hot: Ford, Huston, Wilder and Co. all had their AIs and 1941s too.
I haven't seen ANY of...
...the Star Wars or Indiana Jones films.
The baddy in black's his dad
There you go.
I often wonder...
...what I'm missing with Star Wars but I don't think I managed to sit through any of the older films yet. I just don't 'get' sci-fi, I guess. The sequels did nothing for me either.
Indiana Jones I'm slightly more receptive to but Lord, that new film was both dumb and dull.
I don't think the new Bond film was all that hot either, if we're getting onto disappointing recent installments of franchises!
Actually...
...make that 'prequels', not sequels.
Popular myths for people of a certain age:
1. The new Star Wars films are crap. The old ones are the best films of all time.
2. All Bond films are flawless because they're Bond films.
In my view:
1. The Star Wars films are harmless fun but massively overrated, weighed down with some truly awful acting and dialogue, and are not nearly as good as you remember them to be.
2. Some Bond films are very good. Some are beyond awful. I don't think that any of them really qualify as great.
I just couldn't be bothered with the new Indiana Jones film. The old ones weren't really that good, were they?
Bah. Humbug. And it's only November.
Not as good as I remember them...
I recently acquired a complete collection of the Carry On films. Having watched them in chronological order I can report that the early black and white ones where better than I remember them; the 'classic' era ones were worse than I remember and they made a fair few 'post classic' ones that I'd never even heard of - and wish I hadn't.
My recommendations:
Sergeant
Nurse
Constable
Cabby
At Your Convenience
Matron
If you want a complete list, try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carry_On_films
The new Indiana Jones film
The new Indiana Jones film is pretty ropey, but "Last Crusade" was fun, as is the Lego Indiana Jones computer game, which I bought for my seven-year-old son but have spent rather more time than I ought, playing myself.
As for Star Wars, I'd rather read Anthony Lane's extremely entertaining demolitions of the prequels, in the New Yorker. Here's a link to one - I couldn't find the review of The Phantom Menace, but it's in "Nobody's Perfect", which is well worth ten of your English pounds.
http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2005/05/23/050523crci_cinema
His verdict on Yoda sums the whole experience for me: "Break me a fucking give".
The Star Wars prequels are not good films.
I remember lining up for The Phantom Menace on the day it was released, and when I saw the faces of those coming out of the previous screening I knew something was up.
There were a few people who had gone to the trouble of dressing up as their favourite character and I could tell they couldn't wait to get home and get that costume off.
There were a few children actually crying.
The disappointment was huge.
When I finally got in there and the famous scrolling words started I thought "yep, this is looking good".
But those famous scrolling words were talking about tax embargos and the like.
Star Wars films should not be about tax embargos.
I have never looked at my watch so many times in two hours.
The first three films are and always will be fantastic entertainment though.
The funny thing is
The kids think the second is the first and the first is the second if you understand. So now its Ep's 4, 5 and 6 are the best. Anyway my son loves the second set, that being the first to him. 1,2, and 3. Oh, I'm going to lie down again.