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In my pockets I have got...
Posted by Four Eyes on 13 May 2010 - 9:46am.
Wallet
Keys
£2.51 in shrapnel
Raspberry Ruffle Bar wrapper from a very tasty Raspberry Ruffle Bar (I wasn't near a bin when I ate it and then I forgot about it)
What have you got in your pockets, right now?
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I have....
Yesterday's shopping list for todays lunch :Beef, Red onion, tomato, beetroot, horseradish, baguette, tin foil.
Half an empty polo wrapper
Phone
Hanky
Wallet
Nailclippers
Reciept of said shopping list (with added beer and red wine that I bought 'while I was there'....
Snot rag,
and mobile phone.
Keys
coins
& a yellow post it note with a phone number on it....
I travel light
office door security pass and a hanky.
The rest is in my jacket a few steps away which contains a myriad of crap paper, letters, gig tickets, old receipts, keys, wallet, cash, business cards.
Ooohh....I lied....just found this mornings used train ticket in my trouser pocket. Sorry to have mislead you all.
I have in my pockets
Wallet
Mobile
Keys
Change
Credit card bill
Supermarket receipt
Train receipt
A hole
Launch codes
My right hand
Who needs a manbag?
Iphone, wallet, pen, keys, USB stick, moleskine notebook, propelling pencil, hanky
*EDIT* and in the spirit of Charlie Watts, a silk hanky in my top pocket
40p
Just that, two 20p coins, one dated 2000, the other 2003.
Grandpa!
Ask your kids. Ahem. I'll be off then...
On a similar note
I'd like to point out that Peppa Pig has made it into the Tags cloud. My work here is done.
Oh
has he not just gone for a lie down then?
Things that make other things go beep
My work id card (which should be round my neck)
My work door access card (makes door go beep)
Mobile phone
My Oyster Card (makes ticket barrier go beep when its empty) and Travelcard in a plastic folder containing an id photo of me originally taken in 1994. The hair! The tie!
Nothing
I currently have a bad back and have been told not to carry my wallet in my hip pocket. Change, keys wallet etc are now immediately thrown into a desk drawer when I get into work. IPhone on the desk.
In my jacket, hanging on the door, I have half a packet of polo mints and a dry cleaning ticket.
In my pockets
Wallet
Keys
Mobile
Contact Lens case
Hanky
S$1.65 in change
Wallet
ipod
Keys
€5.15
balled up receipt and
piece of dog`s chewy treat
Erm...
5 x 20p
2 x £2
1 x 50p
1 x Security pass
1 x Snotty kitchen towel
Right now
wallet
49p (1x20,5x5,2x2) in shrapnel
my phone, wallet and car keys sit on the desk in front of me.
That is all.
In my pocketsesssss.
Car Keys.
£3.00.
Shopping List.
Phone.
Fluff.
Griffin i-Trip.
You've got Alan Freeman in your pocket?
I have to say I'm impressed...
Not 'Arf!
£2.82 and a handkerchief
£2.82 and a handkerchief
Let me see...
Keys
Pen
Half a pack of Wrigley's Extra gum
Wallet
Travelcard
15 assorted kinds of plectra, mostly Dunlop Orange and Yellows
I love Charlie Watts' answer to this question, in a mag about ten years ago:
'Silk hanky in top pocket. Nothing else - it would spoil the lines of my suit'.
Holes
.
I'm not wearing trousers
as I'm in the office alone :-)
Keys ....
... to the universe.
Weighted down
1. Notebook
2. Pen that a pharmaceutical company rep gave me. It's been in the washing machine once and it still works.
3. Wallet
4. Rubber band
5. £3.80
6. iPod
7. Keys & key rings (Lego Chewbacca, Eden Project, Double headed screwdriver that I got in a cracker).
8. Headphones
Up arrow for
Chewie.
I roll with R2-D2.
Pockets.......
Work keys
Home keys
ID badge
Board markers 3
Pen
Pencil
Phone
£6 30 in shrapnel
Tissues
Bins
Banana
Bits of paper with stufff to remember - shopping,students to "catch up with later "
condom - found on teachers desk.No I don't know either
Most teachers have probably got something similar
Great thread...
keys
a Diabolik lighter
two handkerchiefs (one revolting, the other semi-revolting)
Sadly no rocket was to be found.
iPhone
iPhone
Wallet
70p in change
Keys (keyring also holds 16Gb USB stick and Starbucks card)
Three heavy plectrums.
But I'm working from home. On a teaching day, you could add board markers and about eighty biros to that list.
Let's see now
In my right pocket...nothing (pulls our lining)
In my left pocket...nothing (pulls our lining)
Just about to open My fly...
ANYONE WANT TO SEE MY ELEPHANT IMPRESSION??
No thanks, chief
My internet use is far too heavily monitored to permit shenanigans of that ilk - praise be to the Lord
Pocket contents:
iPhone
Extra chewing gum
Seven euro odd in change
Wallet containing about 100 in cash (out for beer tonight) plus bus pass, in memoriam cards, Marks & Engels receipts, usual debit and credit cards
Car keys
Two packs of Boots Ultra Balm tissues for my nose runneth over
nothing exciting
Four quid in change, wallet, blackberry,two mucus- soiled pret a manger napkins, pack of Marlboro red, lighter, whiteboard pen, pen, keys, office keys...oh, and an elephant!
Today I'm mostly carrying
....
not including phone (busy taking the picture)
click on picture for full annotation!
You've gone to a lot of trouble
for such a silly and pointless thread.
Thank you, and have an uppy.
Up arrow for
the key rings.
(See Backwards7, above. It's only fair...)
Brass and bottle
And I am going to use it.
Boom boom!
2 items at present
Excess nasal liquid removal fabric
Headphones
How can everyone fit so much into their pockets?
I only have:
Security pass for office
Two lighters
The old Bill Hicks gag...
.. I see you're a light smoker just 2 lighters a day !
One hand
Other hand variously engaged in high-fiving, cigarette flicking, giving of peace signs and other activities.
(sorry Alanis...)
I saw an episode of a prog
set in 1960s America. A family had just finished a picnic out of doors, and as the dad tossed away his beer can the mom nonchalantly shook out their picnic rug and they departed, leaving a pile of trash behind them.
My question is: did people in 1960s America really do this? If so, why? And why did they stop?
pant pockets
wallet
keys
shrapnel
two USBs
jacket pockets
fags
Zippo™
3 paper hankies, I seem to have a permanently runny neb
iTouch
mints, for those moments when I carnt have a fag
I've recently started carrying a spare pair of specs as I'm getting more and more hyperopiac by the day
Mine are full
of kryptonite.
I'm lying on the sofa in my dressing gown...
No pockets.
mine does, but then mine is no ordinary dressing gown
it's an M&S dressing gown, and it seems to have shrunk something awful in the wash as I no longer fit it, well it was bought last century ie. years before those daft ads