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In clubland

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Back in 1970 when I was 15, and the only regular entertainment available to us was the weekly Youth Club discotheque in Blackheath, my friend Dangerous Hazel got wind of something special happening in Dudley: a club, she said, a club for people like us - weirdos, prog rockers and crypto-hippies - somewhere we could get to hear stuff other than the chart-toppers and bubblegum pop that was the Youth Club's staple fare.

It took her a bit of digging but finally Hazel tracked it down. It was (and still is) called JB's and, at that point in its history, was based in the clubhouse at Dudley Town football ground. Not long after, it moved up the town to the back of a gents' outfitters near Top Church and, for the next five-or-so years, this became our musical home-from-home.

On Thursday nights there was a disco of sorts, but without the dancing. Fridays and Saturdays were band nights. In those five glorious years I must have seen hundreds of bands, most of whom I've forgotten now, but some standout gigs remain in the memory banks - Richard and Linda Thompson several times (even before they were married and Linda was still Peters), Dr Feelgood at least twice, Stan Webb's Broken Glass and Chicken Shack, legendary bluesmen Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee (yes, I now all bluesmen get called legendary, but this pair really, really were). People say the mid 70s were rubbish for music, but not from where I was sitting, they weren't.

There was memorable drinking to go with the memorable music. The beer of choice was Newcastle Brown, drunk from the bottle. One night John Woodhouse peeled the label off his bottle and gave it to me as a memento - I kept it for years, sellotaped to a peice of card in a box with all my concert tickets from Birmingham Town Hall and the stubs of two joss sticks from a Quintessence concert. At that point in my young life, though, I was not much of a beer drinker, preferring the more girly delights of port-and-lemon (10p) - the infamous post-Sonny-Terry-and-Brownie-McGhee port-and-lemon-bath-staining incident did not please The Mater one bit.

Anyway, in 1976 I headed off to university, discovered folk music, let punk pass me by, started to feel I was 'too old' for that kind of thing and lost touch with The Club (as my particular group of regulars called it). Even when I moved back to the Black Country after university, I never re-established my JB's habit.

I still miss it though.

And I did perform there once, myself, in the early 80s, as a member of Dudley and District CND's Street Theatre troupe - I think the audience was just slightly bigger than the company, but not much.

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Dangerous Hazel

I wish I had a friend called Dangerous Hazel.

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Leedsboy | 1 August 2008 - 4:16pm

I wish still had a friend

I wish still had a friend called Dangerous Hazel. Many's the fine scrape that girl got me into, and no mistake!

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TheologyJen | 1 August 2008 - 4:47pm

I think for me

that would depend on the precise way in which she was dangerous.

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nigelthebald | 1 August 2008 - 5:06pm

Dangerous in all the ways a

Dangerous in all the ways a 15-year-old could be dangerous and still be allowed to come home for tea.

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TheologyJen | 1 August 2008 - 5:13pm

So not

infectious with the plague, then. ("Think you're coming in here with them buboes, young lady?")

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nigelthebald | 1 August 2008 - 5:44pm

Oh, she was very clean -

Oh, she was very clean - just a bit "experimental" if you catch my drift.

She was also the first person in my circle to own an afghan coat - made from only-partially-cured goatskins to judge by the smell. Her mom used to make her keep it in the shed. Hazel tried to cover up the smell with patchouli oil but then it just smelt of dead-goat-and-patchouli - not good!

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TheologyJen | 1 August 2008 - 7:01pm

Hippy Alert!

Afghan coats : I think they were all like that, as were those knitted calf-length slippers with the leather soles. I'd forgotten all about this stuff, but suddenly I can smell them as if they were in the room with me now. And nothing said 'this person is trying to cover up some other smell' (only it wasn't usually dead goat) more clearly than the smell of patchouli.

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nigelthebald | 1 August 2008 - 7:58pm

Stinky things

suddenly I can smell them as if they were in the room with me now, Quick, open the windows!

Indeed, Hazel's mom did think she was trying to cover up 'some other smell' (which at that point she wasn't ...)

And I had some of those sock/slipper combinations - not quite on a par with Dangerous Hazel's coat, but not far off.

Ah,hippy days!

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TheologyJen | 1 August 2008 - 8:09pm

Electric Circus

I used to go to the Electric Circus in Manchester when it was a heavy rock venue rather than its later (more famous) period as a punk and New Wave venue. You could idiot dance to the whole of "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent. Ahhh those were the days.

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Twangothan | 1 August 2008 - 4:41pm

Ah days - you don't get 'em

Ah days - you don't get 'em like that any more.

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TheologyJen | 1 August 2008 - 4:48pm

JB's

I roadied there in about 1991. Perhaps I just got unlucky, but I remember it being a great deal more tense and aggressive than your standard indie-circuit toilet.

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Fraser Lewry | 1 August 2008 - 4:48pm

Can't speak for the 90s,but

Can't speak for the 90s,but back in the 70s it was the very antithesis of tense and agressive.

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TheologyJen | 1 August 2008 - 4:49pm

And here is the current giglist

http://www.jbsdudley.co.uk/Page%202/Page%202.htm
Mainly tributes and bands, sorry the Damned, down on their luck, and missing most original members.
I've always thought it on a par with the Robin (1 deceased, 2 still going) at Merry Hell, sorry, Hill.

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Retropath2 | 1 August 2008 - 5:41pm

Never went to the Robn Hood

Never went to the Robn Hood for music but I performed there many times in the late 80s when it was the home of Citizens' Theatre amateur dramatics group.

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TheologyJen | 1 August 2008 - 6:52pm

This is the sort of ace posting that makes this blog unique.

The Ark Roadshow in Plymouth's Lower Guildhall (it was like something Thorin might have hewed from the rock in the depths of Moria) was my equivalent, Jen, and we are of exactly the same 15 in '70 vintage.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 1 August 2008 - 6:02pm

it was like something Thorin

it was like something Thorin might have hewed from the rock in the depths of Moria Sounds fantastic!

JB's was more like, well, a shed! And it had the foulest carpet you ever did see - fortuntely it was very dark so you didn't see it very often.

And it had these brilliant tables, made from old barrels with hunks of wood on top. But the wood wasn't attached, so if you sat on the edge suddenly you could end up catapulting a ton of Newkie Brown bottles into the stratosphere.

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TheologyJen | 1 August 2008 - 7:02pm

Carpet?

Luxury.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 3 August 2008 - 12:01pm
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