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I'm sorry, I haven't a gnu...
Posted by Helena Handcart on 30 January 2011 - 5:47pm.
Songs for the zoo-keepers' ball
I Don't Like Monkeys
The Long and Winding Toad
Mole in My Shoe
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In It For The Monkey Toad To
In It For The Monkey
Toad To Joy
Hot Buttered Mole
The Pink Floyd's Zoo
Shine On You Crazy Diamond Backed Rattlesnake (Parts i-iv)
Welcome to the Passerine
Have a Long Nosed Gar
Wish You Were Deer
Shine On You Crazy Diamond Backed Rattlesnake (Parts vi-ix)
The girl from Iguana
Fix ewe
The Chick Inside
Why don't we do it in the toad
Llama looks something like you
What's so funny about geese, doves all on the landing
50 ways to leave your plover
Loves me like a cock
Tumbling mice
.
Whole Lotta Dove
Losing My Pigeon
Dog Only Knows
Papa's Got A Brand New Nag
The Tracks of My Deers
Let It Bee
The white album
does all the work for you:
Blackbird
Piggies
Rocky Raccoon
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
I will just add: Happiness is a Warm Gnu
While my giraffe gently weeps
Dear Porpoise
Savoy Turtle
Why don't we do it
in the toad
not the white album
we can work it trout
let it bee
I'm looking through ewe
I Wanna Hold Your Panda.
All You Need Is Dove.
Magical Mystery Boar.
Fleas Please Me.
Love Me Gnu.
Maxwell's Silver Hammerhead Shark.
Elk!
Don't Let Go The Stoat...
On The Trail Of The Lonesome Porcupine
Won't Get Muled Again
Koala For Cats
Manatee Fair
Whales & Bridges
Gazelle Ain't No Bad Place To Be
Ant Explain
The Penguiner Takes It All
Frog On The Tyne
Locust Pocus
The Porpoise Are Back In town
Oh, Loris
Seal Meet Again
Another Brick In The Walrus
Talking Aardvark Blues
Przewalski's Wild Horses
Llama Believer
Natterjack Flash
A Hard Deindeer's Gonna Fall
This Eland Is Your Eland
Buffalo, Is It Me You're Looking For?
Bison For The Moon
Upstairs At Oryx
Read 'Em And Sheep
That Petrel Emotion
Pelican You Spare A Dime?
Got My Avocet On You
The Owl Triangle
Hoopoes Where The Time Goes?
Tortoise In The Attic
hey, Boa Diddly
The Joshua Tree Frog
Whispering Grass Snake
Gecko Beach
Coelacanth Buy Me Love
Salmon Chanted Evening
Fleas Release Me
Wallaby Startin' Something
...I'll stop there. And yes, I'm procrastinating doing something much more important...
Wherever
I Leave My Rat (That's My Home)
Top work Sheev.
'Ave an up.
I'm waiting for my manatee
White lion white heat
Sister stingray
Ram Ram Ram
I'll be your mynah
Lovely Anteater Meter Maid
Aardvark Habit To Break
What's New Duck-Billed Platypussy Cat?
Is this the way
to Armadillo?
It's my Okapi
And I'll cry if I want to.
Back to Life
Bacteria - ality
Steppenwolf
Born to be Wildebeest.
Sturgeon to sturgeon
The man who sold the whale
Hippos
and
G(low) Worm
Badger
Gila Monsters and Spider Crabs
Nits Dance
also
Monkey Dory
The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Starfish
Ocelot Beginners
Soundtrack to Crustacean F
and the one he did with Iggy, Lust For Lice
Oooh...
Manatee For One
Kashmeerkat
Mole Lotta Love
Rats Off To Harper
Gallows Vole
Hey Hey What Can I Gnu
Trout on the Tiles
Michael Jackson's
Bee Tit.
Bee Tit
Wasn't that what Madge had in her famous cone bra ?
The Boy Looked At Johnny Morris
A Punky Menagerie:
The Damned - Gnat Gnat Gnat
The Jam - Gnus Of The World
and because punky animals don't like no zoos:
X Ray Spex: Oh Bondage, Up Yours!
That'd be...
...Manta Ray Spex you're thinking of, wouldn't it ST?
Glam ...
Mama, We're All Crayfish Now
Your Llama Won't Like Me
The Seacows That You Keep (Ignoring the obvious Tiger and Cat songs)
Earwig Wam Bam (Ignoring the obvious Fox song)
Living Next Door To A Louse
Sugar Bushbaby Love
Rhinowing me
Rhinowing you
Bunny Bunny Bunny
Mammoth Mia
Fernandodo
Chickentita
Waterbuffaloo
Live from Zoo Station:
Pride (In the mane of love)
Billy Preston & Syreeta
With You I'm Prawn Again
When an old cricket leaves the crease
by Coy Harper
Koi Carper?
Thanks, Sheev
I stand corrected - I've always been a bit carp at spelling.
No probs
could have been a demure, slightly shy fish
The Creatures
Anything by them.
Like a Sturgeon, Madonna
Bad Koi Boogie, AC/DC
Baboon River, Frank Sinatra
Cortez the Killer Whale, Neil Young
Lovely West Side Story tune that begins
There's a plaice for us...
Stone Roses comeback tune
Tench Story Love Song
Iguana Bee Adored
Elizabeth, My Deer
and
Fool's Goldfish,
Waterfowl
Eurhytmics hit
Prawn In My Side
stick another one on the barbie
someone's favourite album: The Hissing of Summer Prawns
oh yes
and let's not forget Edith and the Kingfisher
Darn right...
It's followed by Don't Interrupt the Sparrow
Kasabian's
Chub Foot
Anything by....
the first ladies of American jazz'n'blues: Elephant Gerald and Sister Rosetta Carp...
Or
Ella Fishgerald or Ella Finchgerald?
Sophie Ellis Baxter
Murder on the Dace Floor
Neil Young
After the Goldfish
The Beetle and the Damage Done
Harvest Moose
Southern Manatee
Cow in the Sand
Lionel Richie
Say Gnu, Say Flea
Cross species
Llama Llama Ling Dong
or
Llama Llama Dugong
My, hi
Piggy Zoo, hoo hoo
Weird Scenes
Inside The Goldfish
Grouse Of Fun.
Whales Of Brave Ulysses.
Mouse Of The Rising Sun.
Dingo Inferno.
Lion Eyes.
Dace Oddity.
Raccoon Is Now.
Walker Brothers
No Egrets
Argent - Hold Your Hen Up
Cat Stevens - Geese Train
Some more
Missy Elliot - Get Ur Frog On
Dead Kennedys - Too Skunk To Fuck
Grandaddy - Mynah Bird At The Dial-A-View
Woody Guthrie - This Eland is Your Eland
Wham - Young Guns (Gopher It!)
The Specials - International Marmoset
I just lost it at 'Argent - Hold Your Hen Up'
Brilliant!
mee too
beer monitor interface!
No Egrets
is the one that cracked me up. All I can offer is Calling Cormorants Of Interplanetary Craft
She's too good at this, our Helena
Geese Train was the one that made me laugh
A few to ponder...
Brown Gorilla In The Ring
American Magpie
It's Only Cock & Bull (But I Like It)
Country Toads (Take Me Home)
That'll Be The Dray
Something fishy here
Dark of the Manatee by Franz Ferdinand
Oh my Cod by The Kaiser Cheeps
Prawn to Run by Bruce Springboksteen
Hake on me by Aha
Rockstarfish by Stickleback
The Koi's are Back In Town by Thin Lizzy
Throw Down The Swordfish by Wishbone Ash
Dace by The Kinks
Prawn Free
Menagerie & The Pacemakers
In My Swine Of Dying - Led Zeppelin
Roll Dog Bones - Rush
Songs In Donkey Of Life - Stevie Wonder
Cat Of Many Colours - Dolly Parton
It's Only Duck 'n' Foal (But I Like It) - The Rolling Stones
Free Fowling - Tom Petty
Bob Dylan
With Cod on Our Side
50 ft Queenie Scallop
PJ Harvey
also Wandering Starfish, Portishead