Kenny Rogers

Ronnie Wood, and Brian May

(shamelessly nicked from the Rocking Vicar back in the day..)

helen Reddy

Walt Disney

Mavis Staples while LeAnn Rimes but Sergio Mendes(?)

Nick Cave but Julian Cope?

David Hep worth?

Lou Reed?

Immanuel Kant

Oh no!

...you make a movie of this can Ringo Starr?

is a Gram, Parsons?

Sorry, Brian Cant...

please, can we let Martin Fry

You know we always let Sam Cooke!

as George Burns.

Dan Gillespie-Sells

Natalie Merchant.

(I know)

if roger waters

you let Graham Garden (hey, the Funky Gibbon was a smash hit!)

lost her earings 'cos she thought Ryan Adam(s)

for Tom Petty

Because Max Factor...

on a good catch when Fish rises

just keepin' it Prog

but Edward Woodwood would, wouldn't he

Will Steve Hackett?

Steve? Howe.

Maybe Kenny Loggins for you (OK, doesn't quite work, but close)

Rick wake, man?

... and is Tom Petty still?

...or can you be prosecuted if you Nick Drake?

Tracey's a Thorne in the side.

...a.k.a. The Eric Burdon

In old showbiz circles the aforementioned Edward Woodward is affectionately known as "fart in the bath". The noise emanating from one's breaking wind in such an environment apparently sounds EXACTLY the same as the great man's name. And there we have it.

...that John Lydon?

... when she saw Robert Plant? (That's enough, I'm off for now)

(without his NHS specs)

... which turned Merle Haggard.

Bill. Why,man?

Ben Folds paper, Lynne Faulds-Wood.

And does Joan Bakewell?

...would Tony Blackburn? Would there be widespread rejoicing or would Johnny Marr the occasion in some way?

...or does Richard Stilgoe?

But where has Dave Gahan?

Captain Sensible would step in and stop all this Johnny Rotten and Ari Up in the air behaviour.
But Don Letts us get away with it.

Willy Russell?

make Les Paul

will Sidney Pinchback?

for the right one to add

Ma,donna
he said richard, Keyes
I said John, locke the door.

Did you see the Roots Manuva?

Jeremy Irons, Derek Fowlds, while Holly Aird

Andrew Sachs for this.

Did Stevie Wonder was Marvin Gaye?

is a Dick

Is Larry Mullen it over?

But now Terry Chimes

Van Dyke Parks like he's abandoned his car

Richard Thomp...son?

and if so did he feel the urge to Cher himself with many ladies?

...a fully trained Sexsmith?

If so, those sharp needles could make Iggy Pop.

...Last ?

No-ah, you can't...

Seaman?

.... and if so will Chuck Berry him? Will Jimmy Nail the lid on the coffin? I daresay Mary Wells up with tears at the service. Might Joss Stone be laid on the grave? Ron Wood, I know that much.

Phwaaaaat exactly is Van Morris...on?

I`ll just P Diddy!!

Gen is making the P'Orridge