Steely Dan (would be big with the ladies)

Supertramp (go on, I dare you...)

please - about time we had a female cover star.

Otherwise: Madness, Julian Cope, Seasick Steve (the beard you see), Wilco would do for me.

has a lovely beard

Had a beard recently. I'm sure Suzannah Hoffs would bring greater joy, though.

Midlake. Got to have Midlake. Very beardy on the new album cover.

Penelope Cruise and Nicole Kidman. They're both in Nine, out soon. No beards but they've both acted as one for Tom Cruise.