I just received this press release:

Nick Frost talks to this week's Nuts Magazine about;
Sideburns
His first screen kiss
Chris Moyles and
Snogging Amy Winehouse

PLEASE CREDIT NUTS, ON SALE TOMORROW, WITH ANY QUOTES USED

So, what was it like to grow sideburns?
The same as any hair, really. It’s not like I lay there and hear it growing at night.

If you were to play a current Radio 1 DJ, which DJ do you look most like?
You’re obviously angling for Chris Moyles, so I’ll say Edith Bowman. It’d be a great piece of casting for me to play a young Edith.

In the movie, you snog Gemma Arterton. Did you clean your teeth beforehand?
Gemma was my first screen kiss, so I made sure I had Tic Tacs on hand and brushed two or three times before, yeah.

If you have to snog Amy Winehouse in your next film, will you insist she has a bath beforehand?
I’d like to think that Amy is a proper gent and would do that without being asked.

I know the golden rule is know your market, but what sort of questions are these? The first one is so lame it's unbelievable. Nick Frost clearly finds them tiresome, batting them away like they're a swarm of irritating flies.

If I were the editor of Nuts I'd be embarrassed to have this out there. Is this the standard of questions being asked by the writers? It's just not trying hard enough is it. Or is it trying too hard?