If there are only thirteen dirty words, how come this book is so big? New podcast with Mr Slang, Jonathon Green.
Jonathon Green was a witness to alternative London in the late 60s and has written a terrific book about it. However his life's work is the massive Chambers Slang Dictionary. This week in the pod he explains why there are only thirteen dirty words in the English language, why most slang is invented by blokes, how "jazz" and "funk" made the journey from bodily secretion and body odour to artistic terminology and what Mark Ellen's "lady petrol" needs to do to get in his next volume. If you think you might be offended by any of the language used here, please don't listen.
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Numerically Ascending Artists
OK, I'll start: KRS-One
Also: in the early 90s there was a dance act called Ira Levi.
And I'll follow
2 Unlimited.
Next
The Big Three
sorry
I just heard the Big Three mentioned already on the podcast, how about Alabama 3?
Then
4 Hero
How about...
The Funky Four (Plus 1)?
Español
....Suzi Quatro ...that´s 4 in Audi
And
The Five Blazers
and
jazzy vocalists Take Six (sha-bop-a-wee-doo)
Electric Six too
("Gay Bar", with its excellent video)
Shed Seven
And how about this for 8?
Nine
Below Zero... and Inch Nails.
Ten
Benson
Captain and Ten Eels?
Ozric Ten-tacles
?
We seem to have missed the obvious...
10cc.
Surely we're not stalled yet?
Eleventh Dream Day
Or, probably more fun
Brilliant!
First 45 I ever bought, but I've never seen this.
Thanks, Richard.
And then there's...
The Dirty Dozen Brass Band
Thirteen Senses
Fourteen Iced Bears
thirteenth floor elevators
and 14 Iced Bears! Ha.
ah just found it on a punk compilation CD
knew i'd seen it somewhere
Fifteen
The Andantes
are all over the Supremes records too, in fact all the Motown girl groups (Vandellas, Marvelettes, Velvettes) . They’re on lots of Temptations songs and you can hear their contribution to “I Heard It Through The Grapevine” on a youtube clip that’s a mix with just the music and b/vs. (Its embed disabled but search for The Andantes I Heard It Through The Grapevine Remix Tribut).
Crikey
"Estimates of the number of records The Andantes appear on vary wildly, up to and including twenty thousand."
From http://www.bankhousebooks.com/books_motown_from_the_bankground.htm
Description of ugly people
Following on from the "bulldog chewing a wasp" etc the best phrase I have ever heard for someone who looks pissed off/ugly/annoyed is........"He has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"
there are many more profanities than 13
Hi, I'm J****y Cash
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7688705.stm
The Sixteen
Choral group, have made loads of CDs by themselves, and with Harry Christophers.
...Seventeen Evergreen
(newish, Grandaddyish combo).
Heaven 17
Heaven 17
Heaven 17
especially the P*******e & Pavement album
Whatever happened to...
Eighteen Wheeler?
And...
The Drop Nineteens?
Aim High
Contact me again when we reach 10,000 maniacs!
Matchbox 20!
Americans like them. Keep going!
21st Century Schizoid Band
only know the name but think they are some kind of King Crimson offshoot or a KC tribute band
if not them then the now-legally-not-called '21st Century Doors'
Pedantic ol' me
It strikes me that Jonathon Green appreciates the specific things in life, so can I just point out that I don't think he heard someone shout 'Judas' at Bob Dylan in 1965? It's not that it was in Manchester, it's that it was in 1966. As you were.
22:22
Swedish "electronica" band apparently
http://www.myspace.com/twentytwo22
and 23 Skiddoo of course in a Jonathan Green slang / jazz reference.
That was very funny...
David & Matt were like two schoolkids giggling away at the naughty words being said by a "cool" teacher.
Fantastic.
This was te best podcast for ages.
The East 24 Band
It's A Funky Groovy Country-Rock Party Band Kinda Thang!
http://theeast24band.com/
Quarter century coming up
Section 25.
Jesus, they were dreadful.
This could (should) have been two separate
podcasts. don't quite understand why Mr green wasn't afforded a backstage pass (). Still, fantastic either way. Will be buying my old man this fascinating sounding book for xmas...then borrowing it of course!
26
Not sure why you'd call your band 26 but hey.
http://www.26theband.com/
"this up-and-coming Brisbane band is in the same league as the critically acclaimed Coldplay and indie favorite Elbow"
according to Brisbane’s The Courier-Mail no less.
27 have transcended almost all convenient musical reference
and now comfortably occupy a melodic stratosphere of their own” - apparently
http://www.27.vg/news.htm
Jazz and Nina Simone
Funnily enough, just heard the presenters of an excellent podcast on Nina Simone:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00f4py9
say that she didn't like her music called Jazz precisely because it was pejorative in her mind.
Melbourne Punk/Metal/Hip Hop Band - 28 Days
Room in that genre for a kitchen sink?
http://www.myspace.com/28days
Ashes to ashes/Funk to funky
Doesn't sound so silly somehow knowing the term funk comes from the earth and a bad smell. Not sure if Bowie had that in mind but now I can enjoy that song (which I love) even more, as I can justify that lyric to myself. In such small ways (and many others) can a Word podcast enhance a person's life. Was good stuff this week.
Mig 29
an italian techno dance band
and the 10:30 band "FOR THE BEST IN BEACH, SOUL, AND ROCK & ROLL"
Five Thirty
or perhaps we'd better leave them til we get to 35 ?
(mid 90s sideburnedmodprebritpopsters )
quatro
The Four of Us
For 33
We could have The Dirty Three - well it's close.
Gang of Four
The Twenty Flight Rockers
The Harry Stoneham Five
Show some decorum, please people!
Let's do this in order, huh? After all, what is counting except putting things in order?
If you've got a lower number than the one we're already at, feel free to go back and add it as a reply to whoever first posted that number.
If you've got a number higher than the one we're at, then hold your fire soldier, and hope that we'll make it.
Thanks,
Matt 'Martinet' Hall.
Right lets get this thing back on track
30 Odd Foot Of Grunts
Thirty One Knots
Thirty Two Frames
Thirty Three. Three
Back to you lot.
Sorry Mr Hall
UB40
Sum 41
Level 42
good call
but what happened to 34,35 etc...
They're here
34 Below
35 Days in May
36 Crazyfists
37 Gods
38 Special
39 Steps
And now we're back on track. Anyone for 43?
Unit 43
44 Magnum
1980's Japanese metallers
and Billy Joe and the Dusty 45's
46 Acorns
"they're a bunch of nuts" from Pensyllvania.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
And filling in the missing 45 is...
...Stars On 45
(ducks)
Paul, that's genius.
Retarded, twisted genius, but genius nontheless.
Next
Black 47 (they're not - http://flickr.com/photos/black47)
Familiar 48 (they're not - to me anyway)
BR5-49 (they're great - http://www.br549.com/)
Half a dollar
50 Cent
Can someone let me know when we've done 807
cos I primed and ready to go....
The Area 51 band.
No dude, they really do exist, honest, I saw this thing on the internet about it
http://thearea51band.com
and the B-52's!
52 card pickup
A late 50s skiffle group from Barnsley.
53 Bells
It's a song by Trevor Tchir - waddya mean you've never heard of 'the Tchir'
http://cdbaby.com/cd/tchir3
Actually me neither
I've just realised it's band names only - whoops!
How about Five and The Three Degrees?
53 and a 3rd
Ramones song,scottish indie pop label from mid 80s. Surely a band too ?
perhaps we're stuck with this er
Showa 53
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
54-40
The 2nd best James K Polk reference in pop!
The best being...
...by They Might Be Giants?
can't imagine there is a third one
unless *turns to camera with Rantzen big teeth in* you know better...
Ol 55
Aussie revivalists.
56 Special
Until around a year ago I was in a band called 56 Special - a real live band that did about 8 gigs. There's a myspace site n'everything
Hot Rod 55
with influences from Jerry Lee Lewis and Eddie Cochrane to Brian Setzer and the Stray Cats, this powerhouse four piece whip up a storm with their dynamite delivery of some of the greatest rock and roll and rockabilly songs ever to grace the planet!
and on a similar rockabilly tip
Chevy 57
Or, obliquely,
Heinz
Nice, he was a great character
in the Joe Meek biopic I saw at the weekend. 'Telstar', much recommend it when it gets released - warning: contains Ralf Little as Chas Hodges
Presumably...
...you've had the B 52s?
Only
2 of them! Fnarr! Fnarr!
Just a few
'58' - a Motley Crue side project *shudders*
'Starflyer 59' - Californian indie rockers
and the quite appropriate 'Zero to Sixty'
Here's another good one...
... the Dylan tribute band
HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED
http://www.highway61revisited.com/
'Sixty Two'
they're 'reviving hip hop' y'all
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
Tree63
are rocking for Jesus
http://www.myspace.com/tree63
Commodore 64
was one of the pioneers of the hip hop music sub-genre known as geeksta rap or nerdcore. Formed by four members of a math club and breakdancing troupe in 1982 at a concert in New Jersey, Commodore 64 was the first group to release a single produced entirely using an Apple Macintosh computer, "Horton Hears A Ho" in 1999
You couldn't make it up etc
Buck 65
Sergio Mendes & Brasil 66
67 Special
http://www.myspace.com/67special
Good set of friends
Sixty Eight Seasons
loved by the laydeez by the looks of it
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
The Ukraine's 'Sweet Sixty Nine'
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
Industrial electronics, noise elements, distorted guitars combined with danceable beats, deep male vox, and great female back vocals make unique sonic creation.
And obviously
Fela Kuti and Africa '70
SR-71
utterly dull US alt rockers
Agree with some earlier posters...
One of the most entertaining podcasts I've listened to in eons - and that includes most of The Word ones.
Kudos to Mr Green for keeping going all the while Messrs Hall and Hepworth sniggered their way through the whole thing!
Nah - Mr Hall's
"No pun intended" was the best bit.
Against 72
hybrid-metal band.
'The band name is derived from a combination of spiritual beliefs and numerical fact.'
Huh?
72 Hour Hold
They have a MySpace page.....how unusual.
Oh....and JJ72
.
Prefuse 73
A band from New York. God bless you, Google.
Obscure is an understatement but can I offer
Tungsten 74
They have their own website so there.
Next up we have:
Sweet 75
Post Nirvana group formed by Krist Novoselic.
The perfectly named for our purposes here..
The76
http://www.myspace.com/theseventysix
And I listened to the song automatically played on their website all the way through which is always a good sign.
Unkle77
No, me neither.
78 Saab
Reasonably successful Aussie group.
There is a band called
Death From Above 1979.
I will continue with:
Tahiti 80 who are quite wonderful.
Spizz
Athletico Spizz 80 - how could we forget?
Sorry, I have become obsessed with this.
There was a nu-metal band who disbanded in 2003 called:
Fastway 81
Is Blink 182 taking the piss a little?
Crew 82
look Piers Morgan thinks they are wicked
Exit 83
a band so cool they don't need more than 1 page on their website
Surely...
Surely M83? They were on a Word cd and all.
Oi! Ain't Dead
Oh no. Condemned 84 are still banging away.
http://www.condemned84.com/
They look a nice bunch of chaps
With such a striking sense of graphical imagery.
Apparently
No one likes them and they don't care. Art for arts sake I reckon. You just wouldn't want to wear one of those hoodies would you - possibly the worst band mechandise ever (feel a new thread coming on...).
D Eighty Five
is rapping for God. Who says its all about the bling n booty eh?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
Just simply ''86'
aka 86 (the band)........in their own offbeat way, seem bent on reinventing the Modern Lovers and Velvet Underground.
Also... Miracle of 86
You'll find them supporting the amusingly named 'Sorry About Dresden'.
Is the foxy chick
wrapped in the Stars N Stripes meant to be some kind of war reperation?
Junction 87
get down to Buffalo Bar and Grill in Payson where they perform primarily old Country and Western standards and '50's Rock and Roll with some of the most frequently requested "Hoe-down" numbers that have become so popular today
http://www.junction87.com/new_coverJCT87%20Varit.jpg
isn't that the guy who plays Freddie Krueger on the left?
Rocket 88
Band formed by the late Ian Stewart and Bob Hall in honour of the original rock and roll song. Or have you already done this?
Are we allowing 1989?
Aussie rockers. 'Unreconstructed' sums 'em up.
http://www.1989.com.au/
Strontium 90
Lost a member (Mike Howlett, ex-Gong) and became The Police
Yeah I think 1989 is ok
as is The 1990's - Scots indie rockers if ever I saw em!
There's a lot of Christians up this end of the table...
Psalm 91
Highway 92
http://estradacommunications.net/
Current 93
http://thisislike.com/current-93-band/similar
i-94
http://www.i94music.com/
Psalm 95
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=396...
Ensemble 96
A Norwegian chamber choir, named after the year they were formed (1996, not AD 96, sadly).
http://www.ensemble96.no/
Ton Up
Old 97's
98 Degrees
T-99
Haircut One Hundred
Yay!
So I'm the one who gets the 101'ers?
Keys to your heart indeed!
Bless you Joe!
Well done people!
If this were cricket, Lee would have raised his bat to salute the crowd, tipped his brim to the applauding team-mates on the pavilion balcony and turned to face the next ball.
There were a few dropped catches, some very contentious decisions from the umpire, and a sticky section where we got bogged down in the middle, but that's one of the finest centuries I've ever seen carved out.
Surely we can't continue consecutively past 101?
A Gooch like 333 is surely not beyond us
X-102
Detroit techno supergroup, featuring Mad Mike Banks, Jeff Mills and Robert Hood, apparently.
Zuco 103
A Dutch-Brazilian fusion band short-listed for a R3 World Music Award in 2004:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/world/awards2004/profile_zuco103.shtml
Element 104
According to the Derby Evening Telegraph, "It's heavy but also melodic - and music that demands to be played loud."
Exit 105 Band
"Back in 1991 Jack and Jim Randolph started the Boot Heel Swing Band. They played top dance music, like Western Swing, Old Country, New Country and some Old Rock. In 1998 Jack and Jim changed the name to Exit 105 Band, and it was greatly received by all. Tennessee was great to them. Some of the best musicians in the country are there, but then they moved to Florida in 2001 to bring that great dance music to the folks of North West Florida. Deciding to take a break in the winter of 2003, for a much needed rest. Exit 105 Band is back on stage, so come out when you can and hear the hot new mix."
Well, who'd have thought it!
Vleutenseweg 106
can we perhaps give a warm Word welcome to Vleutenseweg 106, named after their student house in Holland ...
"Dutch studenthouse begins band. Here an first glimps of their talent. On the keyboard Hilde K, on the violin Oscar, girl-guitar Hilde de L and boy-guitar Jan-Willem"