If there are only thirteen dirty words, how come this book is so big? New podcast with Mr Slang, Jonathon Green.

Image Jonathon Green was a witness to alternative London in the late 60s and has written a terrific book about it. However his life's work is the massive Chambers Slang Dictionary. This week in the pod he explains why there are only thirteen dirty words in the English language, why most slang is invented by blokes, how "jazz" and "funk" made the journey from bodily secretion and body odour to artistic terminology and what Mark Ellen's "lady petrol" needs to do to get in his next volume. If you think you might be offended by any of the language used here, please don't listen.

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Numerically Ascending Artists

OK, I'll start: KRS-One

Also: in the early 90s there was a dance act called Ira Levi.

Fraser Lewry | 24 October 2008 - 8:32am

And I'll follow

2 Unlimited.

David Hepworth | 24 October 2008 - 9:12am

Next

The Big Three

Pat Carty | 24 October 2008 - 9:31am

sorry

I just heard the Big Three mentioned already on the podcast, how about Alabama 3?

Pat Carty | 24 October 2008 - 10:03am

Then

4 Hero

DogFacedBoy | 24 October 2008 - 10:58am

How about...

The Funky Four (Plus 1)?

Producer Matt | 24 October 2008 - 10:59am

Español

....Suzi Quatro ...that´s 4 in Audi

On The Fence | 27 October 2008 - 2:49pm

And

The Five Blazers

Pat Carty | 24 October 2008 - 11:12am

and

jazzy vocalists Take Six (sha-bop-a-wee-doo)

DogFacedBoy | 24 October 2008 - 11:44am

Electric Six too

("Gay Bar", with its excellent video)

douglas_green | 26 October 2008 - 12:34pm

Shed Seven

Lee Rimmer | 24 October 2008 - 11:55am
Lee Rimmer | 24 October 2008 - 12:00pm

Nine

Below Zero... and Inch Nails.

Archie Valparaiso | 24 October 2008 - 12:09pm

Ten

Benson

DogFacedBoy | 24 October 2008 - 12:09pm

Captain and Ten Eels?

Archie Valparaiso | 24 October 2008 - 12:10pm

Ozric Ten-tacles

?

DogFacedBoy | 24 October 2008 - 12:21pm
Paul Waring | 26 October 2008 - 6:41pm

Surely we're not stalled yet?

Eleventh Dream Day

Fraser Lewry | 24 October 2008 - 1:10pm

Or, probably more fun


Richard Lowe | 25 October 2008 - 11:12am

Brilliant!

First 45 I ever bought, but I've never seen this.

Thanks, Richard.

Gavin Adam | 26 October 2008 - 5:14pm

And then there's...

The Dirty Dozen Brass Band

Producer Matt | 24 October 2008 - 1:17pm

Thirteen Senses

Lee Rimmer | 24 October 2008 - 1:21pm

Fourteen Iced Bears

Lee Rimmer | 24 October 2008 - 1:24pm

thirteenth floor elevators

and 14 Iced Bears! Ha.

ChaileyJem | 24 October 2008 - 1:27pm

ah just found it on a punk compilation CD

knew i'd seen it somewhere

Fifteen

DogFacedBoy | 24 October 2008 - 3:39pm

The Andantes

are all over the Supremes records too, in fact all the Motown girl groups (Vandellas, Marvelettes, Velvettes) . They’re on lots of Temptations songs and you can hear their contribution to “I Heard It Through The Grapevine” on a youtube clip that’s a mix with just the music and b/vs. (Its embed disabled but search for The Andantes I Heard It Through The Grapevine Remix Tribut).

Richard Lowe | 24 October 2008 - 4:47pm

Crikey

"Estimates of the number of records The Andantes appear on vary wildly, up to and including twenty thousand."

From http://www.bankhousebooks.com/books_motown_from_the_bankground.htm

Fraser Lewry | 24 October 2008 - 6:35pm

Description of ugly people

Following on from the "bulldog chewing a wasp" etc the best phrase I have ever heard for someone who looks pissed off/ugly/annoyed is........"He has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

UNCLEWHEATY | 24 October 2008 - 5:37pm
Martin Langkjaer | 24 October 2008 - 6:12pm

The Sixteen

Choral group, have made loads of CDs by themselves, and with Harry Christophers.

Paul Vincent | 24 October 2008 - 6:20pm

...Seventeen Evergreen

(newish, Grandaddyish combo).

Paul Vincent | 24 October 2008 - 6:22pm

Heaven 17

Heaven 17

Martin Langkjaer | 24 October 2008 - 6:23pm

Heaven 17

especially the P*******e & Pavement album

Martin Langkjaer | 24 October 2008 - 6:24pm

Whatever happened to...

Eighteen Wheeler?

Fraser Lewry | 24 October 2008 - 6:27pm

And...

The Drop Nineteens?

Fraser Lewry | 24 October 2008 - 6:28pm

Aim High

Contact me again when we reach 10,000 maniacs!

UNCLEWHEATY | 24 October 2008 - 6:31pm

Matchbox 20!

Americans like them. Keep going!

Graham Johns | 24 October 2008 - 7:34pm

21st Century Schizoid Band

only know the name but think they are some kind of King Crimson offshoot or a KC tribute band

if not them then the now-legally-not-called '21st Century Doors'

DogFacedBoy | 24 October 2008 - 7:39pm

Pedantic ol' me

It strikes me that Jonathon Green appreciates the specific things in life, so can I just point out that I don't think he heard someone shout 'Judas' at Bob Dylan in 1965? It's not that it was in Manchester, it's that it was in 1966. As you were.

Lucas Hare | 25 October 2008 - 6:43am

22:22

Swedish "electronica" band apparently
http://www.myspace.com/twentytwo22

and 23 Skiddoo of course in a Jonathan Green slang / jazz reference.

ChaileyJem | 25 October 2008 - 8:07am

That was very funny...

David & Matt were like two schoolkids giggling away at the naughty words being said by a "cool" teacher.

Nicodemus | 25 October 2008 - 10:55am

Fantastic.

This was te best podcast for ages.

marmiteboy | 25 October 2008 - 11:55am

The East 24 Band

It's A Funky Groovy Country-Rock Party Band Kinda Thang!

http://theeast24band.com/

DogFacedBoy | 25 October 2008 - 1:47pm

Quarter century coming up

Section 25.

Jesus, they were dreadful.

Producer Matt | 25 October 2008 - 2:46pm

This could (should) have been two separate

podcasts. don't quite understand why Mr green wasn't afforded a backstage pass (
). Still, fantastic either way. Will be buying my old man this fascinating sounding book for xmas...then borrowing it of course!

dannyboy3000 | 25 October 2008 - 10:56pm

26

Not sure why you'd call your band 26 but hey.
http://www.26theband.com/
"this up-and-coming Brisbane band is in the same league as the critically acclaimed Coldplay and indie favorite Elbow"
according to Brisbane’s The Courier-Mail no less.

ChaileyJem | 26 October 2008 - 10:54am

27 have transcended almost all convenient musical reference

and now comfortably occupy a melodic stratosphere of their own” - apparently

http://www.27.vg/news.htm

DogFacedBoy | 26 October 2008 - 12:42pm

Jazz and Nina Simone

Funnily enough, just heard the presenters of an excellent podcast on Nina Simone:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00f4py9
say that she didn't like her music called Jazz precisely because it was pejorative in her mind.

NickW | 26 October 2008 - 5:11pm

Melbourne Punk/Metal/Hip Hop Band - 28 Days

Room in that genre for a kitchen sink?

http://www.myspace.com/28days

Lee Rimmer | 26 October 2008 - 6:22pm

Ashes to ashes/Funk to funky

Doesn't sound so silly somehow knowing the term funk comes from the earth and a bad smell. Not sure if Bowie had that in mind but now I can enjoy that song (which I love) even more, as I can justify that lyric to myself. In such small ways (and many others) can a Word podcast enhance a person's life. Was good stuff this week.

Sven | 26 October 2008 - 8:29pm

Mig 29

an italian techno dance band

and the 10:30 band "FOR THE BEST IN BEACH, SOUL, AND ROCK & ROLL"

DogFacedBoy | 27 October 2008 - 1:39am

Five Thirty

or perhaps we'd better leave them til we get to 35 ?
(mid 90s sideburnedmodprebritpopsters )

ChaileyJem | 27 October 2008 - 7:22am

quatro

The Four of Us

On The Fence | 27 October 2008 - 9:11am

For 33

We could have The Dirty Three - well it's close.

Sven | 27 October 2008 - 10:31am

Gang of Four

The Twenty Flight Rockers
The Harry Stoneham Five

Andy Barrons | 27 October 2008 - 1:56pm

Show some decorum, please people!

Let's do this in order, huh? After all, what is counting except putting things in order?

If you've got a lower number than the one we're already at, feel free to go back and add it as a reply to whoever first posted that number.

If you've got a number higher than the one we're at, then hold your fire soldier, and hope that we'll make it.

Thanks,

Matt 'Martinet' Hall.

Producer Matt | 27 October 2008 - 2:22pm

Right lets get this thing back on track

30 Odd Foot Of Grunts
Thirty One Knots
Thirty Two Frames
Thirty Three. Three

Back to you lot.

Lee Rimmer | 27 October 2008 - 2:30pm

Sorry Mr Hall

UB40
Sum 41
Level 42

On The Fence | 27 October 2008 - 2:44pm

good call

but what happened to 34,35 etc...

ChaileyJem | 27 October 2008 - 2:59pm

They're here

34 Below
35 Days in May
36 Crazyfists
37 Gods
38 Special
39 Steps

And now we're back on track. Anyone for 43?

Fraser Lewry | 27 October 2008 - 3:10pm

Unit 43

Lee Rimmer | 27 October 2008 - 3:14pm

44 Magnum

1980's Japanese metallers

and Billy Joe and the Dusty 45's

DogFacedBoy | 27 October 2008 - 3:39pm

46 Acorns

ChaileyJem | 27 October 2008 - 4:05pm

And filling in the missing 45 is...

...Stars On 45

(ducks)

Paul Vincent | 27 October 2008 - 6:54pm

Paul, that's genius.

Retarded, twisted genius, but genius nontheless.

Producer Matt | 27 October 2008 - 8:40pm

Next

Black 47 (they're not - http://flickr.com/photos/black47)
Familiar 48 (they're not - to me anyway)
BR5-49 (they're great - http://www.br549.com/)

Lee Rimmer | 27 October 2008 - 8:50pm

Half a dollar

50 Cent

Fraser Lewry | 27 October 2008 - 10:00pm

Can someone let me know when we've done 807

cos I primed and ready to go....

Lee Rimmer | 27 October 2008 - 10:02pm

The Area 51 band.

No dude, they really do exist, honest, I saw this thing on the internet about it

http://thearea51band.com

and the B-52's!

DogFacedBoy | 28 October 2008 - 12:55am

52 card pickup

A late 50s skiffle group from Barnsley.

Austin | 28 October 2008 - 4:20am

53 Bells

It's a song by Trevor Tchir - waddya mean you've never heard of 'the Tchir'

http://cdbaby.com/cd/tchir3

Actually me neither

I've just realised it's band names only - whoops!

How about Five and The Three Degrees?

Dave C | 28 October 2008 - 3:56pm

53 and a 3rd

Ramones song,scottish indie pop label from mid 80s. Surely a band too ?

perhaps we're stuck with this er
Showa 53
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...

ChaileyJem | 28 October 2008 - 4:15pm

54-40

The 2nd best James K Polk reference in pop!

DogFacedBoy | 28 October 2008 - 4:19pm

The best being...

...by They Might Be Giants?

Paul Vincent | 29 October 2008 - 12:05am

can't imagine there is a third one

unless *turns to camera with Rantzen big teeth in* you know better...

DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 1:13am

Ol 55

Aussie revivalists.

shane pacey | 30 October 2008 - 1:12am

56 Special

Until around a year ago I was in a band called 56 Special - a real live band that did about 8 gigs. There's a myspace site n'everything

Dave C | 28 October 2008 - 4:47pm

Hot Rod 55

with influences from Jerry Lee Lewis and Eddie Cochrane to Brian Setzer and the Stray Cats, this powerhouse four piece whip up a storm with their dynamite delivery of some of the greatest rock and roll and rockabilly songs ever to grace the planet!

DogFacedBoy | 28 October 2008 - 5:18pm

and on a similar rockabilly tip

Chevy 57

DogFacedBoy | 28 October 2008 - 5:20pm

Or, obliquely,

Heinz

Paul Vincent | 29 October 2008 - 12:06am

Nice, he was a great character

in the Joe Meek biopic I saw at the weekend. 'Telstar', much recommend it when it gets released - warning: contains Ralf Little as Chas Hodges

DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 1:17am

Presumably...

...you've had the B 52s?

David Hepworth | 28 October 2008 - 5:26pm

Only

2 of them! Fnarr! Fnarr!

Graham Johns | 30 October 2008 - 9:45pm

Just a few

'58' - a Motley Crue side project *shudders*
'Starflyer 59' - Californian indie rockers
and the quite appropriate 'Zero to Sixty'

DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 1:24am

Here's another good one...

... the Dylan tribute band

HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED

http://www.highway61revisited.com/

Nicodemus | 29 October 2008 - 3:07am
DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 1:05pm

Tree63

are rocking for Jesus

http://www.myspace.com/tree63

DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 2:36pm

Commodore 64

was one of the pioneers of the hip hop music sub-genre known as geeksta rap or nerdcore. Formed by four members of a math club and breakdancing troupe in 1982 at a concert in New Jersey, Commodore 64 was the first group to release a single produced entirely using an Apple Macintosh computer, "Horton Hears A Ho" in 1999

You couldn't make it up etc

DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 2:37pm

Buck 65


Caerys | 29 October 2008 - 2:42pm
Martin Langkjaer | 29 October 2008 - 4:59pm

67 Special

http://www.myspace.com/67special

Good set of friends

Martin Langkjaer | 29 October 2008 - 5:08pm
DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 5:40pm

The Ukraine's 'Sweet Sixty Nine'

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...

Industrial electronics, noise elements, distorted guitars combined with danceable beats, deep male vox, and great female back vocals make unique sonic creation.

DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 5:42pm

And obviously

Fela Kuti and Africa '70

Pete Kavanagh | 29 October 2008 - 7:40pm

SR-71

utterly dull US alt rockers

DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 8:15pm

Agree with some earlier posters...

One of the most entertaining podcasts I've listened to in eons - and that includes most of The Word ones.

Kudos to Mr Green for keeping going all the while Messrs Hall and Hepworth sniggered their way through the whole thing!

robram | 29 October 2008 - 9:36pm

Nah - Mr Hall's

"No pun intended" was the best bit.

Lee Rimmer | 29 October 2008 - 10:17pm

Against 72

hybrid-metal band.

'The band name is derived from a combination of spiritual beliefs and numerical fact.'

Huh?

DogFacedBoy | 29 October 2008 - 11:07pm

72 Hour Hold

They have a MySpace page.....how unusual.

Scott Wilkinson | 29 October 2008 - 11:12pm

Oh....and JJ72

.

Scott Wilkinson | 30 October 2008 - 3:46am

Prefuse 73

A band from New York. God bless you, Google.

Austin | 30 October 2008 - 1:39am

Obscure is an understatement but can I offer

Tungsten 74
They have their own website so there.

Next up we have:
Sweet 75
Post Nirvana group formed by Krist Novoselic.

Scott Wilkinson | 30 October 2008 - 4:00am

The perfectly named for our purposes here..

The76

http://www.myspace.com/theseventysix

And I listened to the song automatically played on their website all the way through which is always a good sign.

Scott Wilkinson | 30 October 2008 - 4:07am

Unkle77

No, me neither.

78 Saab
Reasonably successful Aussie group.

Scott Wilkinson | 30 October 2008 - 4:47am

There is a band called

Death From Above 1979.

I will continue with:
Tahiti 80 who are quite wonderful.

Scott Wilkinson | 30 October 2008 - 6:48am

Spizz

Athletico Spizz 80 - how could we forget?

Sven | 30 October 2008 - 8:27am

Sorry, I have become obsessed with this.

There was a nu-metal band who disbanded in 2003 called:
Fastway 81

Is Blink 182 taking the piss a little?

Scott Wilkinson | 30 October 2008 - 7:05am

Crew 82

look Piers Morgan thinks they are wicked


DogFacedBoy | 30 October 2008 - 9:45am

Exit 83

a band so cool they don't need more than 1 page on their website

DogFacedBoy | 30 October 2008 - 9:49am

Surely...

Surely M83? They were on a Word cd and all.

TJ Dizzle | 31 October 2008 - 11:33am

Oi! Ain't Dead

Oh no. Condemned 84 are still banging away.

http://www.condemned84.com/

Lee Rimmer | 30 October 2008 - 10:29am

They look a nice bunch of chaps

With such a striking sense of graphical imagery.

Producer Matt | 30 October 2008 - 10:59am

Apparently

No one likes them and they don't care. Art for arts sake I reckon. You just wouldn't want to wear one of those hoodies would you - possibly the worst band mechandise ever (feel a new thread coming on...).

Lee Rimmer | 30 October 2008 - 11:15am

D Eighty Five

is rapping for God. Who says its all about the bling n booty eh?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...

DogFacedBoy | 30 October 2008 - 11:37am

Just simply ''86'

aka 86 (the band)........in their own offbeat way, seem bent on reinventing the Modern Lovers and Velvet Underground.

DogFacedBoy | 30 October 2008 - 6:32pm

Also... Miracle of 86

You'll find them supporting the amusingly named 'Sorry About Dresden'.

Image

Fraser Lewry | 30 October 2008 - 6:34pm

Is the foxy chick

wrapped in the Stars N Stripes meant to be some kind of war reperation?

DogFacedBoy | 30 October 2008 - 6:42pm

Junction 87

get down to Buffalo Bar and Grill in Payson where they perform primarily old Country and Western standards and '50's Rock and Roll with some of the most frequently requested "Hoe-down" numbers that have become so popular today

http://www.junction87.com/new_coverJCT87%20Varit.jpg

isn't that the guy who plays Freddie Krueger on the left?

DogFacedBoy | 30 October 2008 - 6:40pm
David Hepworth | 30 October 2008 - 9:18pm

Are we allowing 1989?

Aussie rockers. 'Unreconstructed' sums 'em up.

http://www.1989.com.au/

Graham Johns | 30 October 2008 - 9:55pm

Strontium 90

Lost a member (Mike Howlett, ex-Gong) and became The Police

Graham Johns | 30 October 2008 - 9:59pm

Yeah I think 1989 is ok

as is The 1990's - Scots indie rockers if ever I saw em!

DogFacedBoy | 30 October 2008 - 10:09pm
Lard | 31 October 2008 - 9:05pm

Ensemble 96

A Norwegian chamber choir, named after the year they were formed (1996, not AD 96, sadly).

http://www.ensemble96.no/

Cadabra | 31 October 2008 - 9:29pm

Ton Up

Old 97's
98 Degrees
T-99
Haircut One Hundred

Lee Rimmer | 31 October 2008 - 10:03pm

Yay!

So I'm the one who gets the 101'ers?

Keys to your heart indeed!

Bless you Joe!

Paul Waring | 31 October 2008 - 10:36pm

Well done people!

If this were cricket, Lee would have raised his bat to salute the crowd, tipped his brim to the applauding team-mates on the pavilion balcony and turned to face the next ball.

There were a few dropped catches, some very contentious decisions from the umpire, and a sticky section where we got bogged down in the middle, but that's one of the finest centuries I've ever seen carved out.

Surely we can't continue consecutively past 101?

Producer Matt | 1 November 2008 - 10:54am
Lee Rimmer | 1 November 2008 - 11:03am

X-102

Detroit techno supergroup, featuring Mad Mike Banks, Jeff Mills and Robert Hood, apparently.

Producer Matt | 3 November 2008 - 10:22am

Zuco 103

A Dutch-Brazilian fusion band short-listed for a R3 World Music Award in 2004:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/world/awards2004/profile_zuco103.shtml

Nigel Legg | 3 November 2008 - 12:59pm

Element 104

According to the Derby Evening Telegraph, "It's heavy but also melodic - and music that demands to be played loud."

Fraser Lewry | 4 November 2008 - 9:33am

Exit 105 Band

"Back in 1991 Jack and Jim Randolph started the Boot Heel Swing Band. They played top dance music, like Western Swing, Old Country, New Country and some Old Rock. In 1998 Jack and Jim changed the name to Exit 105 Band, and it was greatly received by all. Tennessee was great to them. Some of the best musicians in the country are there, but then they moved to Florida in 2001 to bring that great dance music to the folks of North West Florida. Deciding to take a break in the winter of 2003, for a much needed rest. Exit 105 Band is back on stage, so come out when you can and hear the hot new mix."

Well, who'd have thought it!

Gavin Adam | 4 November 2008 - 2:26pm

Vleutenseweg 106

can we perhaps give a warm Word welcome to Vleutenseweg 106, named after their student house in Holland ...


"Dutch studenthouse begins band. Here an first glimps of their talent. On the keyboard Hilde K, on the violin Oscar, girl-guitar Hilde de L and boy-guitar Jan-Willem"

NickW | 4 November 2008 - 7:46pm