Marvellous!

After work you'll be Back 'n' Black

A little Red Riding Hood

Jumping Flap Jack

"Fantastic Hay"

The Plugs Don't Work

Sushi & The Banshees

The Bow House

Finding My Lay

I Wanna Be Your Hot Dog

Famed for his award winning frankfurter. Actually on second thoughts I'm not really hungry...

Weird Scones Along Side The Gold Blend

Rock & Roll High Street Phone In:

Miniature Boats were available from Nine Inch Sails

Trips On a Dirigible through Ned Zeppelin's store

And all shops had to be licensed via Herman's Permits.

Good Buys to Love.

The jugs don't perk.

This Alarming Man

in Jackie Wilson's Sheds

Totally Clips for the Hearth

I Love To Luff

Tom Soya

Fuel For Your Oven

99 Problems

Staines Beagles

Nation of Minions

This Nation's Saving Graves

The Library of Norton Folgate

Edith and the Clingfilm

Killing A Scarab

Hallowed Be Thy Mane

Coy Oaties

Pork on the Wild Side

Kelp

Wild Buoys

... where you'll find the Senseis Working Overtime.

... Wok of Ages.

..Ace for Spades.

Instant Korma
The Salad of John and Yoko
Give Peas a Chance
More Vegan Food

... The Wall Street Souffle.

All Tomorrow's Panties

Petits Filous

... Some Day My Prints Will Come.

...Won't Get Fueled Again

apiculture and prohibitively overpriced celebratory beverage emporium :

'Sorted for Bees and Fizz'.

Comfort Food Cookbook : 'Cook the Pain Away'.

West End Grills

School For Cats

She Wandered Through The Garden Fence

- McDonald's. Could catch on, y'know...

The Dame's specialist fish restaurant - Chunky Dory

father and female offspring only comedy club :

Bring Your Daughter to the Laughter.

Pizza My Heart

I've Just Seen A Space

Running Up That Bill

Never Let Me Down A-Main Courses

Black Pepper Celebration
Playing The Anchovy
Ultrattorri
Sounds Of The Onions
Violatté
Songs Of Steak And Devotion
Music For The Molasses
Spaghetti And Spell
Exci-bruschetta
Some Great Lasagne
A Broken Flame Grilled Chicken
Construction Thyme Again

Enjoy The Side Orders

Gahanlic Bread
Goregonzola
Fletchuccini

The Highway To Hull..

Hammer Time!

He's the "No More Mr. Mice Guy."

Don't You Want Meat?

Blue Chat For a Blue Day

Led Zeppelin IV

... My Sweet Gourd.

There is an actual firm based round here called "Joinery Division". I see their vans driving about fairly regularly.

The Dark Side of the Spoon

The Kids Are Alright

Quorn To Run

The late Gerry Rafferty's attempt to usurp the Greggs hegemony.

Good Buy Tagine

Hats.

Ricky Don't Choose That Plumber

Spruce Springcleen.

Tune into Radio Head

Deli Amitri, natch.

Roll to me - a more down to earth version of the above

Stone Cold Sober - rehab facility to the stars

Move Away Jimmy Blue - removals

and, of course,

Just Curry - serves exactly what it says above the door.

Skylarking

Cake It To The Limit

More Than Darjeeling

Close to the Hedge

Some Pork Across The Root Crops

Don't Buy Out Loud

Korma Please

Steve's Windwood.

Fast Food Outlets - Eat It
DIY Stores - Driller
Casual Clothing Chain - Billie Jeans
Gay and Lesbian Counselling Service - In The Closet
Employment Agency - Workin' Day and Night
Young Men's Magazine - Lad
Fruit-based Conserve Manufacturer - Jam
Global Medical Practices - Heal The World
Paving Stone and Path Repair Services - Why You Wanna Trip On Me?
Feline Welfare Social Enterprise - They Don't Care About Puss

Cold Play

Different Bum

Fishmongers - Cod: Shellfish

Courier service - Reformation Post PLC

Pie Shop and "extras"

Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls

Pottery - Clay Lady Clay

Car dealership - Mazdas Of War

Hairdresser - Maggie's Perm

Price comparison site - Don't Think Price, It's All Right

Bakery - House Of The Raisin Bun

Septic tanks - Subterranean Home Supplies

Bryan's Ferry

provided an IRA subcontracting service in 1984.

Levelling The Grand

Sparks

Belinda's Carlisle.

Cheepstore

Shelf-esteem

speciality giant bloomer is the Bread Zeppelin.

They're open from 7 to 11 every night. It really makes their life a drag. If they keep on bakin' the loaf is goin' to break. Etc etc ad nauseum.

Another Girl, Another Plan It.

What Presents.

... C Goon.

... (open dusk to midnight only)

Bee Cos (The Night)

Don't you want my baby?

...of The Fields & Commons of Monmouthshire...

... Take Me To The Mardy Grass.

Christopher's Cross - are you?

Rockaway Bleach.

... There's A Plaice.

Elton's Johns

... Top Of The Plops.

Sunshine on Leith

... Dear Cod.

The Boxer

...a town centre supermarket specialising in ingredients for omelets, souffles etc. It's called... wait for it... wait for it...

Eggs Aisle on Main Street.

Good for Backs

Maybe they could consider setting up a French fashion magazine called, oh, let's think, Dépêche Mode

Just a thought.

I Feel Ewe

Condom Nation

In Your Womb

Depeche Mode Piers Morgan memorabilia shop

Everything Cunts

Dave Gahan

(helps if you say the name in a Jimmy Cagney you-dirty-rat voice)

Catering ventures.

Indian - "Here Comes Your Naan" (currently fighting a high street price battle with Velvet Underground's "Waiting for my Naan")

All you can eat buffet - "Gorge Away"

Eye and Eye.

Billy's Idols

It's Rainham Sheds - Hallelujah!

http://www.rainhamsheds.co.uk/

Foi Na Cruises

Or indeed, his barbers:

From Hair to Eternity

Three Lox Box

Oliver's Sarnies

Elvis Costello's launderette and factory outlet - Washing the Defectives
Elvis Costello' niche-serving religious community restaurant - My Amish Chew
Abba's wool shop - Knowing me Knowing Ewe
John Otway's pound shop - Nearly Free
Sly and the Family Stone's weight loss website - There's a diet going on..
..or Marvin Gaye's weight loss website Let's Get it Off
Hot Chocolate's Basildon convenience store - Your Essexy Things
The Temptations sandwich shop and ice cream bar - Papa's Nosh - For Rolls and Cones
Bob Marley's shoe repairs - Satisfy My Soles
Bob Marley's ladies only restaurant - No Woman No Pie
Freddie Mercury's Cake Shop - Another Bun Bites the Dust

You don't even need to change the album/song titles for

XTC's greengrocer's:
Oranges and Lemons
or
Fruit Nut

XTC's chocolatier:
Chips from the Chocolate Fireball

XTC's party-supply store:
The Last Balloon

XTC's weight-loss clinic:
Vanishing Girl

XTC's animal-psychology department:
The Smartest Monkeys