Isn't it weird that you've ended up watching Mr And Mrs on a Saturday night!?!??

There must be something else on that you can watch!

Which one of you is most likely to say "Die, die, die pig, die! F**k the police"?

Remember, blue paddle for him, pink for her.

You don't call, you don't fax.

Vernon: "Now, Mrs Icey Tea. When your husband gets back from the office, what's the first thing he wants to talk about.? Is it:

a: F***in Tha Police

b: Pussy

c: Niggaz"

Mrs Icey Tea: "Actually, Vernon, he just wants to know where his slippers are."

Ho indoors?

but Derek Batey ain't one