I'm speechless.

I'm mortified.

Are those stack-heeled boots as well ?

remember the old NME headline re Freddy Mercury - 'Is this man a prat?'

... are desperately holding in some powerful hoots of derisive laughter...

Why?

..clap.

his coat? Someone pass it to him............ please.

Evel Kneivels Snake River Canyon leap.

I always have a soft spot for this...

For those who don't know, Ralphie has to "fight" Vai to get the old fellow's soul back. The gent in the black suit is, of course, the Devil.

The slide bits are Ry Cooder, and both "classical" parts are Steve Vai (who cutely assured a guitar mag that he did intend to make the mistakes.) To his credit Vai also acknowledged that he learned as much from watching Ry Cooder warming up as he did at Berkeley.

Also, the Yng wouldn't get near it....

complete bollocks?

Shred Basset.

Ye Olde Wag of Bank.....

It's so you can't see the brass section making "wanker" signs behind his back.

YJM is ver good at playing blindingly fast arpeggios and all the other axe-tricks.

He's a shite guitarist, though.

without the Japanese orchestra obviously

...ohh, I just came, sorry.

Pure Nigel Tufnell, innit…

...and why is it that poodle permed lead guitarists only play solos on the highest notes of their guitars?

but why is he dressed like King Charles II? God, I hate this sort of pompous self indulgent shite with a vengeance.

I believe that to have been a stunning and emotive piece of playing.

I also believe if you eat enough bananas you can live without breathing. And that Prince Phillip is descended from boiled eggs.

the conducter clearly calls him a cunt

I think this is totally brilliant.If you don't have a grin as wide as the cheshire cat's after watching this...

… there's two of 'em.