Downloads? Bah! Humbug.

now where's my wallet. I'm in the mood for "A First Grade Teacher's Pulpification". Of course, it's all ironic political statement..

Belgian death metal band with Halloween outrage tickbox song titles too if your only real-world contribution to world culture was Plastic Bertrand...

At least Gwar were funny.

They do like to shock, don't they? Quite sweet, really.

Have you actually listened to them? They're hilariously poor!

I say this as someone who actually likes the occasional bit of death metal (Opeth mainly).

..collective name for the writers on Coronation Street.

An occasional hobby of mine is to type ridiculous combinations of words into Google, to see if there are any groups operating under that name.

A recent search for Septic Entrails yielded a joint discography for a pair of bands christened Splattered Entrails and Septic Mutation. It begins with a song titled Feeding you Asbestos and gets progressively worse from there-on (Gorification for the Vomit-Covered Whore is one of the more restrained titles).

I haven't linked to the list as I expect that a lot of people here might find it terribly offensive, or even throw-up a little. The first time I read it I spent several minutes almost suffocating on my own laughter. You can only push the abhorrent and the grotesque so far before it becomes absurd.