Some years ago I worked with a German girl called Petra who, I subsequently discovered, was the voice that says "Mmm skyscraper I love you" on the Underworld track of the same name.

A few years later, in another job, a different colleague's partner turned out to be the owner of the Japanese voice which talks about "Snake fighting… very dangerous" and similar on 'King of Snake' by Underworld (again).

Similar experiences, anyone? Vocal samples have been turning up on records for at least a quarter of a century now. Surely WORD readers must have friends or relatives who've donated their distinct vocal character to a record or two? Special marks if you can claim "Check it out now... the funk soul brother" or "You're rendering that scaffolding dangerous".