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I have a confession regarding mistaken identity.
Posted by Martin Simmonds on 21 November 2011 - 10:13am.
I appreciate that this could get me marched off the premises with all previous honours removed.
It was only when I heard the recent podcast that I realised that Jackie Leaven is not, and never has been the Jewish comedian (who I now know to be Jackie Mason).
I spent at least three days last week believing that Mr Mason was no longer with us.
Are there any identity mix ups that you are willing to admit to?
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As a youth
I thought Ted Heath the former prime minister and Ted Heath the bandleader were one in the same.
Was always impressed how he managed to combine the two.
Didn't help matters
That the former prime minister was a rather good musician who occasionally conducted classical orchestra.
You mean they weren't?
Oh.
This is probably even worse-
I had no idea who Jackie Leven was.
Don't worry...
you're not alone!
Tis sadly true!
(hangs head in shame).
Jo, is that you?
No, it's not
As I've fessed up before
I constantly confuse the "You're moving out today" hitmaker, Carole King, with the most successful female songwriter ever, Carole Bayer Sager.
I thought Carole Bayer Sager was a football team.
I once spent ten fruitless minutes...
searching in a dictionary of the Christian Church for a biography of Papa Roach.
Really, Patrick
That should've been your Last Resort.
*gets light jacket, considering the clement weather*
On the blog
I used to confuse David Wright with paulwright and AlmostSimon with SimonL. Sorry, guys, I'm getting the hang of it now but all I need is Simon Wright to sign up and I'm snookered.
John Williams
is he the bespectacled Aussie classical guitar virtuoso who went electric in soft rockers Sky (he was once married to TV's Sue Cook, you know)?
Or is he the American composer of film soundtracks for blockbusters such as Superman, Jaws and Star Wars?
For years I thought they were one and the same person.
Me too
And he also found time to do a bit of refereeing at The Crucible.
And even found time to play full back for Wales
Bet that played havoc
with his plucking...
And me.
Sue Cook...
...crikey, who knew?
Bob Hope's dead
Back in the 70s, I remember my Dad waking with a cup of tea and the message that "Bob Hope's dead." It was only later as he mentioned that they'd have to start electing a new one soon that I realised he'd said "The Pope's dead."
I was much less upset about that one...
As a child I used to think
Mick Jackson the English writer and performer of Blame It On The Boogie was related to the Jacksons who also recorded it. Although even the Melody Maker were guilty as they originally credited the song to the Jacksons.
More from Mr Jackson here http://www.mickjacksonmusic.com/
Was he the same Michael Jackson...
...who wrote "The world guide to beer" and later made Channel 4's "The Beer Hunter"?
You could be forgiven...
..for confusing the two, both having a mass of curly hair and a beard. Michael Jackson "Beer Hunter" sadly passed away in 2007 but he helped change people's perceptions of beer enormously. I have The English Pub which he wrote long before the sad decline of the working man's pub.
Michael Jackson was also an authority on whisky
After his death, Berry Bros. & Rudd produced this special bottling in his honour - a blend from some of the opened bottles in Jackson's collection. Some of the proceeds went to the Parkinson's Society.
Simon Cowell and Simon Callow
an occasional confusion which has caused be to be briefly impressed by Cowell's unexpected expertise on Shakespeare, Wilde etc...
Hi-De-Hi's
Simon Cadell (Jeffrey Fairbrother, the camp manager) and Simon Callow caused this confusion in my case. I was not aware of Simon Cowells "work" at this time which avoided further name based embarrassment
It's easy to remember. One's a famous gay bloke..
..and the other one's the actor who was in Four Weddings And A Funeral.
That reminds me of a great Paul Calf line
"I saw that bloke the other day, Chris Quentin. Or is it Quentin Crisp? You know the one I mean. Very camp homosexual...used to be married to Gail in Coronation Street."
That
is genius.
And it reminds me of the great Royle Family line
They're playing “Dave’s Big Quiz” and Dave poses the question:
"Show Biz: who won a BAFTA for his sensitive portrayal of the puff Quentin Crisp?"
I'm always getting
Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Paul McCartney muddled up, they're just so similar.......
The Departed
I've seen that film twice now and I still can't understand it at all because, unless they're actually on screen at the same time, I can't tell the difference between Matt Damon and Leo DeCaprio.
One's a good guy pretending to be bad and the others a bad guy pretending to be good. Or something. It was 20 minutes before I even realised there were two of them.
I'm glad you said that
I watched for the first time at the weekend and had exactly the same problem. Took some time to work out they were two different characters. As ever Jack Nicholson was rather good.
When Gene Pitney died
I head a "showbiz expert" on a London radio station say "I always remember him with his dark sunglasses" and it soon became clear she was talking about Roy Orbison who had been below ground for a decade or so.
Call the Undertaker
I like to think I am pretty good on 60's/70's music but must confess that when I saw Jackie Leven mentioned I first thought of the 'Sour Milk Sea' (almost) hit-maker........Jackie Lomax!
Peter Jackson
makes movies, cigarettes and used to play rugby league in Australia
He also
gives driving lessons. He certainly deserved that knighthood.
www.peterjackson.org.uk
He's got a big ol' mansion just up the road from where we live. Never see him in the local chippy though.
Peter Jackson
Used to manage Huddersfield Town an' all.
As mentioned before...
...a colleague of mine was bemused to discover that a media personality he had heard about called "Anton Deck" was in fact two cheeky, chirpy Geordie media personalities called Ant and Dec.
Yes, we did occasionally blow dust off him...
In my youth
Listening to the news, I would hear the words 'A man is helping police with their enquiries' and think 'Ah, that's nice of him. Probably making them cups of tea down at the station.'
For some reason I still remember...
... John Peel announcing - very excitedly, by the way - that legendary soul warbler Ann Peebles was joining Radio One as a new "jock."
Turns out it was some bloke called Andy Peebles.
Glen(n) Campbell
In the early 70s confusion reigned among prog record buyers when they troubled to read the credits on their Juicy Lucy LPs. There it was: steel guitar - Glenn Campbell.
Many assumed it was the Galveston hit maker Glen Campbell doing a spot of moonlighting, but they were wrong (only one 'n', you see).
Glenn Ross Campbell - to give him his full name - came to Britain in the mid-60s with influential US garage/psych band upstarts The Misunderstood. Despite being championed by John Peel (who actually managed them at one point) they never found commercial success and split in 1969.
Glenn Campbell then turned up in Juicy Lucy and it is he who is responsible for that wonderfully frenzied steel guitar work on their debut single (and the first 7” on the Vertigo label) Who Do You Love.
John Peel continued his love affair with The Misunderstood to his dying day, including their song I Can Take You To The Sun as the 1966 entry in his Peelenium (Greatest Songs of the 20th Century) list. He also declared in a magazine interview "If I had to list the ten greatest performances I've seen in my life, one would be The Misunderstood at Pandora's Box, Hollywood, 1966.
Isn't there a blistering performance...
...by the Misunderstood from the 'Supershow' film, Staines 1969? I'm not in a position to find it just now, but perhaps someone else can oblige...
And as if by magic...
The Misunderstood with Bad Hat
That's some nice steel guitar playing!
Which leads nicely into this:
Juicy Lucy - Who Do You Love
Howling Wolf and Justin Bieber.
until i saw one of them in a bookshop
Louis Spence and Louis Walsh (they were both in the 'crap tv show i don't watch' category, grump grump)
Fern Britton and Fearne Cotton (as i mentioned on another thread - the forename confused me)
and i have to pause to think whenever someone mentions Cher Lloyd as opposed to Cheryl Cole, etc
Was there not a story
some years ago when The USA House Of Senate was discussing some problem or other in Europe when one of the Senators asked his aide what A.G.N.C. stood for, only to be told they were in fact discussing the Agean Sea?
Yoorp?
Ain't that somewhere near Englandshire?