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I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night
Posted by John Medd on 19 February 2010 - 11:42am.
That's right - the stuff that only happens when you're getting valuable shut eye. Last night it appeared I was down the front at a Maccca gig; it was important I was down the front as I'd got a present him which I was keeping in my jacket pocket. After catching Mr McCartney's eye, he asks me to take my jacket off (but what about the gift?) and pass it to him on stage. He then drapes it over the mike stand, inside out, and proceeds to sing the washing instructions to the tune of Eleanor Rigby. Well at least it wasn't Ringo.
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John
Lay off the pipe
Washing Instru-ctions..
does scan in the same way as the song title - just count yourself lucky a pair of socks didn't feature...
Can I recommend avoiding cheese after 8 o'clock
Jazz cheese may have been ingested, I fear.
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"Jazz cheese"
That made me chortle out loud
Funny, I can remember my dream too...
...most unusual for me. I was on a TV panel show, sat next to Simon Pegg, and opposite Nigel Havers. The show was called "Pole or Goal" and one had to identify, from a fairly close up photo of a celebrity, whether they were leaning against a white pole or a goal post.
It seemed like the future of entertainment until I woke up, though if Channel 5 hear about it, it could be on in a week or so.
Open the front hatch
Put in the smalls and the bundle of smelly old socks
Put in the powder
Don't forget softener and then you can set it to go.
Yup, works for me, what's so odd with that as a dream...?