....Ray Winstone was his dad. Its all a bit too pretend. Annoying. Terrible actor.

..when I noticed it on the schedules. Monkey Tennis anyone?

He is THE typical cockney gobshite that most Northeners like myself envisage --suppose when the film roles dry up(soon, hopefully) we,ll have to suffer him on Eastenders!! At least you haven,t got Jimmy Nail..God help us!

today for him doing a DJ set in Limerick, can you imagine how shite that is going to be?

Well I like him. He is funny in DD deadliest men on good old bravo.He is taking the piss people. If you want someone to hate try Amanda Holden. A talentless ,shiny faced twat.

if he really spoke like Hugh Grant and it was just an act that he can't escape from.

To his credit, he was suitably deferential to Patrick Moore and treated him with as much respect as he was capable of mustering. Otherwise.. bloody hell. I've not encountered him before and had to look him up on t'interweb. He's an actor?? What a hopeless, fuckwitted, gormless cockend. Please, please let Charlie Brooker be stirring himself to levels of never-before seen vituperative scathing, scatalogical ire for only he has sufficient powers to fully convey the depths of loathing I reserve for this gibbering, witless purveyor of glottal stops, dropped consonants and profanity which somehow has been dangled before us. Oh look at the funny cockney monkey. See him stare through the telescope. Hear him say "Cor.. fuckin' 'ell.. Oi in't never not seen fuckin' nuffin' like vat biffore.." Burn him. Fuck him and burn him. Then fuck him again. Let him never again assault our senses.

I probably should have turned over.

Almost as good as Robbie Savage's team mates trying to hit him in the face from thirty yards

does dangerous men in oiled up prison hell with russian hooligans and fat men with beer bellies chasing each other round stadium car parks saying letz av it you slaaag burberry chav gor blimey apples and pears me ol china deadly men with tattoos in a motorway caff ready for the off let me walk like Liam Gallagher smokin a fag without actually inhaling I'm 'ard me 'cos I was in a film about hooligans get a girlfriend me? nah mate that's for pooftahs it's much harder to run around with dangerous deadly hard men greek wrestling and all that homoerotic you say? I say stitch that.

with a quote that went something like; "where there is believe, there is hope" or maybe a gullible idiot?