why?

You've made my day.

I mentioned this in a thread ages ago and am delighted to see it's still out there.

I vaguely remember seeing this once years ago and now have the haunting memory re-implanted in my brain, cheers Seamus! Mind the girls quite fit, even by 1980's standards (laughs like Alfred Steptoe!)

I'd prance about like a tit if I thought it would impress her.

had already gone down the pub

... where the reviewer commented that it's apparently not "Jimmy" any more, "it's James T.", before adding "Mr La Dee Da Gunner Graham"

(Apologies - you need to have been a child in the 70s to get that one)