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How will we cope.....no World Cup song.

Iainso's picture

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8461433.stm

I note that this is in the entertainment section of the BBC, and not the Sport section.

A great idea, I believe. Even the 1990 New Order song was rubbish in my book.

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No OFFICIAL world cup song...

...but we'll still be subjected to a slew of unofficial dross. Rik Mayall's first out of the blocks. Oh, and Baddiel and Skinner's tune is being updated. All that's required is a swift update of the number of years of hurt. I wonder if they'll go in to the studio and the producer will just drop in the vocal 'forty'. Shouldn't take more than a morning.

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pocket.calculator | 15 January 2010 - 2:11pm

44

.

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dai | 15 January 2010 - 3:26pm

Not living up...

...to my name, there. '44' doesn't scan, Candice-Marie.

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pocket.calculator | 15 January 2010 - 4:10pm

Just because I've never understood

Why does any year in which England hasn't won a World Cup count as a year of hurt?

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Dr Yang | 15 January 2010 - 8:49pm

"Green Fields of England" George and the Dragons- World Cup Song

Check out "Green Fields of England " by George and the Dragons, World Cup Songs are still alive!

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George-Dragon | 16 January 2010 - 10:41am

I'm all for single issue Users


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TedLoaf | 16 January 2010 - 12:34pm

I'll have a go at writing one...

Inghilterra, Inghilterra
Ti voglio bene
La migliore squadra del mondo
La passione del calcio

Inghilterra, Inghilterra
Il nostro allenatore è italiano
Si chiama Capello
Quest'anno Inghilterra vincerà!

To the tune of 'Nessun Dorma'

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Patrick Crowther | 15 January 2010 - 2:18pm

Sensible decision

They know they can't improve on this so why bother?


There are already 2010 songs on youtube. I'm not posting a link because they really don't deserve the publicity.

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TedLoaf | 15 January 2010 - 2:21pm

Thank you.

No matter how bad, I would have followed that link out of morbid fascination. I owe you 5 minutes of my life.

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Iainso | 15 January 2010 - 2:33pm

Hopefully someone will see

Hopefully someone will see sense and make something.

Perhaps Kate Bush. (What's she up to now anyway?)

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napaj | 15 January 2010 - 2:33pm

Rumour is

Song For Europe this year.

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TedLoaf | 15 January 2010 - 2:43pm

What, Kate Bush? Surely

What, Kate Bush? Surely you jest!

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napaj | 15 January 2010 - 3:02pm

then Dancing on Ice

next year

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badartdog | 15 January 2010 - 8:47pm

Macca

X-Factor.

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TedLoaf | 16 January 2010 - 10:31am

Keith Allen

Engerland, engerland...

Your back four are slow and burly,
And they flag out ten minutes early.

Engerland, engerland...

The Portugese always nail yer
Cos they know your heroic failures

Engerland, engerland...

The hype is always massing
Even though you're allergic to passing

Engerland, engerland...

Your spine always end up in the quicksandage
Even though they look so look so fetching in a bloody bandage.

Engerland, engerland...

If the football doesn't sate yer
You can always stab a local waiter.

Engerland, enger - oh, you know the rest...

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Pax Romana | 15 January 2010 - 2:54pm

heaven's above Pax!

I'm no particular fan of my own country, but I can only assume you hail from one of those nations that failed to qualify - like Scotland. Or Wales. Or Ireland (N or Rep. of).

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badartdog | 15 January 2010 - 8:50pm

No,

I'm English, Badartdog, and despite my affectionately-intended homage I shall be following them as fervently as my fellow countrymen. I know where it'll lead though...

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Pax Romana | 15 January 2010 - 9:07pm

The Best World Cup song is

The Official Colourbox World Cup Theme

By Colourbox, he says, stating the bleeding obvious.

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stopgostop | 15 January 2010 - 6:05pm

I don't want to scare you...

...but you've just given me a poperection by mentioning Colourbox.

Don't take it personally...

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Pax Romana | 15 January 2010 - 8:39pm

If you manage a pop shot...

please don't tell us about it. :-()

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Patrick Crowther | 15 January 2010 - 8:41pm

Ron's 22

If they really want to "concentrate on the football" (sponsorship engagements cancelled, then?) why can't they just re-release one of these classics?
Spoilsports.

"Soccer Superstar" - Jess Conrad & Tanya Tenola:


"England" - Kevin Keegan:

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Nick White | 15 January 2010 - 6:18pm

Did someone mention

World Cup songs?

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Dave Amitri | 15 January 2010 - 8:42pm

Partridge's first law of World Cup songery:

The more rubbish England world cup songs you hear, the more you want them to get knocked out before the quarter finals.

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Pax Romana | 15 January 2010 - 8:42pm

God save the England

God save the England Team
Duller than Aberdeen
Riddled with dull has-beens
God Save our team

Make them victorious
And less laborious
Too rich and whoreious
God save our team

God grant that Stevie G
Can score a penalty
So we dont lose 2-3
God Save our team

We know that you won't win
As sure as Posh is thin
George's Cross in the bin
We hope and wait.

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goatboyuk69 | 15 January 2010 - 10:01pm

Can we have this, please?


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milkybarnick | 15 January 2010 - 10:59pm

This please


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TedLoaf | 16 January 2010 - 10:36am
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