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How to transform yourself into a rock star...
Posted by Baskerville Old Face on 22 January 2010 - 5:17pm.
You know you want to. You'll look cool, sophisticated and rich. The easiest way is to get hold of a nice big shiny tablespoon. Look closely at the back of bowl of the spoon (so closely that your nose is almost touching the surface of the spoon).
Behold - you look exactly like Pete Townshend!
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Turn it round the other way...
...and you'll look like the moon-faced cock-snorkel from Keane. Or Sophie Ellis Bexter. Probably.
And upside-down.
...so
that'll be Sophie Ellis Bexter in Australia.
moon faced coke snorkel
made me snort, that did. With laughter I mean.
...turning her in the Greek Goddess...
...Retxeb Sille Eihpos
This is getting silly.
If you got a couple of mates
to put on lab coats, reflectors and goggles and to look in the spoon with you, you'd be the Beastie Boys in the Intergalactic video.
By ahh_bisto at 2010-01-22
Yes, I am at a loose end at the moment.
Oi, Big Nose!
In one of those features where readers send in questions for celebs to answer - I think it was in Q magazine, actually - someone dared to ask Pete Townshend, "What do YOU see when you look at your reflection in a spoon?"
Unfortunately I can't remember his reply, but I think he took it in good spirit.
Careful...
Frankie Boyle had to "resign" after using that gag on Mock the Week.
Fish Knife Face
I think it was Danny Kelly in Q Mag who described Tom Petty as 'curiously unembittered despite having a face like a fish knife'.