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How Representative Democracy Works Today #34

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Nick Clegg avoids Parliament in case his presence was a "distraction" but doesn't avoid a Sky News interview in case his lack of presence was forgotten.

If anyone finds Nick's backbone can they please return it to the Lost Principles desk.

Thanks

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I hope he's enjoying himself.

I'd hate him to have nothing fun to look back on when his political career is over (i.e. in mid to late 2012).

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 10:32am

I have just received a personally signed card

From Nick. I am a constituent. See that's what he was doing last week.

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BigJimBob | 17 December 2011 - 5:50pm

The next election is going to be a bloodbath

I do wonder if Labour have deliberately shoved the Wrong Millibroon and Balls onto the front bench (cue joke) because they were at the Treasury during the bailout years and the time leading up to it, and maybe the next two or three years have already been written off by Labour strategists - if that phrase isn't an oxymoron.

I can think of no other reason that such an abject performer would be in charge of Labour at this time, how they aren't shredding the Coalition at the moment is a mystery to me. He's a sacrificial victim but then again he's genuinely to blame as well.

People SHOULD be paying the price for the failures of the banks and the reulators, they are unique in our history. It would seem nobody is going to go to prison or even lose their jobs for putting us in a place where we handed out £1TN to the Worlds Richest Biggest Arseholes (TMFTL) which we will NEVER GET BACK

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FakeGeordie | 13 December 2011 - 10:53am

Also see current FSA report into RBS cock-up

In brief, 'We bought NatWest and that seemed to go well, so we decided to buy ABN Amro, but sadly that didn't turn out so well. Both were kind of hostile takeovers, sort of, so we didn't really do any due diligence. Imagine our surprise when the ABN Amro deal went pear shaped, for us, for the banking industry and for the country. Incidentally, can the taxpayer send the next instalment of my six figure pension to a PO Box in Jersey? Thanks awfully.'

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Glenbervie | 13 December 2011 - 12:21pm

An old mate of mine works in Risk Managment

at a fairly high level (and has been around the block a bit). In 2008 we had a conversation where he told me that basically, they laughed at the regulators because they were so clueless and didn't really understand how much of what they were doing actually operated. My mate (and I have to add here that his track record is actually pretty sound) didn't really have much time for them, wondering why, if thy were in any way capable,,they weren't actually doing the job itself, as opposed to working in regulation.

I'm not sure I entirely agree with the last part, but it was interesting to see just what low esteem the likes of the FSA were held in by the industry.

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illuminatus | 13 December 2011 - 1:18pm

Also - RBS had a risk manager

Reported to the board how bad things were in 2007.

They sacked him.

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FakeGeordie | 13 December 2011 - 1:23pm

Poacher turned gamekeeper

Isn't it true that all the better staff at the regulators are hired by the banks and other financial institutions?

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jazzjet | 15 December 2011 - 12:27pm

Shouldn't that be

Gamekeeper turned poacher.

Not that I'm suggesting banks ever do anything shady. Not me. Nosir.

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sitheref2409 | 15 December 2011 - 2:32pm

A question

Based on the experience of the last year or two, am I right to conclude that the UK isn't yet ready for coalition governments?

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Brookster | 13 December 2011 - 10:57am

It's definitely not ready

for really useless ones that don't know their arse from their elbow.

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Leedsboy | 13 December 2011 - 11:16am

(No subject)

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 11:24am

I'm dying to know

what you were going to say. It must be good - it' s already got an up.

Edit I can only assume I have missed an in joke. Must pay more attention.

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Leedsboy | 13 December 2011 - 3:58pm

Speaking for myself

I gave Bobs comment an up arrow after reading your comment and out of sheer badness. Just to torment you :-)

I assume Bob censored himself - something I should do more - so I don't think its an injoke you've missed

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FakeGeordie | 13 December 2011 - 4:21pm

On the Subject of Upping Yourself:

I do it all the time! So it looks as though anyone reads my sh1t and gives one about what I have to say. It's easy! Look, I've just done it! Instant friends! Ha! HA! I win! I win!!

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itfc1959 | 15 December 2011 - 12:23pm

I was just agreeing with...

...and reiterating your point, LB. It was redundant, so I canned it. No idea what the ups are about!

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 4:25pm

ah bollocks

I've upped it myself now. I had this stoopid idea that to save time in arguing, you just put a blank comment in there and all the Guardian readers have agreed to up it as part of the class war!!! It would have been very funny if you had.

BTW - I think it starts with someone upping your blanks, thought better of it comments. There is another one on a thread. It was both of these that led to my conspiracy theory. I'm turning into Mel Gibson. I'm off to drink and berate a minority.

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Leedsboy | 13 December 2011 - 4:36pm

It's a conspiracy!

The bastards are trying to positively reinforce how I feel when I think better of things to shut me up!

*Mel Gibson following Julia Roberts around with a copy of The Catcher In The Rye face*

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 4:41pm

heh heh

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badartdog | 13 December 2011 - 7:47pm

Too right

I agree completely with the sentiments of the OP, but it does remind me of a great line from PJ O'Rourke:

"Distracting a politician from politics is a bit like distracting a bear from eating a baby".

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DC Eisenhower | 13 December 2011 - 11:42am

If by "Coalition Government"... you mean...

"Two, millionaire dominated, parties who use coalition as an excuse to cavalierly ignore the contents of their respective manifestos" then I'd say no, the UK is not ready.

Two terrifying facts about this government which trouble me greatly. There are more millionaires than women in the cabinet. There are more pandas than tory mps in Scotland.

Our democracy is many things, one thing it is not is representative.

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ganglesprocket | 13 December 2011 - 11:44am

He's right, you know

It's a clear 2-1 victory to those two over-exposed types who just like sitting around on their fat bottoms all day. I mean the pandas, obviously.

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duco01 | 13 December 2011 - 12:09pm

But they do have

a pretty equal chance of multiplying.

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renkadima | 13 December 2011 - 6:45pm

I dunno

my money's on the pandas.

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illuminatus | 15 December 2011 - 12:51pm

So you don't like the current government?

Get off your backside and do something about it. Join a political party and become active in it. Stand for election for your local council. Join a pressure/campaign group that you support and which opposes something the government is doing, and get active. Try taking some of the decisions, or being involved in them, rather than letting others do it and then moaning when you don't agree with them.

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Humphrey Plugg | 13 December 2011 - 12:19pm

Yep

Even 38 Degrees is a start - and I don't mean to sound dismissive either its just not much of a time commitment.

Other political parties are available.

I know I sound like like a knackered old class war troll when posting on here but I genuinely don't think right wing views are morally indefensible at all - its just a different opinion. The Tories used to be the biggest popular political party in Europe with over 3 million members, and amazing number (and hence all the C&UA clubs round the country).

I do worry that they are now the willing slaves of a tiny number of financial services paymasters - and its a worry for all parties now that a professional and biddable political class has become so corrosively cynical that they have lost interest in us.

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FakeGeordie | 13 December 2011 - 1:23pm

Well.

I don't think it's fair to say that only those who are actively engaged in political organisations are entitled to voice opinions. Maybe that's not what you're saying, but it seems a bit like it.

The main issue is that there isn't a party for most of us. 38 Degrees are certainly not to be sniffed at, but they're not a party. They're an issue-by-issue campaign group, and I've been proud to support them on several things this year. But if they organised as a party, I couldn't join them, because I don't always agree with them.

Today as almost never before in the history of modern politics, most of us are unrepresented, and I think a lot of us are coming to the conclusion that we're unrepresentable. I couldn't join a political party, because I could never expect to be supportive of everything it does. If you want to get anything done, much less get nominated for a seat, you have to be the loyal activist, and I'm just not prepared to do that.

And, thanks to our archaic representative system, there is absolutely no point in my casting a vote for a minority party, even if there were one which represented me.

Our democratic process is pretty damn undemocratic. That's why people sound off in frustration. That's why people don't get directly involved: for so many of us, it's hard to see the point.

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 1:19pm

I wasn't suggesting that people weren't entitled to an opinion

more that I was just getting a bit fed up with the constant "Oh it's all those nasty Tories doing something I don't like"/"Nick Clegg - what a wazzock"/"Glenn Milliband - he's still missing" threads/discussions.

We get the politicians we deserve - since we've all tacitly accepted that politics is something done by other people, all of whom are clearly self-serving careerists, why are we surprised when they behave in the way we expect?

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Humphrey Plugg | 13 December 2011 - 2:17pm

Sure.

I understand that, but I also understand why people feel impotent and can't see the value in getting involved in our closed shop of a political system. When - as ganglesprocket says above - the upper echelons of the parties have all but closed the doors to anyone who isn't seriously monied (Tories) or a Magdalen PPE graduate (Labour) - I'm not surprised that people don't feel like getting into the game.

You're absolutely right that getting into the game is the only way the game changes, but I'm sympathetic to people who see that change as either impossible to influence or so incrementally slow that it's not worth doing. No-one sees ordinary people becoming high-ranking MPs. The PM, the Chancellor and the leader of the Opposition have never had a real job. Most people don't want to be professional politicians, and the professional politicians have sewn things up such that they're the only ones who get the top jobs.

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 2:25pm

The OP

wasn't intended to be party political. It was an attempt to show a perspective that questioned Clegg's decision to avoid being seen to be accountable in the one place where he is elected to represent the electorate in favour of being interviewed by a media channel.

I find it ironic and not a little pathetic that he hides from Parliament but runs to Sky News.

One conclusion is that the Parliamentary system just doesn't suit a coalition because no doubt Clegg would claim that in Parliament he has less chance to justify or explain his view on Cameron's veto than he does in the media.

So it's not quite so black and white as getting the politicians we deserve as getting politicians in a parliamentary system we don't deserve, one that is increasingly outmoded as the platform from which to judge our elected politicians because inside the chamber they can't spin away as they do in the media. In the House it is either black or white when it comes to giving an account of one's choices and being judged by the electorate for them.

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Ahh_Bisto | 13 December 2011 - 8:17pm

Indeed. Join a local party

And then have a candidate foisted upon it by a Central Office against local wishes.

The theory of British politics and the reality of it are very far apart. And the reality is distasteful.

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sitheref2409 | 13 December 2011 - 2:40pm

In my idealistic

youth I joined the Labour Party and found it to be a truly depressing experience. The CLP meetings were dull and it was full of politics with a small p with people only really concerned with their own ambitions or protecting their own positions.

If you want to try and improve things by joining a local party, good luck to you, but if my experience is anything to go on you will need to scratch an awful lot of backs and need the patience of a saint if you are going to influence anything more substantial than the type of biscuits on offer in the meetings.

Sadly, it's little wonder that many of today's politicians have bypassed the grass roots, working their way up via being a researcher, assistant or through the media.

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Simon Ford | 13 December 2011 - 2:52pm

Can't argue with that

I'm a member of the party and I regularly see newcomers turned off at their first meeting and never seen again. A shame because the newcomers are more interested in outcomes within society than in enjoying an argument about section 23 sub-para 5 of the party rule book like the old-timers - and if they only stayed around they would find themselves in the majority.

It is getting better, but only slowly.

Example: at the last constituency meeting I went to there was a new face. One of our oldest members went and asked the party secretary "Is that new bloke a delegate then?" in a way that could be heard all through the room.

Although it was something worth knowing (we were still waiting for enough delegates to make the meeting quorate) it just didn't seem to be very welcoming. I tore myself from the group I was chatting with to make a point of going and introducing myself, saying hello and finding out about this potential new friend first-hand.

The thing is, it isn't even that the other bloke was trying to be hostile, he just wasn't going out of his way to be friendly.

The frustration is that the 'ruling classes' of Tories, bankers and establishment generally are so much in the minority and retain what power they have by dividing and conquering and we seem to spend a lot of our time helping with the divisions.

I had hoped that the Uncut movement earlier in the year would somehow bring the 99% together more but it hasn't quite worked out. Yet.

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Skuds | 13 December 2011 - 6:57pm

ymmv - in favour of political parties.

I've been a member of the Labour party on and off for 30 years. I've never found that to be the case. The highest level I have ever achieved is to be a signatory to the chequebook, so I am not a highflier. In fact I fight off any greater involvement because of work and family - but it would be easy to be drawn in further.

We picked a local person to be our candidate for MP - no central office candidate, though Dave Rowntree from Blur was apparently considering us. We struggle to be quorate. It is not glamourous, but if you opt out you opt out of any chance of influencing things.

A friend has stood as an MP, and is considering throwing in her hat as candidate for MEP. You should hear her loathing of Tony Blair. Not stood in her way in the party. Both of us come from working class backgrounds and studied in Leeds - science not politics.

I think it is pretty likely that actually most political parties are similar at the grassroots. A few bun makers, a few nutters, a few people who think they are destined to lead (we dont have any actually), and a bunch of people who want a better world and are prepared to turn up to meetings to achieve it (if not much else). We just have very different ideas of what that better world would look like.

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paulwright | 13 December 2011 - 7:08pm

In any candidate

And I hold to this in the US as well as the UK, I only look for one thing - integrity of belief.

Party drones get rejected. No-one with any real intelligence signs up for a manifesto in its entirety - there will always be an issue upon which there should be some divergence.

people who get to the top are the drones. Who was the last independent thinker to make it to the top? Frank Field?

I tend to the liberal end of the Conservative party - an old fashioned Wet. Given the choice between a Tory drone and Dennis Skinner? The Beast of Bolsover wins, every single time. Burke said that your MP owes you his judgement - I see precious few exercising it.

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sitheref2409 | 14 December 2011 - 3:36am

When You're (comparatively) Young

I was a Labour member too.

I used to get pissed off with the sneering attitude of some because of one's lack of knowledge of the party structure, its committees and the rule book.

After my first meeting I asked to come along to a nearby pub (The Salisbury, Green Lanes N4 if anyone is interested in London pubs) and the first conversation I had went pretty much like this:

Long Time Member: So, are you one of those people who joins any organisation at the drop of a hat?

Me: No, I belong to only one other organisation.

LTM: What's that? Greenpeace, Friends Of The Earth or something like that?

Me: No, it's ESCLA.

LTM: I don't know that one. What is it, some kind of environmental organisation?

Me: No. It's Everton Supporters Club London Area.

LTM: Oh! Well at least you support a team that wins something.

Me: Thanks for the welcome.

As this was the mid 80s his last statement was correct.

I haven't been a Labour Party member for years. I'm still a member of ESCLA.

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Carl Parker | 15 December 2011 - 2:16pm

big problem for all clubs

they become "clubby", and exclude new potential members. Political parties, sports clubs and supportor's clubs are all at risk of not welcoming new members, and then suffering a slow death. The Labour party was like that when I joined - I am sure some branches still are.

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paulwright | 19 December 2011 - 9:45am

Next election

Sadly, I fear it'll be a Tory majority(and I mean *fear*).

Judging by a recent Social Attitudes Survey, a lot of people seem entirely content with that. Some people will be shafted but hey, only *those* people - y'know, the "scroungers" and "layabouts".

I'd love to believe that the majority of the electorate *isn't* selfish, greedy, stupid and easily-manipulated, but...

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man.of.soup | 13 December 2011 - 1:18pm

Interesting thing on Today, today.

There was a feature on child poverty. The measure of child poverty is if a child is raised in a household which brings in 60% or less of the national median income. (Incidentally, I died a bit inside when the correspondent described that formula as "a bit complicated" before explaining it.)

Anyway, in a natural quirk of statistics, this means that in straitened economic times, you'd expect the number of children in that definition of poverty to actually reduce, because the median household income is reduced. The "poverty threshold" gets lower. You have to be poorer now to count as "in poverty" than you did a couple of years ago.

Over the last couple of years, the number of children in that definition of poverty has actually GROWN. Families which used to be above the poverty threshold are now below it, even though you now have to be poorer to qualify than two years ago. A whole cohort of families have seen their incomes reduce faster and harder than the national median.

Which is as good a way as any to show that the government's policies are hitting the poorest hardest.

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 1:31pm
BigJimBob | 13 December 2011 - 2:41pm

That's fascinating.

First those who claim we need fiscal conservatism ‘because the money has run out’ are not telling the truth: the money’s there all right. It’s just been shifted to wealth owners, who don’t want to pay tax on it which is why government is borrowing so much. To accept the ‘money is run out’ argument is to simply say this shift and the resulting inequality is a done deal.

Thanks, JimBob.

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 3:02pm

I'm not so sure

If people think things are bad now, they're probably going to get even worse. And there's only so long you can blame an outgoing government for things (and that's a whole other argument). Even the first Blair term, with its extended honeymoon didn't get away with Major-bashing forever before people started to ask questions about its performance.

And, in this case, there's a growing middle class, partly created by public sector management expansion that is much more fearful than it was and potentially quite mobile in their choice of "leadership".

I'm fairly sure that the Millibot won't last until 2015, he's a decent enough man but it looks like he's not really up to the job of leading a political party. That said, I don't see much in the way of comfort for the Conservatives, who are likely to be massively unpopular with the economic downturn affecting more parts of the economy than say, the recession of the early 1980s. And they seem currently particularly adept to be alienating significant portions of their own traditional electoral base (let's see how the shuffling about over the HS2 rail link goes in the Home Counties, shall we?).

The Lib Dems are basically toast if Clegg leads them in to the election, and not much better off if he doesn't; any new leader will be probably be tarred with the brush of having sat in a coalition cabinet.

I reckon the turnout at the next election will see a new low in living memory. Not, as the political hacks usually claim, as a result of "voter apathy", but something far more deeper and corrosive: voter antipathy. More and more people are actively eschewing the "traditional" channels of representation and instead moving towards single issue protest, or more diffuse affiliations like Occupy LSX. I don't feel in any way connected to anyone in politics at the national level; it feels like a cosy, rather hermetic little enclave for those of particular social and philosophical training (good school -> off to Oxford or other high ranking university at a pinch to do PPE or similar -> work as researcher for party -> get on candidate list -> get safer seat -> on greasy career pole up the junior ranks - > ministerial post -> cabinet post etc.). Still, at least it doesn't actually let them loose in the real world.

The Occupy movement is an interesting example, if we're honest. There doesn't seem to be a single traditional core but there is certainly a commonality of interest in a variety of areas that provides motivation for this stuff to happen.

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illuminatus | 13 December 2011 - 1:46pm

really?

"And there's only so long you can blame an outgoing government for things"

I heard a Glasgow Labour councillor on the radio blaming Margaret Thatcher for crime in his area ... last summer. Yes, 2010. Twenty years after she was removed from office.

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DC Eisenhower | 13 December 2011 - 1:47pm

yeah but

The Labour Party in Glasgow is not noted for its bottomless well of intellectual talent...

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Glenbervie | 13 December 2011 - 4:23pm

And he was right

She left our society a fundamentally more selfish place. And therefore one with higher crime. That's not the whole story of course but it's part of it and, in context (which we are not given) a reasonable point to make.

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Lando Cakes | 13 December 2011 - 9:17pm

Occupy London

I thought the whole idea of it was that something WOULD happen, rather than some self-congratulating old hippies and younger studenty types being ignored by the powers that be, whilst not doing much, getting in the way of a public building together with accidentally exposing the petty in-fighting of organised religion. Just seems a bit pointless to me.

The Occupy people in America on the other hand seem to be doing a better job if only on a publicity front.

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badger_king | 13 December 2011 - 2:59pm

The problem with occupy London

and many similar broad churches (pardon the pun) is that they clearly identify the problem but do not have an agreed and implementable way forward. Same problem I found with Naomi Klein's "no logo". "this cannot continue" is a starting point, but to actually change things we need rather boring point by point plans.

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paulwright | 13 December 2011 - 7:12pm

If I've read your post correctly,

are you claiming that only the portion of the electorate that vote Labour are not 'selfish, greedy, stupid and easily-manipulated'? Great to see you're full of the milk of human kindness.

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ianess | 13 December 2011 - 7:55pm

Not quite

I was referring to the results of the Social Attitudes survey, not strictly to people who vote Tory/Lib Dem. I didn't intend to imply that only Labour voters are selfless, etc.

My fear is that the Conservative agenda really does encourage precisely those beliefs, which isn't to imply that Tory voters or supporters are uniformly like that.

"Milk of human kindness"? It's not turned that sour yet.
*Ringo voice* "Peace'n'luv!"

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man.of.soup | 15 December 2011 - 1:52pm

Thanks for responding

However, the Blairs and the Kinnocks, for example, are prime examples of greed and selfishness.
There is also an argument to be made that every Labour manifesto is an appeal to the greed of their potential support. 'Thick' and 'easily manipulated' are descriptions that can also be all too easily applied to Labour supporters.

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ianess | 16 December 2011 - 1:40am

"'Thick' and 'easily manipulated' are descriptions "

that can be applied to most people, unfortunately. Over the last thirty years in particular, governments of various political hue (so let's not blame just Thatch) have, in essence, relied on that fact. They have appealed to people's baser instincts, either by the simple bribery of lower income tax (just don't look when it's all grabbed back in indirect taxes), or saying that you can have something for nothing: why, yes! Of course you can have better public services, and you can pay less for them and everything will be just peachy. We know that's not true, really. But many of us will swallow it again and again when the serious electioneering begins every five years or so.

In the end, most political parties rely on the fact that they can convince enough people to put the cross in the box because they think they'll get some personal gain out of it, and that it will be at others' expense. We get the governments that, in the end, we deserve, I'm afraid.

Social cohesion and a social conscience are so last millennium aren't they, darling?

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illuminatus | 16 December 2011 - 2:01am

Wholly agree

with your post.

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ianess | 16 December 2011 - 2:35pm

Disagree re the Kinnocks

Transparently decent folk, I think. Jury still out re the Blairs, though I wouldn't say they were *prime* examples of either of those vices.

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Lando Cakes | 16 December 2011 - 7:26pm

Thanks for the laugh

Can't think of many other ex-PMs, nor families of failed politicians, who have so comprehensively filled their boots. Obviously, the dreaded Thatcher managed to wield her malign influence even over these latter-day saints.
'Jury still out re the Blairs' - I would suggest that is the very definition of 'minority point of view.'
As regards the Blairs, 'byword for greed' may be a better choice of phrase.

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ianess | 17 December 2011 - 2:52am

?!

"Transparently decent folk, I think"

I almost choked on my cornflakes reading that.

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DC Eisenhower | 17 December 2011 - 8:39am

Yep

Glenys was on the Europe & Welsh gravy train for decades - still is I assume. As for the Blairs - utterly shameless money grubbing has been given a bad name by that pair (and Major too)

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FakeGeordie | 17 December 2011 - 3:02pm

Agreed

I was taught by someone who was at uni with Neil...she had stories that put me off him before he became leader of the LP.

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BigJimBob | 17 December 2011 - 3:23pm

By gravy train

I assume you mean "elected to serve". Nothing to apologise for there, IMO. The fact is that there are many who will simply not forgive them for having the temerity to be prominent socialists. Worse, they didn't even go to the right schools. Imagine. Best leave running things to our betters, dontcha know.

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Lando Cakes | 17 December 2011 - 3:31pm

And the laughs just keep on coming

Neil Kinnock was not elected to his post. Glenys was, but then so would any donkey with a red rosette in that constituency. Nepotism in action. If I recall, members of their family also sucked on the Euro teat.
Kinnock has carved out a very pampered, elitist, fat cat existence, but is given a free pass, purely because he trots out Old Labour platitudes.
I'm away to tug my forelock now, I think I can spot a public schoolboy coming my way.

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ianess | 17 December 2011 - 5:01pm

Come on

that's a little too much on the bitter side isn't it? SO they are professional politicians...who isn't on either side? Plenty of politicos have trod the Eurocrat path.

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BigJimBob | 17 December 2011 - 5:10pm

Tugging, indeed.

I'm not sold on the idea that democracy itself is somehow devalued by people voting with a preference contrary to your own. Annoying, I grant you, but them's the vagaries.

Nor does nepotism mean what you appear to think it means.

Neil Kinnock was indeed appointed to his post. That is how those posts are filled. You may argue that the Commission - the EU's civil service - should be elected (I don't) or that it should be more like the UK civil service (too late - but that's what happens when you're a late joiner) however it's hardly Neil Kinnock's fault that it is not.

As I've said, the Kinnock's are decent folk. They have dedicated their lives to the service of others. It's not a trendy thing and indeed the fashion is to sneer at that ideal. However, it's something that I continue to value and, who knows, perhaps it'll catch on again.

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Lando Cakes | 17 December 2011 - 5:16pm

Nepotism

is favouritism shown to relatives. This is precisely how the Kinnocks staffed their Euro offices. Also, are you really suggesting that Glenys did not get the nod simply on the back of her husband?
The Kinnocks have clearly dedicated their lives to enriching themselves from the public purse. In this endeavour, they have been extremely successful. Rather like Mandelson. There is no evidence whatsoever that they have dedicated themselves to the service of others.
I, too, would value selfless dedication to public service. I see little of it today from our political classes.

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ianess | 17 December 2011 - 5:43pm

By 'gravy train'

I meant the nether world where faded politicians go to get rich. I can't bring myself to apologise for that because it seems pretty self-evidently true of pretty much all of them. You don't see any running corner shops.

I think thats true of nearly all politicians now and their very poor record of going to work for City firms /PFI companies and stints on lucrative quangos is one of the reasons we're so f***d as a nation - they're utterly compromised in the middle of the biggest scandal in 200 years. Kinnock too - I don't regard all politicians as crooks but power=patronage in the modern era. Its like going back to the Georgians it really is

I'm sorry Lando if I offended you because its pretty rare I disagree with anything you say but even your faves are likely to be in the same boat/trough. And I'm certainly no posh kid telling people to get back in their box doncha know - quite the reverse

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FakeGeordie | 17 December 2011 - 6:33pm

My ex-MP became a taxi driver

Though I suspect that Ron Brown was not the type you had in mind.

Comradely disagreement always welcome FG. Unless you're with the People's Front of Judea of course.

I'm just weary/wary of the great betrayal cliche. Let's leave sainthood for the churches.

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Lando Cakes | 17 December 2011 - 10:55pm

Evidence please

If they have indeed given jobs to relatives then I would be happy to say that's wrong (if all too common). I'd appreciate a pointer to the evidence though.

For the record, Glenys has always been the more popular half of the duo in Wales, so any suggestion that she got selected simply because of her hubby is nonsense.

The evidence that they have served others is plentiful, if you choose to see it. However you will not do so if you choose not to. In particular, if you subscribe to the fashionable notion that all politicians are venal and self-serving, you will see no good in anything they do. However, the truth is that most of them, Kinnock's included, are motivated by some sense of public service. Even - to my eternal astonishment - the ones I don't agree with. My local Tory councillor, for example, is an excellent chap and a model of the hard-working local representative.

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Lando Cakes | 17 December 2011 - 10:47pm

Stepher Kinnock:

C&P from Wiki:
"Stephen Kinnock was a British Council Development and Training Services lobbyist based in Brussels from 1997 when his father was a European Commissioner and was promoted to British Council's Brussels Director in 2002. After his father became Chair of The British Council on leaving the European Commission, Stephen Kinnock was transferred to Russia as Director of The British Council in St. Petersburg until he was deported for drunk driving and his office was closed down by the Russian authorities for tax irregularities.[citation needed]"

One can interpret those facts according to one's own agenda

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sitheref2409 | 18 December 2011 - 3:04pm

So...

a level transfer from one location to another? Hardly nepotism is it?

And the "drunk driving" was widely held to be part of a campaign of intimidation against the British Council on the part of the Russian authorities.

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Lando Cakes | 18 December 2011 - 9:03pm

You asked for evidence of nepotism

In addition to the son also rising, Rachel Kinnock also found paid employment in the Euro Parlt, working for her fragrant, delightful Mum.
The Kinnocks also double-dipped for accommodation allowances, despite both living in the same home in Brussels.
His sinecure as Commissioner and her being granted her safe seat, courtesy solely of her marital status, is reckoned to have earned them in the region of £10 million to date, including massive pensions. Not a bad reward for someone who'd have made a half-decent college lecturer.
Try some research in future instead of a blind refusal to accept others' claims and then indulging in bluster, misdirection, evasion and a general chippiness rather than facing facts.

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ianess | 18 December 2011 - 11:58pm

How many of us

Followed our parents not just into careers but with offers of employment with the same establishment? Not many I bet. And fewer still in the public sector. However it's dressed up, it stinks. Obviously other opinions are available.

In all honesty, George Osbourne has earned his place more than the Kinnock clan. Probably. The fact that I'm even considering it speaks volumes.

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Leedsboy | 19 December 2011 - 12:03am
Lando Cakes | 19 December 2011 - 12:37am

Well

by the establishment I mean exactly that. The British Council receives around 20% of its funding from the UK Government. Its very neat and I'm afraid I don't buy the fact that his parents having powerful positions in the EU didn't help him out.

He has since become a political lobbyist (nice) and appears to be upsetting the Danish electorate by claiming his residence tax base is Switzerland whilst his wife, the Danish PM, claims that the family are based in Denmark.

I think getting a job at the EU whilst both your parents are working there has a small hint of nepotism so I think the daughter is also a beneficiary. Ultimately, I can live with this as I know it goes on. But I do find the perceived wisdom that Tories have their nose in the trough whilst Labour are all hard working politicians to be naive and dangerously simplistic.

I'm off to earn some money so I can pay some tax to keep these people in the manner they have grown accustomed to. That will be tax I pay in the country that I and my family live in. Not the one down the road that is cheaper.

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Leedsboy | 19 December 2011 - 10:52am

Say wha?

Some objectivity needed, I fancy.

NK's "sinecure" - what most of us know as a job - was as one of the UK's two appointments to the European Commission. If I remember rightly, the nomination came from that well-known leftist John Major.

And once again, you return to your fixation with Glenys Kinnock's career. Why do you resent it so? She won a nomination on her own merits, the "safe seat" in this instance being the Wales euro-constituency.

Did they get paid the going rate for their jobs? Fine. Why would it be otherwise?

Did GK really employ her daughter, as opposed to her being employed by the European Parliament? Wrong if so, of course. But that's basically all it comes down to isn't it?

Given the loathing that the Kinnock's seem to inspire in Tories everywhere, I can only surmise that that they have managed to get something very right.

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Lando Cakes | 19 December 2011 - 12:36am

Yet again

Try doing the research. She employed her daughte in her officer. Also, please stop trying to finesse Glenys's nomination. How can you seriously claim that her marriage to Kinnock played no part in this?
I have no 'fixation' with the Kinnocks - I've spent more time in the last couple of days thinking about this rather ludicrous pair than I have in the past decade.
I have no 'loathing' for either of them, neither am I a Tory. My attitude towards them is rampant cynicism at their motives and disdain for their hypocrisy (Lord Kinnock) and contempt for their champagne Socialism.
My experience of diehard Labourites is that they regard their movement more as a religion than an ideology. Bearing that in mind, any discussion with them or yourself is about as enlightening and enthralling as debating Islam with an Ayatollah.
i also noticed your recent ludicrous claim that Thatcher had inspired an entire nation to become selfish (though how everyone proved so susceptible to her manipulations is beyond me) and that the baleful effects of this were still being felt, despite 13 years of recent Labour government. Obviously, Thatcher inspires intense loathing with all Labour supporters - doesn't this then mean, according to your logic, that she must have done something very, very right? Or is that just as much BS as your assertion?

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ianess | 19 December 2011 - 1:00am

You'll note

My entirely genuine tip to interpret this as you want.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other. I suspect the truth is that the Kinnocks maximized every opportunity that they could.

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sitheref2409 | 19 December 2011 - 1:20am

I must have been mistaken

"The fact is that there are many who will simply not forgive them for having the temerity to be prominent socialists. Worse, they didn't even go to the right schools. Imagine. Best leave running things to our betters, dontcha know."

And here was me thinking that I didn't like Lord Kinnockio because he was a pompous ass who had been milking the public dime for decades, peddling his tiresome class-warrior schtick through a deadly mix of turgid verbiage and nauseating piety. I'm embarrassed to admit that I once voted for this man to become our PM.

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DC Eisenhower | 18 December 2011 - 9:42pm

You used to live in Islwyn

Presumably?

By "milking the public dime" I take it you mean that he had the temerity to stand for election and win? Some appear to find this hard to forgive. Strange but true.

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Lando Cakes | 18 December 2011 - 10:58pm

Who are these

mythical beings who 'find this hard to forgive? ' I have nothing against his being elected to his seat - I simply disagree with your misty-eyed description of Lord and Lady Kinnock (forelock duly tugged) that they are 'transparently decent people' who have selflessly devoted themselves to public service with no thought of reward.

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ianess | 18 December 2011 - 11:52pm

Christ alive, chaps.

I'm starting to understand how people must feel when I get on one.

Sorry. Sorry, everyone.

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Bob | 19 December 2011 - 2:35am

it's all relative, innit?

"The measure of child poverty is if a child is raised in a household which brings in 60% or less of the national median income".

This is probably for another thread, but I reckon that's a daft way to measure it and actually degrades the very notion of poverty.

Using this method, 'poverty' in any given locale, will be determined by the number of millionaires living in the area. If Bill Gates, Sheikh Mansour and Roman Abramovich moved to Glasgow (for example), anyone earning under 75K could be defined as living in 'poverty'.

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DC Eisenhower | 13 December 2011 - 1:44pm

But my central point still holds

The current economic conditions are pushing a cohort who used to earn over the threshold BELOW the new, lower threshold. If they weren't being hit disproportionately harder, they would stay comfortably above it. That's the point. The actual definition of poverty wasn't the issue.

(That said, I think your your point about relative poverty is well taken - at least theoretically. In reality, the area below 60% of the median income is not a place in which I'd like to raise a child.)

Meantime, how are the supposed wealth creators doing? Very nicely. Not exactly the miracle of trickle-down economics that free-marketeers would like us to buy into. I thought if the rich were OK, we were all OK? Isn't that how conservative supply-side economics is supposed to work?

Seems not.

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 2:00pm

Trickle down economics was always utter abject shite

Even more so at a time when all the money is being hoovered up by tame politicians of all stripes and given to the banks and corporations to put on their balance sheets i.e. hoarded.

This is an interesting article from those drooling pinko loser lefties at Business Insider.

The gist of it is - a very very VERY rich man who has $9 million disposable income p.a. reckons its doing much less good than if it were distributed much as it were 30 years ago - i.e. not so terrifyingly weighted towards the top. Warren Buffett feels the same way too.

"If that $9+ million had gone to 9,000 families instead of Hanauer, it would almost certainly have been pumped right back into the economy via consumption (i.e., demand). And, in so doing, it would have created more jobs.
Hanauer estimates that, if most American families were taking home the same share of the national income that they were taking home 30 years ago, every family would have another $10,000 of disposable income to spend."

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/rich-people-do-not-create-jobs-2011-12?ut...

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FakeGeordie | 13 December 2011 - 2:34pm

Persuasive stuff.

The central point - that the $9m of personal income that the chap in the piece keeps after tax is mostly in a bank, generating interest for itself - really struck me hard. He's not going to buy 3000 cars or 100 houses with that. He'll buy maybe 5 cars and 5 houses. Give (redistribute) the same money to a few hundred middle-income families, and they'll put a far greater proportion of it back into the real economy.

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 2:44pm

No

Because the median income would hardly change at all. The mean income would, however. This is why the median is the correct measure to use for this kind of profile

If however, 20% of the sample population suddenly started earning 30% more, that would have an affect on the median levels. However, tha point about relative levels of poverty is sound.

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illuminatus | 13 December 2011 - 1:50pm

Poverty

should be about not being able to afford fundamental requirements for a reasonable life. Roof, heat, healthcare, food and that type of stuff. It shouldn't be the answer to an equation based upon an average.

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Leedsboy | 13 December 2011 - 2:23pm

That may be true...

...but that's not why I brought it up. The interesting thing is that the metric now includes more people, when statistically the state of the economy should have reduced it.

The label "child poverty" was just the context in which the stats came up. It's the stats themselves that are the relevant bit, not what we think poverty really is.

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 2:31pm

Thinks hard back to statistics O level

As the average is a median not an arithmetic mean, then it is likely that there would be more people falling under the 60% median figure. The high and low points will likely not move (or not move much) so the mid point would be relatively constant. With people losing jobs, hours or taking salary cuts, more people would then move toward the low point taking the number below the 60% median down.

It makes sense statistically (to me at least). It sort of underlines why the median measure is statistically sensible I suppose.

My head hurts now. I'm going to get a brew.

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Leedsboy | 13 December 2011 - 2:50pm

This blog is driving you to drink LB

First tea - then beer further up - good man.

(BTW I am with you on the Guardian...)

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FakeGeordie | 13 December 2011 - 7:58pm

Sadly I found drink

before I found this blog.

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Leedsboy | 13 December 2011 - 9:12pm

Sadly?

Sadly?

"you drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank you" - EBTG

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paulwright | 13 December 2011 - 9:18pm

from memory

the 60% of median measure is a little more complicated than that since it also takes into account family size and what you have left after you've paid for housing, possibly some other stuff ... this makes sense as a family of four in a three bedroom house in an area with astronomical council tax is hardly in the same financial boat (on 60% of one median wage) than the likes of me for instance (with a one bedrm flat and no other mouths to feed apart from mine on 60% of the median wage) ...

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Glenbervie | 15 December 2011 - 1:38pm

I just wanted to say

that the intention of the OP was to throw light,in a satirical manner, on Clegg's choice of "platform" for acknowledging his level of accountability to the electorate.

I'm more than happy for everyone to discuss animatedly the ins and outs of the current government's policies/personalities - not that you need my say so on this - but just wanted to add a reminder that the OP was a flashbulb moment of attempted humour and not a call for a full-on debate.

In other words I don't want to feel guilty if someone gets a cob on at some point. Or I'll cry.

I am Nick Clegg aren't I?

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Ahh_Bisto | 13 December 2011 - 2:10pm

Bleeve it or not...

...my one about Francis Maude and mandates was intended quite lightly, too. Oh well. That's one of the nice things about here: threads sometimes deviate from their intended course!

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Bob | 13 December 2011 - 2:12pm

Me?

I thought they were both wryly amusing, in the way that gallows humour usually tends to be.. ;)

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illuminatus | 13 December 2011 - 3:29pm

No-one in particular

It's all great stuff that's being posted.

I think it was the fact that I'd re-read Stick's post about his life at a Royal Mail sorting office and it made me count my blessings, as I often do when I read posts on here. Mentally putting things into context made me want to confirm what prompted my OP. I was trying to raise a laugh not a case against politicians and their policies, a light-hearted distraction not a heavy-laden debate/discussion.

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Ahh_Bisto | 13 December 2011 - 4:18pm

I still like Clegg

His lot are only minority members and I can understand his wish so far to keep a united front and keep the arguments behind closed doors. However, obviously it's done the party a lot of harm. I expect what has really gone on will become much clearer in the run up to the next election. The pressure is on now and as we can see, the stronger disagreements are starting to become public knowledge.

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kidpresentable | 13 December 2011 - 2:15pm

Strangely

On Sunday when I read about Clegg's Marr interview I tweeted along the lines of "Where did Clegg find his bollocks."
Then less than 24 hours later he lops them off again and leaves them in a jar by the door.
What a wazzock.

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jimmyshoes01 | 13 December 2011 - 2:21pm

Another perspective on the Clegg Situation

Sorry if it lightens the mood a little in thd run-up to xmas :)

http://carlmaxim.wordpress.com/2011/12/13/scientists-capture-first-glimp...

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Skuds | 13 December 2011 - 6:47pm

As opposed to the Higgs Cameron?

http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/europe#comment-509698

*disappears up own reductio ad absurdam thanks to stimpy*

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Vulpes Vulpes | 13 December 2011 - 7:35pm
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