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How to play bass on stage
Posted by mojoworking on 6 September 2011 - 3:04pm.
Everything you need to know about playing bass on stage including, most importantly, the ass-tight jeans
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A bass player writes
I'm still going to stick to shimmying about a bit at the back, until I drag myself forward for vocal duties.
Maybe I'll incorporate some Derek Smalls-esque 'spraying fire like Godzilla'.
"Deliver the bratwurst!"
It's the look on his face which says "am I getting away with this?" - no you're not mate
Gives bass players
a bad name.
"Tongue hangin' out, blood all over the place".
And Pabst Blue Ribbon is not sold everywhere.
I was hoping to play some bass on stage, at some point.
Unfortunately, I am totally unable to "deliver the cucumber".
I have played bass on stage.
My failure to provide salad vegetables is clearly the reason why I am not doing so now, on a professional basis.
You just get cooler all the time, you know that?