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Hi, I'm Buster Iles, what's your porn star name?
Posted by Dave Amitri on 24 November 2009 - 10:30pm.
This very silly yet mildly entertaining game raised it's head at work again today, you have probably done this before but if not I would like to share it with you. You take the name of your first pet and add it to your mothers maiden name which gives you your porn star name. I would become porn star "Buster Iles". I wish that I had chosen it as my user name, I may ask Fraser to change it (especially after posting this thread). So what would your porn star name be?
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Not so good
My first pet was Joey and my mum's surname was Owen. Joey Owen sounds more like a boxer from the early 70s. Now if it was the 2nd pet then I'd be Goldie Owen. Although that sounds like a gangster from the East End in the 60s...
My wife's would be Whiskey Miles which is much better.
bend my gender?
Bimbo Ginz.
Tibbles MacDonald
!
Murphy Bolt
Which I'm quite proud of!
Do you know how to get your Ramones name?
Shorten your first and stick either "Y" or and "e" on the end and stick "Ram...
Well, seeing as you asked
mine's Dickie Azizollahoff
Goldie Knights.....
.....but I prefer to be known as Farquar McChully!!!
Jasper Miles
Not bad. My Star Wars name is Ibuprofen Metro though.
of course your do know this "pornstar name meme"
was just a scam to fish for people's security questions for online banking services ;-)
My thoughts exactly!
I now picture this so-called 'daveross' crouched over a keyboard in a humid Nigerian shack, working on ever more devious ways to part the all too gullible from their hard earned...
The Del Amitri adoration was obviously just a fiendishly clever cover story to make us trust him. Despicable!
Damn, foiled
by DougieJ and ChrisG like they're your real names! Don't worry I'll pay it all back.
I've never given either "Buster" or "Iles" as a password or answer, a bit obvious when you think about it and not exactly TOP SECRET information. If anyone has revealed anything they shouldn't have hopefully it can be deleted, Fraser? Now back to the e-mails.
"Congratulations friend, my name is General Mbeki Nkesi of the Nigerian High Comission........"
Pixie/Dixie* Pargiter
I suppose I'd be appearing in gay porn, with a name like that.
*we had two rabbits at the time, named after the cartoon characters, Pixie & Dixie.
I'd prefer Dick Hurtz.
Aren't these
the twins in The Archers?
Maybe
but circa 1962 it was these guys...
Snurre Tøndevold...
Ok, I'll try to anglify it.
Bugs Bunny is called Snurre Sprett in Norwegian.
American cousins renamed Turnwall on Ellis Island.
Bugs Turnwall.
2nd pet called Veslepus (Little Pussy). Slightly effeminate name for a male porn star.
Wu-name: Inebriated Assistant
Horse name: Stormy Futon
I'm always on to a winner with this.
My mum's maiden name was Large.
And her dad was, coincidentally, a big bloke. He was sure he was the only person who could buy his pants from Marks and Spencer with his name pre-printed in them.
I've never had a pet of my own. But we did have a cat once called Pobs. Short for Pobbles. So Pobs Large I am.
I quite fancy having two cats. I'd want to call them Bumble and Titania. So I can shout "BUM! TIT!" out the back door when it's time for them to come in.
Lenmeister
you'd certainly give 'em a right good drilling
My Pornstar name...
would be an absolute giveaway to anyone trying to pinch my password. Mother's maiden name is almost obligatory in bank secondary questions, and only this morning Yahoo suggested first pet's name as a good password recovery question.
I would be...
... Spliff Lee.
Lassie Smith
Not great but Mrs. Y would have been Toffee Lynch which is much more like it.
Timmy Johnston
More like a bloody kids TV presenter than a pornstar.
Chico Edwards
Enough said
Whisky Ash
Not bad at all.
I used to work in a stationers, where the boss was a humourless crusty old right-wing git. One day out of boredom, me and the other guys working there shared our pornstar names . The boss overheard us and asked us what we were chatting about, so without telling him why we asked him his the names of his first pet and his mother's maiden name.
His porn star name? Sambo Lovekin. Oh dear...
Bobby Bowman for me
I'm sure there's at least a single entendre in there
Scamp O'Connell
The Irish lurve machine !
by the way, What's an Irishmans definition of foreplay ?
- He phones from the pub to let her know he's on his way
Jokey Kilbride
Which is the least pornographic porn name ever. Previous workmates thought that that name was so crap it ended up my actual nickname for a while.
"Sooty" Christie
Sounds like a black boxer from the 1800s. Or something. But a gangster at least.
Has a nice ring to ot though.
And I never put mother's maiden name as a password. Too obvious to try and guess. I go for something a bit more geeky. But anyone on here that had been paying attention could probably guess it.
Thumper McGrath
Thumper McGrath
Puss McGregor
Porn star or Bond girl? Probably both.
Everard Berry
Oh yes.
Bollywood porn, anyone?
Possum Kambeyanda
Panda Stone
Can you imagine me?
My absolute favourite
Porn Star name was my friend's.
It was "Pooh Hoole".
Sounds even funnier in a Norfolk accent.
I don't get it
this IS my porn name...
Just call me
Rags Glanville