Heroes & Hotties
Posted by Liam Hatchet on 11 March 2008 - 3:02pm.
Hottie:
Anita Ekberg
The woman who makes you lust like a lascivious lap dog, and salivate all the same. She's the pinnacle of all desire. She's the cushion of wanton play...and just look at them t*t's.
Hero:
Rik Mayall
Subsequent to his 80s hey day, turns in ‘Bottom'' and ‘The New Statesman'' have been underrated and under appreciated. His possession of physicality in comedy is something that hasn't been emulated since and for this, I applaud him. There is no match for his lecherous gurning, smug-mug glances, predilection for nob-gags and constant pawing of his crouch.
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Yeah
and just look also at the s****ist g*t
oh, is that what the 'g'
oh, is that what the 'g' stand's for?
Smart Idea from Word HQ
Which smart Word journo thought that Heroes and Hotties was a good idea? We deserve to know! Its a rubbish idea. And a bit predictable. Especially Julie Burchill. I thought the Words tagline was "Intelligent Life on Planet Rock". More like Fraggle Rock. Although more than made up for by the report on the Folk Awards and John Martyns witticisms, which did make me laugh.
yeah, it's abit FHM...but
yeah, it's abit FHM...but let's indulge it for the moment, shall we?
Who is Kylie?
Who is Kylie?
Men Only
It's getting a bit top shelf round here.
Any motoring features available?
It's always men only here, isn't it?
Just think of it as a tribute to Paul Raymond, Mr D.
Anyway, it's only Kylie.
The thin end of the wedge
It'll be luscious Linda Lusardi tomorrow. I can see it coming.
Well put it away, then!
(duck)
Dumb.
Now that we have dumbed down the Word website with all this t*ts and a*s 'Loaded' nonsense perhaps we can expect future blogs to concern themselves with where to secure the finest egg and chips on the Costa del Sol and how best to order Chicken Vindaloos in loud voices whilst spilling pints of Cobra all over the poppadoms?
( Incidentally, there is no apostrophe in "stand's " and the 'g' really 'stands' for 'Grandisonian' ).
Let's get things in proportion
It is one pic of an actress. If there it T&A everywhere I haven't seen them. Be careful with this month's mag though - there is a SHOCKING picture of Debbie Harry dressed as a schoolgirl. What is the world coming to.
Kate Mossman and Laura Barton and Julie Burchill aren't men...
...or are they? I for one am thanking Kate for getting a picture of Oliver Reed into the mag. Lovely!