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Heroes

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I put it to you, members of the Jury here assembled, that the TV programmes "Heroes" and "Lost" and their ilk are guilty of being the biggest piles of unintelligible shite ever invented, as well as going on and on and on.. just stop, please. My son and wife are now watching, being huge fans.

ME: "I thought Sila was dead?"
SON: "No he's back now"
ME: "I thought he was the personification of evil?"
WIFE: Shut up I'm trying to listen."
SON: No., he's good now, and that's his mother."
ME: "That's his mother?"
WIFE: Shut up I'm trying to listen."
SON: "No, God Dad you're so stupid."
ME: "Fuck off the pair of you I'm off down the pub." (OK the last sentence didn't happen)

Bloody hell, I've watched "Battleship Potemkin" and listened to John Cage in my time, but I like to UNDERSTAND what's going on. These programmes, slick as they are, just make me reach for the Johnny Walkers. And no, I'm not watching it, to the people who shout, "just turn it over!." I'll just go and read me Jack the Ripper book now.

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Life is too short...

give me an episode of Porridge, that'll do me.

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Patrick Crowther | 9 January 2010 - 11:37pm

And me

That is why I am here now!

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Uncle Wheaty | 9 January 2010 - 11:46pm

I've never 'got' all those lauded US dramas;

Lost, Sopranos, 24, The Wire, etc etc, they all seem to be over-written, over-acted nonsense.

Give me a tightly scripted 30-minute Galton & Simpson or Clement & LaFrenais anyday

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stimpy | 10 January 2010 - 12:03am

Etc

That's the first time I've seen The Sopranos and The Wire shoved in there with Lost.

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Lucas Hare | 10 January 2010 - 8:13pm

Mmmm... They're all the same to me

I just don't get on with any of them. I liked Hill Street Blues and Thirtysomething 25 years back, but can't be bothered with rambling US drama anymore.

On a related note, the Americans could do with cutting down the number of episodes/series of *everything*. If you can't say it in 8-12 episodes, it probably shouldn't be worth saying :-)

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stimpy | 10 January 2010 - 8:35pm

I loved the first season of

I loved the first season of Heroes, pure Geek heaven, the last two seasons smacked of desperation, charcters endlessly repeating the same development arcs with no development at all. Bored of this season after twenty minutes. One year of greatness, three years of shark jumping.

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ian s | 10 January 2010 - 12:12am

Completely agree.

If I knew Sylar was going to get hideously slaughtered, followed by the apocalyptic loss of every other Hero in some huge act of self-sacrifice, I might just watch one final episode.

Otherwise, it's just too much like hard work.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 10 January 2010 - 11:37am

I haven't got a clue what my wife is watching.

At half past seven, not long after dinner, I slinked off to my *room* with a bottle of wine and my guitar. After an hour or so buggering about with old records and said guitar, this came up -


He was a feckin' genius!!

What was it that bloke once sang..."who needs tv when I got T Rex?"

Do what you want to do....yer wife and son will be glad of the peace....mine certainly are....win/win!

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bigsteviecook | 10 January 2010 - 12:25am

All too much for me as well.

My sister bought me the box set of Prison Break for Christmas.

Anyone want it?

Nurse Jackie has started this week. My wife, Nurse Ashley, watched it Just To See. I passed an eye over it.

Fuck my old boots. It's brilliant. Just wonderful. Dark, dark humour, deft writing, wonderful characters. I detect the hand of Jed Mercurio. Half an hour of greatness. Every night.

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Lenny Law | 10 January 2010 - 1:01am

give prison break a rattle

it's a load of old cobblers, but it's entertaining brain candy...

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ivan | 10 January 2010 - 2:45am

Agreed.

I caught one episode of Nurse Jackie by inertia (i.e. half sozzled on the sofa, ready for bed but channel-hopping for summat to sip the last glass to) and thought it was rather excellent too. I can't say I'll make a habit of catching it, as I don't care to watch that much telly usually, but it's mentally pegged as 'worthwhile', which is saying something these days.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 10 January 2010 - 11:41am

Heroes:

I enjoyed it.
Likeable nonsense.

Hiro, Ando & HRG are great TV value.

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prezbo | 10 January 2010 - 1:06am

As a couple

who have enjoyed "The Wire", "Dexter" and "Battlestar", both the GLW and I were totally nonplussed by the episode tonight. The GLW loved the first series, but, like many others, believed the second series holed the franchise below the waterline. Admittedly, we'd not followed the last series so we had a similar coversation to the reported one above except neither of us had any answers.
I don't agree that they're all over-written, it just seems to be that unless they're HBO the programmes rely on viewing figures to survive, which means that writers don't necessarily get time to develop cohesive story-arcs whtever their plans, and if they continue to get the viewing figures the stories are extended beyond their natural lifespan - in the former case, think "Dollhouse", in the latter, think "Lost"( seriously, I've read features in sci-fi mags about what's going on in that programe and even Mr Hawking would have his understanding tested).

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Grant | 10 January 2010 - 6:50am

Heroes

Saw my first episode yesterday - couldn't understand a word of it. These series are never chanced upon nowadays. You have to actively decide to buy into the marketing hype announcing a new US drama and commit to watching it over the run. You can bail at any time but you can never jump on board mid run to join in.

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James Helford | 10 January 2010 - 7:56am

Lost Watching Heroes

Watched Heroes last night, missed most of the second and third seasons, so didn't really have a clue what was going on. The blond cheer leader still looks cute though.
Just waiting to get Lost Season 5 in the post and I can't wait, massive Lost fan. Still need to see the final half of the last season of BSG too!Another great American series.

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David Wright | 10 January 2010 - 1:04pm

Agree with Lenny above about Nurse Jackie

I think the reason it succeeds is because it's just half anhour long. no time for padding.

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Vorgongod | 10 January 2010 - 1:35pm

Seconded

It's quite refreshing that it's in a half hour format, mind you in the US I would imagine they pad it over an hour with ads etc.

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Mint | 10 January 2010 - 8:54pm

Lost

Agreed that Heroes was a load of unintelligable nonsense. I tried to get into it. But the characters just left me cold.

Lost on the other hand is superb. But its not one for the casual observer. I started watching series one episode one, and have watched every single episode since, in order, twice. And some of the additional clips from the website. And it sort of makes sense. Well, the characters' lives do, at any rate. I haven't seen series 5 yet. I need more money before that happens, but I'm excited. Because for the first time it'll explain WHAT the island is, as it was hinted at in series 4. But the level of plot intricacy and self-referencing can be a minefield for someone who gets in half an episode of series 3. it won't make sense. But in the context of the massive storyline, it'll probably all becoming abundantly clear.

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badger_king | 10 January 2010 - 3:30pm

Lost is mint

No arguement
It's fact

Almost don't want teh last season to start in a couple of weeks cos that means it will be soon be all over. I felt the same before watchi9ng the finale of BSG. Deciding to end before flogging a horse way past death (are you listening. Chris Carter?) is the way to go.

And anyone who says "they are making it up as they go along" gave up watching midway through deason two. Its all coming together nicely and old mysteries are paying off brilliantly. Not gonna SPOILERZ for those not up to date.

I tried starting Prison Break, The Wire and others but they couldn't hook me in - Lost, BSG and (initially) Heroes did. Its a v personal thing TV.

The second season internal infighting and strike killed Heroes (and those bloody Oirish accents) and its struggled ever since

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DogFacedBoy | 10 January 2010 - 4:21pm

The wife and I

The wife and I have just devoured Mad Men seasons 1 and 2 over the last few weeks. Highly recommended portrayal of New York City in 1960.

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Kay Lester | 10 January 2010 - 4:46pm

My wife and I feel quite

My wife and I feel quite strongly that season 2 of mad Men may be the single greatest thing that's ever been on TV

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ian s | 10 January 2010 - 8:06pm

24

I've watched every season from beginning to end. But you have too - impossible to jump aboard otherwise. Sutherland Junior's performance is magnetic throughout - yes it has jumped entire species of sealife on occassion, but Keifer holds it together. Season 8 begins on Sky later this month and I cannot wait!

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prezbo | 10 January 2010 - 5:41pm

Jumped the Shark

I got through two seasons of Lost, mildly entertained, guessing along with the rest before the slow realisation dawned. They´ve not only leaped the giant fish but have disappered so far up the own nether region that I wouldn´t be suprised the find that in the end " it was all a dream".

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On The Fence | 10 January 2010 - 7:35pm

Confession

I too prefer a blast of Likely Lads to neverending US babblethons, but I must confess I've become hooked on FlashForward, half the time I have no inkling of the plot, but haven't missed an episode yet.

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torrential1 | 10 January 2010 - 8:53pm

Heroes / Lost

I really enjoyed last night's Heroes, but I doubt it would work if you hadn't watched the previous series closely. There were a couple of lines spoken early on as a reminder of how it was left (which did actually feel somewhat crowbarred into the script) but it still wouldn't have been enough to go on. It's the same with Lost, it's great if you stick at it but no good for jumping in and out of. It would be like reading a novel and skipping several chapters.

If neither grabbed you in the first place though, it's possibly not worth the effort. I still liked the apparently less popular periods in both shows, but it's all about personal taste isn't it. I've dropped out of a couple of shows myself which I've been told found their feet later, Brothers And Sisters felt dull to the point of unwatchable to me.

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kidpresentable | 10 January 2010 - 9:01pm

Can anyone remind me...

...how Sylar ended up hidden in Nathan's 'skin'. And what happened to the real Nathan?

I have watched the last couple of series simply because Mrs S is still enjoying it - if it was up to me alone I'd have bailed half way through series 2, but someone else's enthusiasm can be catching. It's one of those programmes I want to be better than it actually is; probably because I am a massive geek.

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Uncle Monty | 11 January 2010 - 12:02pm

SPOILER ALERT FOR END OF PREVIOUS SERIES (series 3)

Sylar killed Nathan, but shortly after was made to believe he WAS Nathan. The real Nathan's body was cremated on a fire. Sylar had gained the ability to shape-shift and to absorb the history of anything/anyone he touched. Matt used his now much more developed mind-reading/altering skills to make Sylar believe he is now Nathan. Sylar had already gained Nathan's appearence and memories in order to disguise himself as Nathan previously, so now anything other these elements of Nathan are currently blocked from Sylar's mind.

Hope that helps.

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kidpresentable | 15 January 2010 - 4:38pm

Thank you

it all came flooding back!

Can't help feeling that description could put any waverers off - sounds like a load of gobbledigook, but the last episodes of the last series were pretty exciting in a daft way.

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Uncle Monty | 15 January 2010 - 5:45pm

on Timmy Time yesterday

it was raining.

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badartdog | 11 January 2010 - 12:39pm

And can anyone tell me...

...how the blonde woman with the evil twin lost the twin and became Icewoman? And are the indestructible English bloke and Mohinder still in it?

Like Starkley, I stopped watching midway through series 2 and picked up again at the end of the last series (I think Nathan died and Matt Parkman stuck Sylar in him to keep him alive).

Heroes seems to be caught in a bit of a plot loop with Peter, Sylar, Claire and Ando, but it's better than Lost. I gave up on Lost after the first series when it seemed to be a lot of thrown together plot twists and dead ends mixed with longeurs about the rather boring characters.

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Olthwaite | 11 January 2010 - 1:27pm

lost reply

"I gave up on Lost after the first series when it seemed to be a lot of thrown together plot twists and dead ends mixed with longeurs about the rather boring characters."

That's because, essentially, that's what series 1 was supposed to be. An introduction of the characters. A vague introduction to the island. Ever heard of long story arcs? Lost basically takes that concept and turns it up to 11. Quite a lot of the questions from series 1 are answered by series 4. Although a whole load of others (literally) have shown up as well.

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badger_king | 11 January 2010 - 1:45pm

I don't mind waiting for series 4...

...if there's enough in series one to keep me interested. But I thought the first series of Lost was poorly written and uneven in tone - a lot of 'mysteries' thrown together in a desperate attempt to keep the viewers interested, not enough plot development and too many long flashbacks.

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Olthwaite | 11 January 2010 - 2:26pm

Icewoman SPOILER FOR EARLIER SERIES

We're going back a while on this one, the evil twin story was something of a split personality issue, but it also later transpired that she was one of several identical triplets separated at birth. The Icewoman is a different sister. Sounds a bit far fetched when you right it down...

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kidpresentable | 15 January 2010 - 5:19pm
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