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Harry Redknapp
Posted by dai on 3 February 2012 - 3:17pm.
Sorry for yet another football thread, I would guess we are not allowed tp speculate here as to whether he is guilty or not, but what sort of punishment is he facing if proven guilty. A fine, slap on the wrists, imprisonment? I've not seen this explained anywhere.
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If found guilty
Either imprisonment or in the worst case, forced to return to West Ham for three years.
Ha ha
Nice one.
Worse still...
he could get the England job...
'Appy 'Arry
Not sure how reliable a source for legal advice www.caughtoffside.com is, but they say:
EDIT I: clearly www.caughtoffside.com know nowt about the law. I asked Mrs U, who is a barrister, what his punishment is likely to be if found guilty. Her succinct answer: "Prison".
EDIT II: clearly Mrs U knows nowt about this area of law! (To be fair she specialises in personal injury and has done no fraud work since she was at bar school...). One of her colleagues has said that jail is unlikely.
My conclusion? Anything could happen.
Bungs
Doesn't it depend how much he bungs the judge?!
Thursday nights, Channel 5
in perpetuity
Apparently
he lied to the News of the World, which, as well all know, makes him a morally reprehensible deviant unfit to lick Gary Glitter's boots.
I warmed to him
when I heard this fact.
Anyone with half an interest in football over the past 20 years
...will probably have their own view on how honest they think Redknapp is. I'm surprised that it's taken this long for something like this to happen.
So let's get this straight. He's the most ungreedy person ever, he's no good with figures, he writes like a child, he doesn't understand all this financial malarkey, etc, etc. He's just some cuddly old buffoon, who trusts his employers to do right by him and gets on with his football isn't he.
Yet he's savvy enough to get a contract with a large bonus for selling players on (if he has had this at all his clubs it will explain why the dressing rooms had revolving doors at all the clubs he's been at), he's managed to get a house on the most expensive street in the country (despite a career that has avoided any major honours or glamorous clubs until Spurs), his name is one of the very first that comes to mind when the issue of bungs are mentioned, he flew all the way to Monaco to open a bank account in his dog's name, which he then failed to bring to the attention of his accountant, he told the NOTW hack that this money was a bonus for selling Crouch (but he was, er, only 'lying' to the reporter).
If it were you or I we would be done for. If you or I were being lined up to be the next England manager, however...
Pardon?
I thought he was being lined up to be the next Energy Secretary...
Isn't this defence
known in legal circles as "a Doddy".
No Major Honours?
What, apart from winning the FA Cup with Portsmouth you mean?
And not major honours, but taking Spurs from bottom of the league to a Quarter Final of the Champions League in a season and a half of his tenure, beating AC Milan and then holders Inter along the way and taking them (at time of writing) to a further Champions League spot indicates something in the football managerial department.
He had his posh house
Long before winning these honours though.
I'll risk being accused of advertising
but a book I've mentioned before in these here parts (now a few years out of date) that looks at 'Arry's dealings and his revolving door (among other characters including Ken Bates and Terry Venables) is Tom Bower's Broken Dreams; Vanity, Greed and the Souring of British Football.
'Arry
He's not a wheeler dealer, he's a football manager.
flip flop flip
Moving from Portsmouth to Southampton and back to Portsmouth is surely all you need to know (despite the guy living in Poole). Doesn't say much for his loyalty or integrity. Despite this, lots of people want him to be the England manager. Hey ho...
Loyal to your boss
Surely the only loyalty that you should need to show, when you're being paid to do a job, is to the company that's paying you. If you're a lifelong Crewe supporter and you manage a premiership club, do you make sure you lose to them in the cup out of loyalty? I think questions would be asked if you did.
I know several people that have worked at a company, gone to a competitor then gone back to the first company. Why should football be any different if you're just doing a job and are not actually a supporter of any of the clubs involved?
didn't
lester pigott end up in chokey for a similar offence.
and didn't ken dodd get off from similar charges - so take your pick!
Not guilty
That's 'triffic your honour.