Hard On the Eyes...Easy On The Ear

Some albums beg to be listened to - if you'd never heard Ziggy Stardust the combination of that name and the fabulously booted and cat-suited DB on the cover would get your ears twitching, turn it over and the titles...Moonage Daydream, Suffragette City, Rock and Roll Suicide...who could pass this by.

But what about those albums where everything you read and see before putting it on should send you running a mile....recently I've been listing to a couple of albums that should be so wrong. First up Jehovahkill by Julian Cope. The name, the song titles, (No Hard Shoulder To Cry On, Necropolis, the fact that The Tower is 13 mins long), then go inside and we've got essays about ancient Serpent Mounds and some of Mr Cope's poems...

So, imagine my surprise, not having listened to it in ten years ,when it turns out to be a corker. Poppy, melodic, rocky in the right places...okay the lyrics are still a bit challenging but I could honestly recommend it.

Second up, dredged from the DJ mixes a bog-standard mid-90s double Farley and Heller mix, Anthology. Silver box, no info, the very phrase 'Double CD compilation mixed by Farley and Heller' Again, a completely listenable funky, soulful house mix that had the family bopping around the kitchen.

So what is the all-time worst mismatch between the cover and the contents? What has to get past its own artwork to work?

Anything by Richard Thompson.

The artwork is almost wilfully awful.

Every single time.

Paul Waring | 15 March 2008 - 7:20pm

Ditto Stevie Wonder

with the added horror of awful album titles too.

Archie Valparaiso | 15 March 2008 - 8:07pm

I have long held the opinion...

that RT's album covers are evidence of a twisted sense of humour. 'Sunnyvista' is probably the worst for me. Or is it 'Daring Adventures'? Oh so many to choose from.

However, I think 'Pour Down Like Silver' has a great cover, as does 'First Light'.

Patrick Crowther | 16 March 2008 - 10:42am

Worst RT

cover is surely Amnesia (though Front Parlour Ballads took some knocking as well).
Actually, scrub that - the worst was the 'offical bootleg' Live at Crawley. Readers of a nerous disposition should not click this link (the breath-takingly ugly baby is Richard's youngest kid) http://www.richardthompson-music.com/albumart/lac1.jpg

Gatz | 17 March 2008 - 9:53am

Fly's no horror...

Surely you can't be including 'Henry The Human Fly' here? Surreal and totally memorable!

kcgrady | 22 March 2008 - 5:03am

That was one I considered for my...

good RT album cover nominations. What a superb record it is too... still reportedly the worst selling album that Warner Brothers ever put out. He should be proud of that.

Patrick Crowther | 22 March 2008 - 11:46am

Pet Sounds

Great album, crap cover - 'Pet Sounds' never seemed to me to give any clue as what lay within. Just slap on a cheap photo of the boys at the zoo, that'll do. Compare this with the care that EMI took with Beatles albums of the same era.

Crap album, crap cover - McCartney's shameless pastiche of Abbey Road for 'Paul Is Live'.

StevenC | 16 March 2008 - 11:52pm

And there's more on Mr Cope

Just in case potential listeners were unaware that this was a 70-minute polemic against the iniquities of Judeo-Christian monotheism the rear of the sleeve proudly bore the slogan
That's Be The Deicide.

trevelyan wright | 16 March 2008 - 3:17pm

Of course you're an artist Mr Musician

Related to the comments on terrible sleeves (would like to hear more about terrible sleevenotes too). The strand of the band 'doing their own art-work' really deserves a section of their own. My first-up:
Chameleons Script of the Bridge - watercolour horror featuring rainbows, crying child, mysterious tower, undending road, all in one terrible image. Sleevenotes include the unconvincing:
'Reg did the front cover, good isn't it?'
No
The album itself as written about elswhere, is fabulous.

trevelyan wright | 16 March 2008 - 3:24pm

All Wrapped Up

by the Undertones takes some beating. How to make a best of the Undertones (which is always going to be near perfect sonically) into an embarrassing, ridiculous mess.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pergunnareriksson.se...

Leedsboy | 17 March 2008 - 12:01pm

I can still remember it

Its one of those sleeves that just makes me wonder how it ever came to be executed. Who thought it up? How did the record company come to agree on it? Did they ever seriously think it was going to enhance sales?

CarlP | 17 March 2008 - 2:28pm
Dr.Robert | 17 March 2008 - 4:05pm