I was carving one last night and would have done it like that if I'd have known. (I will add said pumpkin wasn't for a child.)

Another tribute to Goatse, I presume?

I will be joining several of the Massive to make a cumpkin.

(aside - I'm not)

surely?

when people slip in a Goatse reference.

I am reminded of "Trick Me Treat Me" by Cobblestone, which is ace.

I thought it was...

A vegetarian bike stand.