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Half Man Half Biscuit - Better in theory?
Posted by stimpy on 8 February 2009 - 9:15pm.
I love the idea of HMHB, I really do. I like the sleeve art, I like the titles, I like the lyrics, I like the popular culture references, I like everything about them except the music...
I just can't get the generic indie drone.
It's SO frustrating - the music just doesn't match up to the promises made on the album sleeve. I'm a rabid HMHB fan who doesn't actually listen to them.
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No, you're missing the point
HMHB grew out of the post-punk world of "it doesn't matter how good/bad you are at playing, just have a go". That has developed into "catchy" but basic tunes/riffs. Given that they are also lauded for being "contemporary folk" music, they also stick to very simple tunes in the way that much folk music is very simple, it doesn't make it bad.
They know they aren't musical geniuses - any band that releases an album "Look Dad, No Tunes" is aware of it - but they wouldn't be HMHB if they started adding brass, violins, or long guitar or keyboard solos..
Aside from the fact...
...that I don't remember the post-punk world as being "just have a go"; that attitude was dead and buried by mid-1977 at the latest and, in reality, almost any signed band that survived beyond 1977 was comprised of musicians that had been playing for some years before; HMHB just play a generic indie jangly drone which just irritates me.
SUCH a shame as everything else about them is SO good :-)
You're mistaken
HMHB formed mid 80s - there were (Bog)shedloads of 'have a go' bands around then.
Exactly...
...which is why I can't associate them with the 'post punk' movement. To me that's 1978-1980 - Postcard, Eric's, Killing Joke, Magazine, Wire, etc etc
Other bands that you like the idea of more than the reality
Personally I haven't heard enough HMHB yet to venture a reliable opinion but it strikes me that there must be lots of bands we like in theory more than we like in reality.
For me, probably the best example is The Fall. Love many song titles and lyrics, and usually find Mark E Smith's views amusing, but while they've done some great tunes, I find much of their output very hard to listen too.
Similarly The Flaming Lips. Like 'em, but not as much as I'd like to.
Any other suggestions?
Miles Davis
I've tried, I really have I realize that all smart people like jazz so I bought Kind of Blue and put it on heavy rotation hoping it would click. In the end I had to give it away.
I like almost any kind of music, or at least parts of it but I just dont get jazz, and MD in particular. To me its just a load of posers putting notes in no particular order and persuading everyone its genius. Does this make me un-intelligent?
Nope... It means you don't like Jazz
BUT you seem to base your dislike for it on reasons other than just your experiences with A Kind Of Blue, or was it just listening to that one album that made you decide all jazz is "a load of posers putting notes in no particular order and persuading everyone its genius"?
For me,
that would be Joy Division.
I don't think I can put it
any better than The Amorous Hum, but I think the point is they keep it simple. It isn't down to the fact that they can't play. If you see them live, they're great, and surprisingly tight as a band.
Wasn't Always This Way
Some of their earlier stuff circa Dickie Davies Eyes (eg I Left My Heart in Papworth General, Albert Hammond Bootleg etc) are musically genuinely enjoyable. Even the likes of Eno Collabaration is pretty decent.
They were vastly more sophisticated than the 3 barre chord punk by numbers they play now. I've seen them live and yes, they are pretty tight. Given the rudimentary nature of most of their music these days thats not all that great an acheivment.
dont get me wrong. Nigel Blackwell remains possibly the funniest man on the planet but its a shame his verbal brilliance gets backed by such plodding rubbish.
The very definition of a mixed bag
There's quite a lot of HMHB that I absolutely love, as songs, not just as brilliant titles - Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo, Light At The End Of The Tunnel, 24 Hour Garage People, We Built This Village On A Trad. Arr Tune - plenty more.
But for everyone great song, there's four that are great titles and stodgy music.
Great website too
But I'm afraid that I have to agree. We all know about their great song titles, but they had completely passed me by until I sat and had a good look at their website, which is hilarious. I then bought a few albums and wish I liked them more. Still, their song titles alone put them above most bands.
Once, interviewing Slipknot,
I played them the HMHB track where the Pope goes 'who the F***** hell are Slipknot?' They loved it. Can't wait to interview Climie Fisher.
Climie Fisher
You might have a bit of a wait, Rob Fisher died 10 years ago
I really
should try to keep up.
He could always hold a...
seance.
Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em, but...
...it can get a bit pious and irritating at times.
the Referees Alphabet, Blue Badge Abuser, Bogus Official, the sentiment seems a bit pompous.
But "Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show" and the classic "Joy Division Ovengloves" rate high on my list!
It's not all about the lyrics.
My wife's American and when I first met her in New York, she owned several HMHB records. "How the hell can you understand all these lyrics about British daytime TV?" I asked her. "Oh I don't like them for the words, I like them for the music," she said. It was destiny, obviously.
Frank Zappa
I remember 20 years ago Simon Hoggart enraged review of Zappa's appearance on Radio 4's Midweek, "he think's he's a genius but he's yet to write a tune I can whistle to."
File under Beefheart?
Good idea, intriguing image, unlistenable claptrap (until a few songs miraculously appeared towards the end of his recording career, sung rather than grunted. Is "This is the day" on Spotify? It should be. (I can't go there at work, for which small mercy the cover list should be grateful, tho' I think I have exhausted all available options, pending more sign-up iof artists and labels..........)
Any chance of a best-of playlist?
Anyone fancy posting a best of HMHB list? Been meaning to get some for ages and seem to have the complete works on Emusic but I doubt I need every single track. So if anyone could post a list of their 20/25 best songs it'd be much appreciated...
They're not on
Spotifiy. At least not in this neck of the woods.
Best of HMHB Playlist
Find 20 Half Man Half Biscuit fans and you'll find 20 completely different best-of playlists. Perhaps only "A Country Practice" seems to generate universal top-20-ness. Anyway, over at The Half Man Half Biscuit Project - www.chrisrand.com/hmhb - I've done a list of my favourites, but (and this brings us back to the original post!) they're my favourite lyrics! This would make a great playlist though. They are:
* 4AD3DCD
* A Country Practice
* Breaking News
* Epiphany
* Everything's AOR
* Footprints
* For What Is Chatteris...
* I Went To A Wedding...
* Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
* National Shite Day
* Paintball's Coming Home
* Soft Verges
* Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves
* Uffington Wassail
* Upon Westminster Bridge
Every single one a gem. But I do tend to like the ones with the really intriguing lyrics, like "Epiphany":
http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/peel-sessions-and-other-one-offs/epiphany/ ...if anyone thinks Half Man Half Biscuit is a bloke shouting "I hate Nerys Hughes!" a lot, they should take a look at that one.
I used to have an iTunes playlist
which vanished when I changed my PC, but the track listing was I think:
1. Joy Division Oven Gloves
2. We Built This Village (On a Trad.Arr Tune)
3. All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
4. The Trumpton Riots
5. For What Is Chatteris?
6. Hair Like Brian May Blues
7. 24 Hour Garage People
8. The Light At The End of the Tunnel (is the light of an oncoming train)
9. Lark Descending
10. A Country Practice
11. Ballad of Climie Fisher
12. Four Skinny Indie Kids
13. Bottleneck at Capel Curig
14. Friday Night and The Gates Are Low
15. Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes
16. Outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitas
17. She's In Broadstairs
18. It's Cliched to Be Cynical at Christmas
19. The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
20. Architecture and Morality and Ted and Alice
I'm sure others will have their favourites though, and I could add a few more.Track 9 in particular, though simple, gives the lie to the claim that they play "generic indie"
Thanks a lot Mr Plugg
Will download those this evening and we'll see how we go. Have happy memories of Back in the DHSS at school in the late 80s. Have heard nothing since, apart from a poor song on a Word CD not long ago.
The Poor Song
was Blue Badge Abuser from their very disappointing new album CSI: Ambleside. The only tracks from it I'd consider downloading are "National Shite Day" or "Lord Hereford's Knob". But there are better songs I've left off that list of 20...
CSI:Ambleside
was a bit of a let down after the quality of Achtung Bono.
Think the list above is pretty accurate, though I would have "Trad Arr Tune" at Number 1.
Altogether now....
"Act 1, Scene 1, Brenda Blethyn gets shot!"
it wasn't in order
Otherwise "A Country Practice" would definitely be No 1 - it is,in my view and I think a few others, Nigel's finest 6 minutes. Imagine the bleakness and comedy of an Alan Bleasdale series (Boys from the Blackstuff for example) distilled into one song, where the music fits the bleakness perfectly.
A couple of selected quotes from the lyrics:
"‘Cos at Sunday next at ten to four
I’ve got an invitation for
A trip around Katharine Hamnett’s warehouse
Followed by dinner with David Emmanuel
Who I can’t wait to tell about my dream
In which the almost illegal Elton Welsby
Is dressed as a french maid on a moonless byway
Licking his lips as he creeps ever closer
Fast falls the eventide
Fast falls the eventide"
"Death in Trafalgar Square, death in the armchair
Of cliched old spinsters who’ve never been loved
Every day is Australia day
“Sons and Daughters” and “Home and Away”
And then the news comes on and the sound goes down
‘Cos she can’t be bothered with all them politicians
They’re all just a bunch of flaming drongos"
"She died with her telly on, eighty-seven and confused
With not enough hospital beds ‘cos all the money’s been used
On the end of the century party preparations
And they reckon that the last thing she saw in her life was
Sting, singing on the roof of the Barbican"
I don't know about anyone else but I find that last image quite chilling.
Does anyone know?
What's the nearest HMHB have got to a hit? In either the singles or album charts? They used to get number ones in the indie chart, but how about the proper poppermost ones?
And The Award For Best Album Titles......
goes to HMHB.