Great Misleading Band Names Of Our Times

I've just been sent an email about a music festival in Zagreb. Hot Chip are playing. "That's nice," I thought. Then I scanned down the list and discovered that not only are KIRIL DŽAJKOVSKI and VJEŠTICE appearing - no, me neither - but so is Erotic Biljan & His Heretics. Erotic Biljan... Is there a name that suggests the heady delights of eroticism any less than Biljan?

"Hey Bilj - how erotic are you feeling today?"
"Not terribly..."
"No, me neither mate, me neither."

"On the other hand,"

"I'm feelin heretic as Hell! F*ck the Pope! Jesus was a fake!"
"Strewth Dzaj, you better watch what you say, just in case."
"Nah. Balls to all the Saints, I say!"

(sudden entrance)

"No one expects...." etc.

Vulpes Vulpes | 30 April 2008 - 3:05pm
Springer Bell | 30 April 2008 - 4:08pm

That

Is the best Croatian garage rock I have *ever* heard.

Fraser Lewry | 30 April 2008 - 4:11pm

Brilliant

Electric a.k.a. Erotic Biljan = wah & lead guitar
Jura the Wildman = lead vocals
Screamin' Yeah Zhalac = rhythm guitar, blues harp & back vocals
Barefoot Elena = bass guitar
Jan the Gun = drums & precussions

Niks | 1 May 2008 - 8:30am