Entertainment For Lively Minds
Going for the two
Posted by epigone on 8 January 2011 - 4:18pm.
With respect to the Pumpin Jack Flush thread, in which we are discussing number ones, I thought it would be a good idea to start a second thread devoted to number twos.
We have already had Lou Rawls and, I blush to admit, Nappy Brown from me. Any more for any more?
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oh dear
Super-pooper by Abba (who Sheev reckons are crap anyway)
My Back Passage - the Tyrds
Diarrhea of Horace Wimp - Electric Shite Orchestra
Shit songs
Anything by the Skids
Anything by the Small Faeces
Anything by the Faeces for that matter.
Smokey Robinson - I Second that Motion
The Sugarhill Gang - Crapper's Delight
Kid Creole + Coconuts - Stool Pigeon
The Stranglers
Five Minutes
Big Log
by Mr Plant.
Float On
by The Floaters.
Anything by Errol Brown.
and
Plop Music by M
There's a whole musical about it
Shitty Shitty Brown Brown
The Stranglers again
Golden Brown
The Bonzos
The Strain.
Anything by Squeeze.
Shit Down by James
Don't forget...
... The Shite Stuff by The New Skids On The Block
Or even...
Lovin' Poo by Minnie Ripperton
Dump (For My Love)
By the Pointer Cisterns
Blackturd by HJH
Blackturd by HJH
Althea & Donna
Uptown Plop Armitage Shanksing
Or
Pantsdown plop armitage Shanking
- It was like that when I got here, said Vince Clarke
- So it's Nobody's Diarrhoea, then? said Alison.
When I let you use my lavatory you said it was "Only Poo". It looks like I'll have to send you back to using your Depeche Commode.
Even Better
Up arrow required!
Joni Mitchell again
Poo
or perhaps some Bob: Tangled Up In Poo
The Moody Poos
Tights that I've shat in
Two
...Is the magic number.
Scata-lyrical
How about Broken Mindz album "courtesy flush"?
Ehhh
Sat in your crap - Kate Bush
Romantic ?
Can I shit next to you girl - AC/DC
Do The Dump
by Kenny
Movement
by New Order
The Chain
by Fleetwood Mac
James
Sit Down
HMHB
National Shite Day
Eels - World of Shit and Old Shit/New Shit
Ian Dury - Poo-Poo in the Prawn
The Attractions - Sparrow Crap
When One Flush Isn't Enough
Felt - The Stagnant Pool
Galaxie 500 - Melt Away
Jimmy Cliff - Sitting in Limbo
Julian Cope - Upwards At 45 Degrees
and Shalamar pretty much nailed it with these odes to second flushes -
There It Is
The Second Time Around
Disappearing Act
with Creedence Clearwater Revival finalising things with Up Around The Bend.
Shouldn't that be
Creedence Not So Clearwater Revival?
Crystal Gayle..
Don't It Make Your Brown-Eye Blue
Has anyone yet mentioned A Flock Of Seagulls?
And Your Turd Can Sing -
And Your Turd Can Sing - HJHs
Diarrhoea Of A Madman - Ozzy Osbourne
dylan again
defecation row
All Things Must Pass
alternatively...
Waiting In Vain.
Whitesnake
Here I Go Again
For the smelly ones
Take My Breath Away.
Talking Heads album Remain in LIght
looks like a concept album designed for this thread.
Tracks include:
Crosseyed and Painless
The Great Curve
Houses In Motion
Seen And Not Seen
Listening Wind
The Overload