Entertainment For Lively Minds
Giant venues
The news that an obscure Irish band are to tour and play a number of giant stadiums in this country leads me to reflect on why I have no desire to go and see them. I've got nothing against U2 (for it is they) but I can see no attraction in spending a whole day sitting or standing in an uncomfortable position in a football stadium so that I can watch the band over 100m away on a big TV screen. Include the difficulties in stepping over or around people every time you need the loo or to buy an overpriced drink and it really isn't an attractive proposition. To top it all, in this country you can never be sure that the scheduled day may not be cold and wet.
Now I know I'm getting old but this simply doesn't appeal any more. I'm not sure what would make me go to see U2 (free tickets and a chauffeur driven car perhaps) but this would apply to other bands of a similar status as well. I'd pay good money to see Springsteen or the Stones at the Hammersmith Odeon (it will always be the Hammersmith Odeon) or even the O2. But Wembley? No.
Having said that, I'll then go on and contradict myself by saying that I am quite happy not only to stand in a field but to camp in one as well at the Cambridge Folk Festival (and that doesn't even have the big TV screen). I can't explain why this is.
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Stadium gigs leave me cold...
What I can't understand is why more hugely successful bands don't use a bit of imagination and play spectacular, one-off gigs in amazing locations. I am thinking here of The Grateful Dead playing by the pyramids in Egypt... something really unusual. The cost of air travel being what it is, people would go...
Won't go anymore....
...made that pledge following Springsteen's shows at the Emirates last summer. No atmosphere, seemingly populated by idiots and you can't see a damn thing. Exercise in utter futility all for £55 plus booking fee.
Came to the conclusion that, similar to the Hep's column this month, Bruce is never going to better the performances seen on the Tom Joad tour at Brixton, The Rising Tour at Wembley Arena and the Seeger Sessions tour at the same. Why bother listening to sub standard songs in a sub standard venue for a premium price?
Cheap shot
They're a Dutch band I thought?
Went to see Radiohead
last year at the Manchester Cricket ground,although fairly enjoyable it was not an experience i'll be in a rush to repeat. In over 30 years of gig going it was my first 'stadium' experience. I've always avoided such events. I guess for these bands it's the easiest way to tour.
Shall hopefully be going to Latitude this year, and really looking forward to it, tony I can't explain why it should be any different
Only stadium gigs I have enjoyed
are by some band on their Zooropa tour for the sheer spectacle and hutzpa and spookily enough, Boss at the Emirates. Although down in the middle of the crowd during Boss' tribute to his late friend, a woman behind me asked 'Who's Danny?'
Unless you're going to throw on a real show that can be appreciated in Row Z then don't bother. Playing likr its just another gig doesn't work.
Go see the Boss or\and Neil Young in Hyde Park this summer thou. Really great atmos and view if past experience is anything to go by.
or stay at home and watch Glasto highlights on the telly cos they are playing that too.
Genesis
This is precisely why I had no desire to see Genesis play a circa 1992 set (which wasn't particularly brilliant anyway) transplanted to Twickers on their last money spinning tour. Too many people too many metres between me and the stage. Having said that I saw Peter Gabriel at Selhurst Park football ground in the mid-80s and it was great - but then the audience was in the low thousands, the stage was set in one of the side stands so you could see and the sun shone. Oh, and I was much younger.
I'm more or less within walking distance of the V Festival so that gets a look most years. Although sharing a field with with several tens of thousands of Oasis fans is not giving me warm feelings at the moment. Ho hum! At least there's Elbow to look forward to.
Never knowingly paid
to see a band in a football setting but I did see that band U2 in Wembley. Wha? Hypocrite you say? Nah, I was working as a steward when inbetween jobs.
My pitch was in the old stadium's Olympic gallery with double-priced seats and dealing with the knobs, who might as well have tatooed across their foreheads..."don't you know who I am?"
Madonna was a much better gig tho.
Depends who it is
I saw Michael Jackson at Wembley Stadium in 1991 and that was a fantastic show and felt thoroughly entertained by the spectacle. Well done him.
I did not expect between-song banter or off-the-cuff spontanaeity, so it was very much like going to the cinema, really.
However, if it was a concert by a bunch of miserable musos that take themselves too seriously (most of the bands I like fit this description) then the stadium setting simply doesn't work.
Comedians don't work with big audiences either - I suppose the appeal of serious live music is the need for a personal connection with THAT audience there on that night.
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Gee thanks
Can you find me a venue in the UK where I can spend my summer holidays and also be close to Harrods for my Christmas shopping? I will turn up occasionally to wave at my many fans and grab my crotch a lot but on some nights I will send a masked stand-in; nobody will notice the difference. Must have a creche.
Peace and love
Michael
REM - Murrayfield Stadium
Early 90s, the Monster tour. Lucky me.
Left after 30 minutes.