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Gastric Band
Posted by Axekeith on 18 June 2008 - 3:12pm.
Been a lot of talk about gastric bands recently so I was trying to put together the ultimate Gastric Band so, Barry White on keyboards, Leslie West on guitar. McCartney's drummer on drums (surprisingly). Meat Loaf on lead vocals. Can't think of a bass player and I'm sure there are numerous alternatives to the aforementioned. Any ideas anybody?
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Lead singer
from Ultrasound. Big lad. Sponsored by Atora I believe. Friends called him Tiny (GSOH).
John Popper
from Blues Traveller on (quite the most accomplished) mouth organ you will ever hear.
Lead Singer
Just thought of another one. The lead singer of Bad Manners.
Are we seeking people with gastric bands.....
...or those that could, arguably, benefit from one?
Clarification
That's a good point. I think people who could benefit from one as we may open ourselves up to libel claims if we wrongly accuse somebody (Sharon O*bour*e) cough cough.
And we would be open to claims of fattism,
which would be a heinous state of affairs, with aggrieved arbuckles writing in and saying how we wouldn't be saying that if their bulk were made up solely of ginger hair etc etc etc.
Nice work
aggrieved arbuckles - 10/10
Robert Fisher
from the Willard Grant Conspiracy. Big fella.
Sorry, some more
How about the whole of The Magic Numbers?
a
big fat melting pot of talent I believe
On lead guitar. . .
Mr Buddy Whittington (currently with John Mayall)
i thought
stripes were supposed to be slimming
I was going to post. . .
a shot of him in a Celtic shirt, but you'd all have to change your screen resolution. Big lad, top chops though.
oddly
he has a second "ghostly face" hidden in his forehead.
How about Mammoth?
A whole band of hard rockin' fatties, lead by John McCoy (ex Gillan), famous(ish) for their song 'Fat Man'.
Pamel Des Barres
Could write the kiss and tell backstage stories ' I'm With The Band'
Bass Player
Michelle from the Magic Numbers.
The fella from The Hives.....
Nicely rounded. Still sartorially elegant.
The "early" bass player in the Arctic Monkeys too. Before he was declared persona non grata - but of course, left on good terms!
Greg Lake...
...is, shall we say, quite rotund these days! So there's your bass player!
This is disgraceful!!
Crosby and, coming up fast to pip him at the post, Stills.
Not *that* fast, I would suggest...
coat.
Don't forget the singer from this band
les dawson
Keyboards. OK perhaps not!!
Possible Lp titles
"we ate all the pies"
"when meat was cheap"
"Atora Atora Atora"
"fats the way I like it"
"Blubber Soul"
"Praise the lard"
please stop me I've hit a pun seam....
Blues Boy *or* Big Boy?
BB King
Eat up, there's more...
White Punks On Donuts
In Search Of The Lost Lard
Hard Pies The Highway
The Lamb Roasts Down On Broadway
Calorification
I'm Your Flan
Weighting For The Sun
The Peanut Butter Conspiracy Is Spreading (oops, that's a real one)
Sweetmeats Of The Rodeo
What We Ate On Our Holidays
Close To The Fridge
Deli On The Edge Of Town
Feast Don't Fail Me Now
Ogden's Not Gone Bake
not forgetting
Flabby Road
Meaty. . ..
Balti, Big and Bouncy