He'd have lots of good advice to impart. He's ALWAYS on the run

with, err, let's be diplomatic here, sex with virgins. I've always thought the appeal was grounded in a rather unhealthy attitude of, "Men can shag around and women (who should stay pure until I get around to them) should be grateful for my attentions."

Is it too much to ask that a life on the run or in the hereafter should be with a) the one you love; or b) a group of highly experienced and expert sex practitioners. Depending on your pov, it seems a lot more enjoyable than a bunch of virgins.

... a Latvian passport in the name of 'Viktor Poblenko' and several hundred dollars in three different currencies. And some sandwiches.

the virgins are all highly trained killers that he uses as a protective ring of steel. There again, maybe not.

when one Sky+ would do?

maybe?

it is traditional to have four and twenty virgins. A similar number may not make the return journey.

The image in my head after reading the headline was accompanied by Yackety Sax. That's probably enough for anyone.

I would have trouble walking, let alone running.

are they heading for coast?

that the virgins are female...

...but isn't it what martyrs are promised after they've died? i.e. paradise and virgins. He's trying to have his cake and eat it!

Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway?

Answer: God looked to the east but couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Contextual note: Sweden is to the East of Norway.

aer-o-sol?

Fair enough if you're being persued by baddies who're out to get you. You want to spread your boys about a bit amongst those who have been with no other to try ensure that your line is maintained. Straightforward enough.

But the virgins awaiting you Upstairs after martydom? Waste of bloody time, that is. I'd want a load of porn-stars. It'd be even better if they were female ones.

A mate of mine in the MOD was telling me that analysis of the 'phones of Islamic fundamentalist terrorists is interesting. They are always up to the gills with video footage. Footage which consists almost entirely of Osama Bin Laden's speeches, IED explosions, western pornography (often paedophilic in nature)and Wayne Rooney's goals for Man U.