Like David Bowie, my wife is also married to a man.

I'll get me coat.

(Note to self: shit sound-based jokes work even less well written down)

...I wrote a book with Trevor Hodgett; Trevor Hodgett had a student job in the early 70s cleaning Bowie's house...

Frankly, I should be on the fellow's Christmas card list :-D

because I'm a dick and I didn't understand the question

Thus I win.

Bowie was great mates with Elton John in the 70s.
Elton John made that record with Kiki Dee.
I met Kiki Dee a couple of times at the Kashmir Klub.

Three degrees. Although I've never met Sheila Ferguson.

1) Good Friend of mine was in Labyrinth with the Dame (as a child actor).

2) I'm pals with my pal.

1) Same friend of mine was in a film with Robert De Niro (as a child actor)

2)I'm pals with my pal.

I think that means I qualify as a celebrity nowadays, doesn't it?

1. David Bowie has recorded a duet with, and appears to be a mate of, Mick Jagger

2. I had a row with Mick Jagger in a shop in New York

there you go.

He must've met The Dame.

Marc Bolans brother.

Therefore, I am Glam rock royalty.

... on the way home from school in Hammersmith circa 1973.

Does that count?

in the same urinal as William Reid at a Leonard Cohen concert.
Billy Mackenzie introduced me to Morrissey once, by mistake.
Do i win a fiver?

There's a guy in Lyon who owns a fantastic custom motorcycle and his name is Monsieur Jean Gené.

I co-wrote a hit television programme for Chris Evans (one degree)
and I was the last person to interview Micheal Jacks - ooops!

works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.

(I have left the building)

Simon House at a friends birthday party. He played in Bowie's band during the seventies.

Tenuous? You bet.

... to live in Woolton village,
where John met Paul,
who wrote Penny Lane,
which DB recorded (apparently).

"Across The Universe" would have been better.

lives in Woodmansey.

Er, will this do?

1. David Bowie recorded a song with Queen.

2. George Michael out of Wham! covered a Queen song.

3. I won a competition to attend the final of Italia '90 (the unfortunately rather dull W. Germany 1, Argentina 0), for which Andrew Ridgeley out of Wham!'s dad was our tour guide.

I once spent a few hours in the lovely company of Mr. Andre Barreau who plays George Harrison in the Bootleg Beatles.. He, of course, once spent a few minutes talking to my great inspiration, the real George Harrison... I know the guy's dead now (Harrison, that is) but still... it counts, right?

I've said this before on here, but Buddha of Suburbia video was filmed on my road. I met him and everything. I was about 12.

I met and shook hands with Joe Zawinul at Ronnie Scott's jazz club.
Joe Zawinul played on my favourite Miles Davis record ("In a Silent Way" - he also composed the tune) and a couple of others.

at Baker Street.
Tom Robinson wrote a few songs with Elton John, like "Sartorial Eloquence" and erm ... a few others.

You can call me "Sir Reg from Pinner," if you like.

did David Bowie used to be involved with music?

This is a big 'un.

Elaine who I used to sit next to in maths in the secondy year, right? Well, her brother Martin played keyboards in IQ. And they supported The Enid a few times.

So that's me twice removed from Robert John Godfrey.

Ha.

I used to be friendly with Elizabeth Taylor's son, Michael Wilding Jr. in my hippy days, living in West Wales. One day I brought a couple of friends to the farmhouse he shared with a few others, with the aim of borrowing their trolley jack to change my friend's car exhaust.

When we arrived, there were several Daimler limousines parked around the house and Michael's friend Barry informed us "Liz and Richard are visiting. Would you like to come in and meet them?" My friends bottled it and just collected the trolley jack and left. I accepted the invitation and ended up staying for dinner and drinks. Burton was on the wagon and stayed off the alcohol.
When I finally left it was air-kissing with Ms. Taylor and a manly handshake with Mr. Burton.
They were very entertaining company.

was in 'Absolute Bollocks' with Bowie. They ysed to watch Test cricket together on the telly in the dressing room. My mate (fairly well known) told Bowie that his daughter was a fan. Bowie brought in his entire catalogue on CD as a present for her. The next time he played London, Bowie sent a limo to take her and her pal to the gig and met them after.
He's a true gent.

I appeared on a record with the Andy White who played drums on Love Me Do. There was another guy on Love Me Do called Lennon and he sang backing vocals on Fame by David Bowie. I've always wanted to have the opportunity to share that with the Massive. Who else would care?