North End

or Blackburn Recorder if you prefer.

WHam United.

Bonnie Raitt Rovers.

And that well known French band, Ayr.

Michael Bolton Wanderers

Nobby Stiles Council
Tommy Smiths
Razorlight Ruddock
Phil Thompson Twins
Neville Southall Brothers
Steven Gerrard Kinney
Uriah Rennie Heap
Emmylou 'Chopper' Harris
Fountains of Wayne Rooney
Ian Dowie Papa Girl Rappers
Marco Van Halen
Just Fontaines of Wayne Rooney
Dennis Bergkamper Van Beethoven
Carl-Heinz Rummeniggers With Attitude

Human League Division Two
Anthony and the Johnsons Paint Trophy
Crystal Palace Brothers
Man o' Walsall
Thom York City
Ports Mouth Music
Cutting Crewe
Will Oldham
Chester Field Mice
Charlton Athletico Spizz 80
Frank Zappa and the Motherwells

Wayne Rooney and the Electric Chairs
Bryan Robson and Jerome
Martin Peters and the Test Tube Babies
Stanley Matthews Southern Comfort
Ron Flowers of Romance
Nicky Butt Hole Surfers
The Nat Lofthouse Family
Kieron Dyer Straits
Sir Alf Rammstein
Shaun Wilson-Phillips
Norman Hunters and Collectors

And not English or a band name (but it should be)...

Bert Trautman Replica

of the South?

Rush

of course, or am I missing the point?

Lake and Palmer.

Hampton & Richmond Fontaine

Foxes

Flaurent & The Malouda

also:

Lille Feat

Graham

featuring Ozzie Ardiles?

Milton Keynes Donald Fagen

Berwick Astley

Ajax.

Ajax.

or

Borussia Monchengladbachman Turner Overdrive

and the Sunshine Band

Iain Dowie and the Blockheads

County.

his heel, his heel, his heel...

Van Dyke Park Rangers
Cantonanarama
Elvis Preston North End
The Beach Bhoys
Manchester City Rollers
Soft Celtic

Ike & Fiorentina Turner

Fleetwood Mac's Italian-influenced double album Juventusk

Rushden and Diamonds are Forever

sorry all I can currently come up with distracted by the high llamas

.

and Carlisle United.

Hamilton Academicals IV

Rushden & The Diamonds

Alabama 3
The Other 2

Gang of 4
Alexander O' nil

Jackson 5
Lofgren Nils

Mark O 1
David S 6

Stone Roses v Happy Mondays - scored draw

and the st johnsons

Crystal Palace Castles
Diesel Park West Ham
Fleetwood Supermac
Frank Blackpool
Jean Jacques Perrey Groves
Maximo Park Rangers
Mercury Ref
Sigur Ros County

...and opens Spotify...

Lyon

Lens

.

Oh Lorient

Toulouse

O Valenciennes!

Sinatra

.

Ok, enough with the Ligue de Football Professionnel already...

Alex Chilton RIP

and the Ndlovu Unlimited Orchestra

Southampton

Notts County and the Electric Chairs

Fields of the Tottenham

Plymouth Argyles Aloud
Thierry Henry Cow
The Kop Will Eat Itself
Ipswich Town's Van Zandt
Macclesfields of the Nephiim
Ian St. John the Nite Tripper

John Fogerty's Blue Ridge Glasgow Rangers

Theatre of Hate's Falkirk Brandon

St Pauli McCartney

Corporation

Vasili Rats
Francis and Paolo Rossi