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Film sequels they never made
Posted by wickerman1138 on 16 February 2012 - 10:10pm.
As a follow up to the very popular 'Films you're glad they didn't make' how about sequels they never made? I will start the ball rolling with:
12 Angrier Men
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Four Weddings, A Funeral
Three Christenings, Two Divorces And A Punch-Up
Threads 2...
...the aftermath.
Was that the one where they nuked Sheffield
and no-one could tell the difference?
Bring Me the Rest of Alfredo Garcia
Withnail and II
The Dam Builders
Never Say Never Again Again
Schindler's List 2: Electric Boogaloo
The thread should stop here
"Bring Me The Rest of Alfredo Garcia" is the winner.
Perhaps it's just a ISIHAC thing but I can't even look at that title without hearing Graeme Garden and I'm still chuckling 2 minutes later.
Alfredo
It was an album title by a band called the Flaming Stars
Schindler's List 2: Electric Boogaloo
Now that was funny.
ha ha ha
That is very good.
.
Rosemary's Other Baby
The Silence of The Sheep
The Ferry on the River Kwai
W for Waynetta
Let The Left One Out (Then Shake It All About)
The Short Shit Saturday
The Silence of The Sheep doesn't count
because The Silence Of The Lambs did have a sequel (and two prequels).
There has to be rules! Films with no sequels or sequels to the sequel(s)
ie:
The Second Men In The Moon
The 4th Man
The Fifth Protocol
The Seventh Sense
The Eighth Samurai
10 and a half weeks
and so on...
It's A Wonderful Drudgery
STDs Of The Potato Men
The Wicker Baby
The Wicker Tree
is the sequel.
Play the game properly.
Um, I know that
I was being silly. I once wrote a book on The Wicker Man. It has a foreword by Mike Leigh, and everything. *backs away*
Not having a pop
strokes Stick
Aah
The
Railway ASBOs
E-mail to Putin.
Casablanca II - A night in Tunisia.
The Lavender Hill Mob II - The return from Rio.
Thank you!
I laughed loudly at Schindler's List 2: Electric Boogaloo
Mine :
Batman Whatever
The Elephant Kids
ET 2
Brute?
The Battle of The Bulge 2
Legs, bums and tums.
How about
Ei8ht
Kramer vs HSBC re: PPI charges
Goodfellas: The Pizza Years
Groundhog Night
The Freeway Over The River Kwai
Funeral On The Connecting Service To London
Four Divorces And An Exhumation
Kramer vs Elaine And George
18 Hour Hangover People
The Men Who Swear at Coats
The return (queue)
"It just doesn't look right with these shoes"
Things we didn't need to see...
Apocalypse Later: The War Vet Years
Willy Wonka & The Sex Offenders Register
Kramer Vs Predator
Edward Scissorhands Junior!
Additional Editing With The Vampire
Planet of The Cro-Magnon Man
The Cat In The Hat In The Lawsuit
Where The Wild Things Were
The Doors 2: Other Voices
Final Destination 2 onwards (Oh... Surely every time a new one comes out the last film stops being the Final Destination, but becomes the Penultimate Destination. Tut tut...)
Happy Boxing Day Mr Lawrence!
It's crying out to be made. Tom Conti must be getting on a bit so I'd cast Jim Belushi as Mr. Lawrence and Patricia Heaton as his wife, it writes itself.
Twilight of the Zods
Hello, it's me again!
Er
Harry Potter and the Deathly Goodbyes
Let It C (prequel Let It A)
Snickers Man
Claire's Thigh
The sequel
to Claire's Thigh looks quite interesting
Unfortunately
Claire was getting on a bit by then.
Pan's Comprehensive Floorplan
... that should make things easier
Start Dribbling
sequel to Stop Making Sense
Debbie Has a Ciggie and a Snooze
...having done Dallas
Ben Dover's Scrubbing Everything With A Damp Cloth Fest
Time Please, Bandits
Diminutive time-travellers ejected by the landlord.
Resurrection of Brian
And Now For Something Very Similar
Hang on a minute, there’s one Mohican left!
That's all
Rita, Sue and Bob III
The Madness of George IV
The 41-Year-Old STD Patient
Layer Crumbs
post-cake fest
Another Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich
Gulag-orama
The Girl With The Laser Treatment Scar
Lone female vigilante removes embarassing tattoo.
2002: Look At That Big F***-Off Baby!
Yes, I know there is already a sequel to 2001. But it's rubbish, so it might as well not exist.
The Boat That Sank
BBC gets its own back on those cheeky pirates.
Driving Miss Daisy's Hearse
The Tracy Emin Code
Dancer With The Light On
Bjork finds the switch
The Man Who was Arrested...
...on Suspicion of Having Shot Liberty Valance
The King and II
Get Regan
Cretaceous Park
Betaville
Asphyxiating (Waiting to Exhale II)
Get Regan
Very Good indeed.
Get Reagan
works as well.
which
is also good.
Aliens'
This time its theirs.
You're Fooling Yourself Love, He Just Wants a Shag
... sequel to Love, Actually
Try Putting A Pillow Under Your Bum
sequel to He's Just Not That Into You...
... and the weekend hasn't even started....
Trapped Shopping Bag
sequel to Sliding Doors
Unzipped
The Free Willy sequel
There's something about Mungo
And the disapointing last part of the trilogy "There's something about Midge"
Mike Leigh's
Life Is Cheese Board.
The Matt Damon and Garfield mashup
The Born Free Ultimatum
Piraña 4D
Full Nelson
Lassie Go Away Again
My Big Fat Greek Divorce
The usual convicts
Ace Ventura, Pet Lieutenant
Schindler's relational database
Another ten things I hate about you
Waking up and having breakfast on Elm Street
The day after the day after tomorrow
The Motorcycle Blogs
Quadrophenia II
After chucking his Scooter over the cliff, Jimmy Cooper walks back into Brighton and casts off his Mod clothing in favour of corduroy slacks and a comfy jumper from Top Man.
He goes back to London, and spends his future years working in a bank (ultimately rising to Assistant Investment Manager) and tending his allotment.
The last Who album he bought was 'Endless Wire', but this did not re-ignite any interest in music.
Trainspotting II
Mark Renton walks across the bridge, buys a platform ticket at Paddington Station. He also buys a notepad and pencil from WHSmiths, and an ill fitting parka jacket.
He can still be seen outside Burger King awaiting the arrival of a Class 50 Diesel Engine.
EDIT:
The Man Who Wasn't There ... Isn't Again
A Few More Good Men
Quadrophenia 2 in book form
Babette's Washing-Up
Rimbaud V - Second Coming
Arthur 'Rambo' Rimbaud, joins forces with Tom 'Paul' Verlaine to record a 'difficult' second album of verse.
The underpass of San Luis Ray
built after the tragic collapse of the bridge.
Yabba Dabba II
Lame follow-up to first Flinstones disaster
Back Off Weirdo
Sequel to Stand By Me.
12 Mellower Men
The Longest Night
The short Easter Saturday
Dial P
for Pizza.
The man who knew an adequate amount
Z-list Celebrity wars
The Cancellation of Pelham 123
due to essential engineering work.
See also
Thomas the Rail Replacement Bus Service
The Runaway Train Fare
Murder Getting a Seat on the Orient Express
Elsewhere,
Kieslowski's 'Four Colours Beige'
Road films
A back alley to India
Logan's Ramble
Planet of the aphids
Look Back
Look Now
Half marathon man
Snickers Man
surely?