that DVD, should it ever see the light of day, would knock 'Kerry Katona's Fatfighter Aerobics Hen Night 2' off the top of the sales charts.

...it was the H plan diet that got him so wiry.

(picks rice grains from keyboard) not to read your humourous posts (wipes spittle flecks from screen) when I'm eating my customary salad at lunchtime (notices fragment of couscous jammed between the "q" and the "w", and attempts to hoik it out qwqqqqqwwwqwqwwwqwqwqwqw qwqwqwqwwqwqwqwqwqwqw qwqqqqqwwwqwqw wwqwqwqwqw qwqwqwqwwqw qwqwqwqwqwqwqqqqqww wqwqwwwqwqwqwqw qwqwqwqwwqw qwqwqwqwqwqwqqqqqwwwqwqww wqwqwqwqw qwqwqwqwwqwqwqwqwqwqwqwqq qqqwwwqwqwwwqwqwqwqw qwqwqwqwwqwqwqw qwqwqw

to hear his vocal exercises. Twenty Lamberts as a warm up?