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Fed Up

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Rioting on the streets of London and Greece.
Unemployment rising.
Police stabbed on the street in broad daylight.
Cuts in the public sector.
Vat to rise in January.
Petrol prices going through the roof.

Sometimes I think the world is falling into chaos? Any good news out there folks??

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You forgot the riots in...

Rome.

I'm collecting my new glasses on Friday... does that count as good news?

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Patrick Crowther | 15 December 2010 - 11:02pm

somewhere out there

someone is listening to Make It Wit Chu by Queens of the Stone Age

and they will

/happy Christmas

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Glenbervie | 15 December 2010 - 11:11pm

Is that...

...a Desert Sessions tune, QOTSAd?

I have "I Wanna Make It Wit Chu" on a Desert Sessions record, but not any of the later QOTSA albums.

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Bob | 15 December 2010 - 11:54pm

IT'S CHRISTMAS!

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Olthwaite | 15 December 2010 - 11:12pm

In my little world at the moment Patrick,

yes it bloody is! Hope they are spiffing glasses, and they serve you well for may years to come

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Mint | 15 December 2010 - 11:13pm

They are the spiffingest...

I asked the optician for a pair that would make me look like a prize nerd... a kind of funky NHS look. And she came up with the goods. I am determined that before I die someone shouts "Oi! Four eyes!" at me.

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Patrick Crowther | 15 December 2010 - 11:18pm

The nerdiest have to be

Anglo American Optical.

http://www.irisoptical.co.uk/Anglo-American-Optical-Bakerville-glasses-v...

Tell me you have (I have never had the brass balls to go full nerd).

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Leedsboy | 15 December 2010 - 11:32pm

Nope, that's not them...

but I think mine are nerdier.

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Patrick Crowther | 15 December 2010 - 11:35pm

Bloody Hell

Link please.

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Leedsboy | 15 December 2010 - 11:45pm

In my Mozza worship days

I actually acquired a pair of NHS type glasses with plain glass lens in order to emulate my then hero. Now i'm just about ready for the real thing

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Mint | 16 December 2010 - 1:11am

I was and I am

Apparently they suit me now.

But not then.

Hmm...

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bamthwok | 16 December 2010 - 1:54am

Oi!

Foureyes! Ne'mind your new specs, my mother-in-law just got a £2500 rebate from the taxman. That'll buy a turkey so large you'd think it's mother had been rogered by an omnibus

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policybloke1 | 15 December 2010 - 11:21pm

Just Heard The Latest R.E.M.

The opening track from Collapse Into Now.nice to discover they have not recovered their Mojo

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MrRadio | 15 December 2010 - 11:27pm

Jesus!

Me too. Its terrible!

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grac | 16 December 2010 - 11:39am

Oh god.

It would appear to be time for me to turn the radio off for a few months to prevent any possibility of hearing new R.E.M. songs. I love them so much, and watching their career since about 2001 is a bit like visiting your children in prison.

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Bob | 16 December 2010 - 11:43am

It's gonna be good

I think it has real potential actually. REM often put dud tracks at the start of their albums and this ain't bad for an opener. And...Peter Buck says he hasn't been as excited by a new record of theirs for 20 years.

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kb | 16 December 2010 - 12:30pm

I love Buck but...

he ALWAYS says that! I don't know why either because he hasn't looked happy playing with REM for years.

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grac | 16 December 2010 - 2:27pm

He's the American Noel Gallagher.

Talks a great fight pre-release, then says "Actually, our kid, that were a bit shite, weren't it?" You should see what he says about the execrable "Around The Sun" these days, but he was pretty happy to promote the thing at the time.

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Bob | 16 December 2010 - 2:36pm

The new album

will undoubtedly be hailed as "a return to form", "their best album since their last best album", and was probably recorded organically.

The first track on the album is here, scroll about halfway down the page -

http://stereogum.com/602231/r-e-m-discoverer/mp3s/

Sounds terrible to me.

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Resting Place | 16 December 2010 - 5:03pm

He HAS to though

If he said, 'actually I think this is a little patchy' he'd be shot from all sides. Despite their critical unpopularity, the venues they play seem to be going in the opposite direction. I saw Life's Rich Pageant (their high point) toured in theatres; they aren't even back indoors yet!

I have played 'Discoverer' a few times now - it's good.

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kb | 16 December 2010 - 5:17pm

I've just finished my last term..

..of guitar teaching for the year, I now have six weeks of glorious lolling about in the Australian summer.
Oh..and my wife bought me a beautiful 1965 Gibson ES330 for my birthday.
There'll be no rioting round my way.

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shane pacey | 15 December 2010 - 11:41pm

Many Happy Returns

and post a picture of the Gibson!

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Beezer | 15 December 2010 - 11:50pm

Thank you sir..

Photobucket

(It sounds as good as it looks..45 years young, makes me want to play T-Bone Walker licks forever)

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 12:37am

That's a beautiful guitar

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el hombre malo | 16 December 2010 - 12:41am

I've never named a guitar before..

..and I own a slightly obscene amount of 'em..but I named this one Trudy, after her that made it possible.

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 12:44am

Are you...

...left-handed? Hard to find a left-handed 330, especially in Australia.

I've got a '63 Epiphone Casino like what the fabs used. As you know it's almost exactly the same as your 330, but much more common.

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mojoworking | 16 December 2010 - 10:15am

Yes..

It's the holy grail for me.
Been looking for one since I played a righty (upside down) in Perth some years ago.
The Bigsby was retro-fitted at some time, but that's O.K...I luurve me a Bigsby.

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 10:29am

Bigsbys are OK

My Casino has one. It's a clunky old thing, but it was on there when I bought the guitar and I've learned to live with it.

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mojoworking | 16 December 2010 - 11:08am

I *love*...

...Bigsbys, but god, they're a pain in the arse to restring. They sound gorgeous, though.

That's a fabulous 330, by the way - congratulations!

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Bob | 16 December 2010 - 11:27am

Restringing with Bigsby..

..use a capo to hold the string while you wind it..and change 'em one at a time.
I have three guitars fitted with them (SG,Grestch Duo Jet and this one) and I'm a bit of an old hand at the caper.

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 1:27pm

Hey, good call!

Thanks for that.

I'm a Jazzmaster obsessive and love the JM trem, but I do have one guitar with a Bigsby (and used to have another - an SG). It's an old Silvertone, a copy of a Mosrite, and I've never had the original trem assembly.

Unfortunately, the neck is warped and I suspect the truss rod is broken, since there's no resistance when I turn the adjuster nut. Essentially, the guitar's worthless, but it's bloody cool, so my friend Ben, who's a MAGNIFICENT luthier, is going to make me a new neck and turn the guitar into a 12-string. He's going to put ferrules through the body for the resonating strings, and keep the main strings on the Bigsby. Detuney clashy crunchy goodness!

Sorry, that was entirely irrelevant. Just thought I'd share!

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Bob | 16 December 2010 - 1:59pm

Go on..

..put the arm back on.
You know you want to.
(I don't dive-bonb with it, but it finishes a chord or double-stop very nicely.)
Nice guitar BTW

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 1:35pm

Thank you

Here's a picture taken circa 1972 not long after I bought the Casino. The Bigsby arm was attached back then, but it's been off for some years now.

The acoustic is a 1967 Gibson J50 btw.

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mojoworking | 16 December 2010 - 3:14pm

Why thank you

.

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Bigsby | 22 December 2010 - 5:44pm

We may love you to death

but you are high maintenance and can be a real pain in the arse at times.

And you've been usurped somewhat by that flashy new poster, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Floyd Rose ;-)

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mojoworking | 23 December 2010 - 1:32am

Floyd Rose

Possibly the worst thing in the world. *makes retching noise*

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Bob | 23 December 2010 - 9:39am

Can't argue with that

it's a 2 hour job just to change a broken string with a Floyd Rose.

Then another 2 hours to get everything back in tune.

Nighmare!

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mojoworking | 23 December 2010 - 10:18am

As a fellow leftie

I applaud the choice and it's leftness.

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Beezer | 17 December 2010 - 4:42pm

Have an up...

...it's not for you, though, you've got a 1965 Gibson. It's for your wife, she's obviously a fine woman.

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mikethep | 16 December 2010 - 4:08pm

I wanted one of those for my wife

But nobody would swap.

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Neil Dyson | 16 December 2010 - 4:12pm

We're going to retain

The Ashes in the next few days, that'll do for me. I shut my front door avoid the news and immerse myself into the world of Atherton, Lloyd, Botham, Hussain, Gower and Warne. Cricket is the ultimate anti fed up serum in my world.

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Dave Amitri | 16 December 2010 - 12:12am

Don't forget...

The Power. He's like a big, fat, bald, sweaty ray of sunshine chez moi.

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Patrick Crowther | 16 December 2010 - 12:15am

Of course Patrick

that all starts tomorrow as well. I won't have to leave the house at all this weekend, I have a hunch that Simon Whitlock might take it this year.

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Dave Amitri | 16 December 2010 - 12:22am

Yep......

.....cricket, the polar opposite of the Premiership, and a vision of ourselves we need now more than ever.

I've also been listening to pre-ska Jamaican stuff as well (mento/calypso/Laurel Aitken) that seems less complicated and spiteful than its modern counterpart.

The trick is to avoid all news (Radio Cymru's a bonus.....you get the feeling of a news programme but you can't understand a word!) and to, if possible, avoid 2010 (indeed everything since 1969) as much as is humanly possible.

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ranger | 16 December 2010 - 8:34am

Radio Cymru is one of the few stations (FM or DAB)

that comes in clearly here so I listen quite a bit.

A few months back I asked my Welsh teacher why they call it Radio Cymru and not the Welsh for radio. I was informed that radio is Welsh for radio (pronounced 'Rrrrad-yo' with a short 'a') :-)

Apparently there's a movement afoot to set up a Welsh equivalent of the Academie Francaise (Yr Academi Cymraeg?) to create 'proper' Welsh words for new fangled inventions.

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stimpy | 16 December 2010 - 11:21am

I adopted an Orangutan for

my kids today.
£5 a month to WWF. Happy Orangs, happy kids. :-)

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Adman | 16 December 2010 - 12:47am

Where will you keep it?

..(sorry, thought I was Karl Pilkington for a minute there)

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 12:49am

er....racks brain for good news...

will this do?

I'm just home from the pub, I've had four pints and spent the evening in the company of a delightful young lady, who reckoned the 'Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs' I loaned her was a bloody good album. We might do this again.

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ivan | 16 December 2010 - 1:19am

Try 'Tales from Topographic Oceans' on her next...

If she likes that, marry her.

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Patrick Crowther | 16 December 2010 - 8:02am

I played that to my wife..

..she didn't like it.
Preferred side two of "Lizard"

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 1:46pm

Second interview on Friday

After I thought I totally ballsed up the first on Monday.

I might yet salvage some respectability before I hit 30 at the end of next month following a dreadful year-and-a-half.

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JamesB | 16 December 2010 - 1:52am

Good luck

Good luck, James. Tell us how it goes.

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Inky Fingers | 16 December 2010 - 9:19am

good luck

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Chris G | 16 December 2010 - 10:48am

Thanks folks.

Thanks folks.

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JamesB | 16 December 2010 - 4:29pm

Back to being fed up

Didn't get it. Balls.

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JamesB | 22 December 2010 - 2:08pm

shit!

Sorry man....

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Vorgongod | 22 December 2010 - 5:53pm

Sorry...

...to hear that.

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Inky Fingers | 25 December 2010 - 9:29am

You know what....

It's gonna be all right.

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Dr Volume | 16 December 2010 - 2:37am

Yeah

We live longer than ever before, there's greater class mobility than at any stage in history, our government is more transparent and accountable (hence the illusion of an increase in corruption and sleaze), we have free healthcare, we don't have batallions of post-match hooligans tearing up our rail network and every Saturday any more like we did 35 years ago, we're no longer subject to the slow-drip threat of republican terrorism, we're not in thrall to a bunch of intransigent trade union nutcases who go on strike over disagreeable sandwich fillings, we no longer have a police force rotten with corruption, married women are actually allowed to have credit in their own names and have recourse to the law if their husbands rape them, homosexuals aren't forced to live underground, Paki-bashing isn't the national sport, I don't pass a concentation camp on the way to work on the train in the morning, small pox has been eradicated, buses no longer smell like ashtrays, cancer has never been more treatable, air travel has never been so ludidcrously inexpensive, with the exception of the USA and Hong Kong our businesses are probably less regulated than anywhere else in the world, we're currently making the Aussies look as good at cricket as the Scots are at football, the cultural paraphenalia we celebrate on sites like this have never been so cheap, so readily available, so plentiful and so diverse, WE HAVE SITES LIKE THIS, museums are free, tartrazine has been excised from our children's diets, and Oasis have split up.

But apart from that, you're right: everything's shit and we're the most poorly-done-to generation in history.

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Pax Romana | 16 December 2010 - 8:24am

I might just

print that out and frame it.

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murrance | 16 December 2010 - 10:08am

Now that is

a righteous anger I can relate to.

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Ahh_Bisto | 16 December 2010 - 10:14am

*Points above*

What Pax Said. Yeah!

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DrJ | 16 December 2010 - 10:21am

still shit if you haven't got a

job and can't afford to heat the house.

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Chris G | 16 December 2010 - 10:50am

GREAT POST.

That is all.

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Bob | 16 December 2010 - 10:56am

Bravo

well said mate

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Captain Underpants | 16 December 2010 - 2:34pm

"We live longer than ever before"

...I don't see this as a good thing at all Pax. For all sorts of reasons. But that aside, you have an impressive list.

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Colin H | 17 December 2010 - 4:48pm

I definitely prefer it

to the alternative.

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Leedsboy | 17 December 2010 - 8:56pm

And yet...


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Colin H | 17 December 2010 - 11:46pm

So...

...as Lord Young said, we've never had it so good. Why did he have to resign, please?

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Iainso | 22 December 2010 - 2:42pm

Because he molested a goat*

* technically untrue

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Glenbervie | 23 December 2010 - 1:59am

Have an arrow..

..o peaceful Roman type.

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 8:39am

Oprah

has left Sydney

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Mousey | 16 December 2010 - 9:33am

Yes..

..but unfortunately, she's still on the planet.

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 10:31am

A virtual

down arrow for that. Quite unnecessary.

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Black Type | 16 December 2010 - 1:11pm

Yeah?..

.. you don't live in Sydney, obviously.
Calm down, I don't wish her dead or anything, I'm just sick of the sight of her smug sanctimonious face, thats all.

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shane pacey | 16 December 2010 - 1:42pm

I agree

it just doesn't get any worse than Oprah.

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mojoworking | 22 December 2010 - 12:29am

Oprah

Now that she's left, have they renamed it Sydney Oprah House?

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Baskerville Old Face | 21 December 2010 - 3:39pm

:)

great reply that Pax. but.. you used to drive past a concentration camp?

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sandamiano | 16 December 2010 - 10:27am

Thankfully,

they've rerouted the train, so it's not a problem for me now ;-)

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Pax Romana | 16 December 2010 - 10:37am

Don't worry

The world's going to end in 2012, so not long now.

Can you see how we're working up to it? It's all going to Hell.

I sound like Jeremy Clarkson.

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Five-Centres | 16 December 2010 - 11:20am

Not been a great year

Worst year in business since I started in 1989 & the VAT rise will not help the new year. My youngest son seems intent on messing up his A levels & has no plans for next year. On the other hand we are all fit & well & not in debt. Also at 50 years old I did my first download last night as Rodney Crowell has a new live album that you can't actually buy. It wasn't too painful but what do you do instead of looking at the sleeve while it's playing? Music still has the capacity to make me very happy.

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pedr0 | 16 December 2010 - 11:35am

I've just found a £5 note

I didn't know I had in the back pocket of an old pair of jeans.I'm landed.

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Pencilsqueezer | 16 December 2010 - 12:23pm

God, that reminds me...

When I was around 10 years old I was walking through a semi-blizzard one winter's morning doing my paper round. I was cold, bored and thoroughly miserable. I shut my eyes and thought to myself "When I open them again I'm going to find a £1 note". And by some miracle, there in the gutter by the side of the road was a £1 note. I was totally amazed and unbelievably excited. When I got home I told my dad in great excitement about my discovery, to which he replied "Well, we'd better check with the police to make sure that no one has reported it lost." He kept my treasure for about a month before giving it back to me. Longest time of my life...

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Patrick Crowther | 16 December 2010 - 2:36pm

So *that*

explains the Biros! :-)

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Black Type | 16 December 2010 - 9:15pm

Getting better

Good news? I've just been given the OK to return to work after nearly two months off after having a Urethroplasty. Never thought I would miss it!

Ian

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ip29 | 16 December 2010 - 12:45pm

good luck

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Chris G | 16 December 2010 - 12:53pm

I long ago gave up

worrying about the state of the world given that I could do very little about it. I am being made redundant as of tomorrow but you know what, have a new house which I'm going to start playing with, am going to take some time off to relax, read, listen to music and watch stuff I have had piling up and think about doing something worthwhile for the rest of my working life. I may be feeling rather too optimistic about the future but no other way and I always console myself that I am better off than a lot of folks out there. Also, I can watch the Ashes without getting up in the morning. Ah, the joys of small pleasures.

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Francis Barry-Walsh | 16 December 2010 - 1:28pm

After a really awful 2009 (from a personal perspective)

2010 was a great year.

So never forget that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't always an oncoming train.

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Paul Waring | 16 December 2010 - 1:41pm

Now would be a good time

to look at Bisto's thread on It's a Wonderful Life

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Malc | 16 December 2010 - 1:48pm

There's a song in there somewhere…

Rioting on the streets of London and Greece.
Unemployment rising.
Police stabbed on the street in broad daylight.
Cuts in the public sector.
Vat to rise in January.
Petrol prices going through the roof

And the band played on…

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David Rothon | 16 December 2010 - 2:46pm

And the band played on

Any excuse to post some NWOBHM

(written about the first Castle Donington festival apparently)

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stimpy | 17 December 2010 - 2:39pm

A few years back...

I managed to obtain a ticket to the premiere of Led Zeppelin's 'DVD'. Queuing behind me was Biff Byford who was wearing a fetching black leather kilt.

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Patrick Crowther | 17 December 2010 - 5:50pm

good news

just been to the British Supermarket here In Barcelona for the first time.
Came away with
an Xmas Pud (Reason for going)
and
a Turkish delight
Jumbo sausage roll
A Wright's Steak pie
Rollos 2 packets
Birds instant custard
one pack jam tarts.
Haven't eaten any of the above for about 15 years.
The Turkish Delight never made it back to the Bike as it was eaten 4 seconds after i'd left the shop.
This may not seem like good news to some but for yours truly it has been a magical day.
You'd die if you saw the prices though.

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Sour Crout | 16 December 2010 - 4:53pm

I spotted a packet of crisps and a pint of cider

at The 100 Club last night. Yep, I saw Steve Lamacq at the Damaged Goods Records night and thought to myself I can't be all that much of a boring old fogey if, at my age, I'm still attending gigs that Steve Lamacq goes to!

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Retro Man | 16 December 2010 - 5:58pm

was he there?

I thought the Spivs were jolly good, not so sure of Hard Skin.

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gaz | 20 December 2010 - 4:52pm

Yes indeed...

as was Everett "I discovered Nirvana" True, well it certainly looked like him at the front dad-dancing along to Tender Trap.

I enjoyed the night, 100 Club has not changed, haven't been there for years but it was still as rank as ever.

Hard Skin were hilarious, one song would have clinched it, but a whole set was a bit much. Still they were a real piss take of the old Garry Bushell Oi bands such as Last Resort and 4-Skins...errr...they were being ironic weren't they...?!

Spivs were good, my kind of "Retro" sound alright, and happy to see some youths playing that kind of music.

Glad to hear there were members of the Massive present, I often feel a bit out of place with my musical tastes here!

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Retro Man | 20 December 2010 - 5:55pm

Rumagge in the garage

Like all normal people my garage contains everything but the car. So whilst on a tidy up on Sunday to find a bloody paintbrush I found:

- 2 bottles of sloe gin which we made 2 years ago. It's gorgeous
- a bottle of grappa
- half a bottle of chilli vodka
- my son's lost wallet with £60 in it
- my new sunglasses whcih went missing the day after I bought them

I'm not at all sure why they were there in the first place. The GLW has decided it's time I sorted it out properly so who knows what other long lost treasures may be in there.

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cradlerock | 22 December 2010 - 1:04pm
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