Fear Of Music - Irrationally Scary Songs

I don't get scared by popular song anymore, but, when my eardrums weren't nearly so gnarly there was a gallery of grotesques that weren't intentionally terrifying, but would get me bolting for the off button, the back of the sofa or creating a 'cushionface' everytime they aired...

'Spirit In The Sky'- that eerie echoing riff and choir on a cloud backing.

'Ernie' - the final ghostly coda was chilling for those still at Infants school.

'Wandering Star' - sung by a tramp.

'Streets of London' - about tramps.

'Bridge Over Troubled Water' - induced mental images of dark deep water and late night stormy skies. Next!

These were few of my least favourite things - what were yours?

Baker Street...

There's something about that sax part which still makes me uneasy.

lazyskier | 8 July 2008 - 11:59am

Junior Choice

with Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart still holds some scary memories.

And who can forget:

Shudder..

Darthfarter | 8 July 2008 - 12:05pm

10cc - I'm Not In Love

For some reason those tapelooped 'choirs' really really made me nervous when I was younger. And the 'big boys don't cry' thing as well. Something a bit nightmareish about the whole thing.

SimonL | 8 July 2008 - 12:14pm

You're Right!

I'd forgotten about that - it was creepy. 10cc were like a fun size Pink Floyd.

And touching on a previous post (celebs who went to the same school), at Junior school I was friends with Paul Webb's (Talk Talk) younger brother, we would terrify ourselves by playing Pauls copy of 'Dark Side of the Moon'- IN THE DARK!!

Dave C | 8 July 2008 - 12:22pm

Inexplicably

I was terrified of Monster Mash, despite it being a comedy song. All those lab noises I suppose.

Telstar also had lots of funny noises and seemed like it was being played on another planet, and the Supremes' Reflections. That bleepy, swirly beginning bit was creepy.

And of course There's A Ghost In My House. Those guitars! Brrrr!

Five-Centres | 8 July 2008 - 12:30pm

I was terrified by

Seasons In The Sun by Terry Jacks and that Honey by Bobby Goldsboro. Regret, death, goodbyes - well traumatic for a then nipper. I recall The Light Of Experience by George Zamphir(?) - Horrible flute tooting. I found a lot of that nasty matching-jumpsuit superpop - Billy Don't Be A Hero etc - of the 70s to be vile. Plus the public's fascination for Royal Dragoon Guards and bagpipes, with their Amazing Grace. It just sounded like something being freshly exhumed. Naughty Naughty Naughty - fuck knows who that was, but really unpleasant.

lovelyian | 8 July 2008 - 12:43pm

That's exactly it!

Terry Jacks and Bobby Goldsboro - they've got a combo of minor notes and melancholy mood that makes them plain creepy if you're the wrong age - Cat's In The Cradle and Two Little Boys were similar spooky tunes.

Dave C | 8 July 2008 - 2:44pm

Someone remembers Joy Sarney!

That's who did Naughty Naughty Naughty. Nasty Punch and Judy puppets.

Portishead's All Mine - especially the video, is scary even now. Like a feverish nightmare. Look:


Five-Centres | 8 July 2008 - 5:31pm

Seasons in the Sun

The funny thing about Seasons in the Sun to me was that I totally misconstrued it. I thought it was everyone else who was dying. When he sung "Goodbye Michelle my little one" I always thought "Now his daughter's going! This blokes a jinx!"

Cookieboy | 8 July 2008 - 11:56pm

i am the god of hellfire !

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown's "Fire" always got me doing that cushion thing or behind the sofa dash whenever it was on TOTP .

Also hearing the eerie first minute or so of Bowie's "Sweet Thing" for the first time in 1974 made me feel scared .

What about that weird bit at the end of Roxy Music's "For Your Pleasure" ? What sounds like a choir of Ferrymonks cascading over horse noises , cymbals and ( I've heard it said ) a then relatively unknown Judi Dench saying " Don't Ask Why " - that's frightening .

young dude | 8 July 2008 - 12:43pm

This hast to be...

the scariest song of all time!!!


humphreym | 8 July 2008 - 12:53pm

One of These Days


Frankly terrifying to a 6 year old. Nick Mason's deep vocoder voice "One of these days, I'm going to chop you into little pieces..."

When my Dad stuck that on, I ran behind the sofa. Deeply unsettling.

Nodge1970 | 8 July 2008 - 1:01pm

Alan Price....

....did a song called "The Trimdon Grange Explosion" about a Durham mining disaster. Scared the bejaysus out of me when I was 6 or 7.

I can still hear it now, "..With the Trimdon Grange explosion, Joseph, George and James are gone."

I think I need a lie down.

iainso | 8 July 2008 - 1:06pm

The Beatles

I was put off the Beatles for years as a kiddie, due to the sight of Leo McKern in a frightening looking mask during the last scene of Help! This fact was brought back to me abruptly, while re-watching the film with my 6-year-old a couple of months back (He thought it was great, especially the bits with Ringo).

Ben Milne | 8 July 2008 - 1:09pm

I buried Paul

I know it's all huff, puff and 'Cranberry Sauce' now - but years ago on hearing the 'Paul is dead' rumor and playing the 'Strawberry Fields' reprise sequence with it's 'I buried Paul' mantra - truly terrified me.

A few years later while dozing on a beach to the 'White Album' I woke up to the sinister string outro on 'Glass Onion'. Not pleasant.

Dave C | 9 July 2008 - 12:44pm

War Of The Worlds

Sorry if it's posted in one of the youtube thingys above - they don't work in my office.

Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds scared the crap out of me when I was young.

And Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel!

SimonL | 8 July 2008 - 1:11pm

Butthole Surfers

Their album Rembrant Pussy Horse is as scary as fuck. Really, properly unsettling.
Frankie Teardrop by Suicide is unhinged and freaky. Uneasy listening indeed.

Mr Drayton | 8 July 2008 - 1:41pm

Suicide

Agree with you completely there..........once upon a time as a teenager I fell asleep to Peel playing on my tranny (a radio, that is...not a sexually ambiguous chap) and awoke to assorted electronic noises and what can only be described as an ongoing murder. Sat up in a cold sweat to realise it was "music" allegedly. Was so freaked I had to go out and buy the album which I procedded to listen to twice and put away never to be listened to again.

peterb | 8 July 2008 - 5:42pm

O Superman

by Laurie Anderson scared me to death, particularly after I discovered it was about nuclear war, which was still a real possibility when the track was released. Brrrrrr!

Futurenoir | 8 July 2008 - 6:26pm

Variation on a theme of the last two suggestions

makes The Excorcist look like Scooby Doo

Crass - Reality Asylum


Dave C | 8 July 2008 - 8:28pm

Ode to Billy Joe

by the wonderful Bobbie Gentry has always given me the willies. can't explain why, but for twenty-five years I've found it deeply unsettling...

samfid | 8 July 2008 - 10:57pm

The Fifth Dimension's "Let

The Fifth Dimension's "Let The Sunshine In" always reminds me of something a spooky religious cult would sing when they're sacrifing humans/lambs/etc

And don't get me started on Van McCoy's "Do The Hustle". That "butter wouldn't melt" piccolo hook coming in right after some ne'er-do-well encourages the listener to "Do It! Do It!" like the divil himself. That piccolo bit is so unnervingly sweet that there must be something evil behind it. If any axe-murderer blamed his dastardly act on this song, I'd probably believe him. Most Studio 54-esque footage gives me the creeps though. Don't ask me why...

musicjohn73 | 9 July 2008 - 12:20am

Ha Ha Said The Clown

Ha Ha Said The Clown by Manfred Mann due to it's appearance on The Golden Oldie Picture Show in the Eighties. Does anyone remember that show? Presented by Dave Lee Travis it consisted of new videos of songs which pre-dated the promtional video age. Best thing about the show is that it turned me onto the Kinks, as they showed both Lola and Dedicated Follower of Fashion on the show, for which I am eternally gratetful.

Steve Hill | 9 July 2008 - 10:34am

I remember it!

The film for 'The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore' was HARROWING. Like a mini-Threads, with the vibe of 'Everyone else is dead EXCEPT YOU'. Brrrr.

lovelyian | 9 July 2008 - 11:49am

Dreadlock Holiday was

Dreadlock Holiday was strangely unnerving to a sensitive child who'd never ventured further than Porthcawl for his summer holidays. And there was a sense of Lovecraftian evil about Bohemian Rhapsody.

Nick_Setchfield | 10 July 2008 - 6:56pm