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Fantasy Football League Team Names
Posted by Beezer on 22 January 2010 - 4:07pm.
I was inveigled to set up a fantasy league team here at work to fill out the membership last autumn. I'm currently the 'foundation' of the league. Oh dear.
I was impressed by some of the punning that goes on with these things and wondered if any members of the Massive have their own or know of any belters?
I stole mine from a friends pub team of some time ago. I recall I laughed like a numpty when I first heard it
Inter Me Nan.
Any similar?
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Not my own
But the best two I've seen are:
Your Mum's Athletic
&
Substandard Liege
Borussia Munchenflapjack
Real Betis Hotpot
Debbie Does Gallas
are some classics I have seen doing the rounds.
OB 1 Kenobi 2
and
ABCDE FC
My current team name is
FC Barsenalona.
*coat*
In honour of Red Squadron from Star Wars
. . or Black Squadron from Adam and Joe, maybe, my current team name is
Taupe Squadron
But the best one I've ever seen is from a bloke called Dan Looker (that's important) - his team was
Danlooker Vialli
mine is
Walker Texas Ranger FC
I don't know why, it seemed a good idea at the time
I like to combine my football team with my music
So was rather proud of 'Gwladys Street Preachers' a season or two ago.
Rather less happy with 'Kings of Leon (Osman)' though.
My team
is called Manchester Untied.
11 Moustachioed Daughters...
...would be a Word friendly choice.
Longer standing members also know that it is a natural law of threads that sooner or later the Bonzos get raised. I see you have the same problem with oyour trousers that I do.
0 Up reply to this comment.Twangothan | 11 September 2009 - 11:11am
Surreal Madrid
East Putney Chutney and Sheffield Thursday are teams I've been proud to manage
Funky Bald Collina
I was proud of that one.
A mate of mine used to come up with the best ones though. He had Inter Animals one year, followed by Borussia Munchenpillowcase.
Dylan and football
My team was crap. I like Dylan. Naturally, that led to Tangled Up In Poo.
Sue the feminist Bowie fan in our office's team...
...was called Suffragette City.
Norfolk Enhance
Surely I win with this entry ? (say it quickly)
On a seperate topic - nice to meet you tonight Andy!
great minds etc...
There's a "Norfolkenchance" in my league too. Unfortunately for him, it's a very apt name. My team is Barnstoneworth United, which may ring a few bells if you ever saw Ripping Yarns - though I'm ashamed to say I can't name the players. Not in my league, but near the top of the overall positions I noticed "Obi Wan Kenobi nil".
And you sir!
A real pleasure. Enjoy your next trip to Cairo. Thanks for letting us know how the Ganges turns to soup at lowtide!
my fantasy cricket team
is called 'Interstella Coverdrive'
I run a pub quiz in the local (and do it for nothing if anyone from the benefits office is reading). The team who reguarly win it are called 'Bring Out Yer Ma's Crack Pipe'
before obesity consigned me
to the sofa and the fucking One show, I was part of a team comprising mainly Scottish lads with a pale smattering of Irish and English. We played out of London's Clissold Park and proudly called ourselves Clissold Thistle. (yes yes,when we managed to win, we'd sing our team's name to the tune of Rebel Rebel)
I follow Manchester City
my team is called Oil Rich F C
I used the thing on my mind at the time I needed a name
Play up Jennifer Lopez Hypnotic Ass.